Lord Fellatio Nelson

Janis Joplin died today in 1970. Just thought I'd mention it.

The flip side is irrelevant, two wrongs can never make a right. People complain that Politics is in the sewer yet seem to be selective as to when it is acceptable to have people like Raynor flinging shite around. Gove & Johnson are a complete pair of wankers but calling them scum doesn't dismantle them it just focuses attention on yet more gutter Politics. She is no better than they are.

Well, if she had said that instead of scum... Mind you, Mr Pie overlooks the small fact that the Labour party is littered with public school educated, middle class types that are as far away from working class as Jacob Rees Mogg is to delving into bins for food and sleeping on the streets with other vagrants. It's a strange old world.

Plenty of people have had a feckless mother that fed them shaving cream and Boneo for dinner. That does not mean you have spend the rest of your life laying in the gutter, looking up at the stars. Basically, she is a low rent gobshite that has not a grain of class or decorum There are many ways you could have called Tories scum without using the word scum. Politicians have been attacked, some murdered because people, like her, have ramped up the rhetoric making it seem ok and fair game to hate and abuse Politicians of all sides and, consequently, giving the odd nut job or three 'permission' to try and eliminate those that they disagree with. Whatever way you want to cut it, she was very, very wrong.

Well that told me!

The modern football is about as heavy as a child's balloon. Even going back 40 years to when I played Sunday league football, when the ball got wet it was like heading concrete. I suspect that this generation of player and future ones may not be in the same danger as their ancestors, maybe.

You two are a couple of fucking anoraks....in nice way.

Gotta admit, that is as funny as fuck. Post of the month.

Yes, yes but apart from that!!

You mean it has tailed off since the locals changed to a diet of chicken rather than monkey.

You don't see that every day, a loon calling out a loon.

Staggering, truly staggering.

Just for clarity, it was people to 'the left' of the political spectrum who were banging drums about her origins and making fucking idiotic points about migrants, racism and all that shit. Adil Ray was the lynchpin of all of that bollocks. Strangely, I never saw or heard anything which suggested right wingers were cry wanking into their socks because blue British blood didn't run through her veins. None of it matters a fuck to me anyway, I'd rather roast my knackers on a coal fire than watch tennis.

Yes, and the UK is utterly perfect.

Yeah, that's a fair point!

Well they may have been accused of it by other Punk bands when they made their bow on TOTPs. Going on there when you were, like, hardcore rebels, was a big no, no. I suppose they may have had a point, seeing Sham 69 on there was pretty cool but it wasn't too cool when my dad said he liked them.

No, I'm afraid I don't. Maybe some dog shit will be a suitable replacement?

No, we actually need a competent government.

Well, the taxes for people that actually go to work....

True!

Most of them are utter shit cunts that have given out unduly lenient sentences or freed people to kill again. The rest of them are not worth a shit either, I say abandon it! You are just a money whore.

........and the mice nesting in it. Luckily, this year, we haven't had those tiny, tiny flies that cover you and everything else when the fields are combined. Must be global warming..

Without coming across as some sort of arse licker, I have to say that you both have points of merit. To me, the honours system is ridiculous and utterly pointless and something that, like the House of Lords, should have been binned around 1904. In saying that, it still carries some weight and there are people out there who would pay to get one in order for it to further their own interests. Technically, corruption but to the masses, like me, who don't give a shit, it is meaningless.

He has been thinking that one up for the last 8 months and it STILL doesn't make him edgy or funny.....