Lord Fellatio Nelson

I assume it was Mr Hein that shifted these posts, for a moment I thought the forum had a poltergeist. Good thinking Sir!!

In the good old days somebody would have been kneecapped by the spelling/poor grammar police If they had posted that, or summat. It seems to me that the deterioration of spelling and grammar is linked to the proliferation of more and more gadgets, iPads, Kindles, iphones and whathaveyou. At least people are always blaming them for it. Personally I think it's just showing off. It could be true, text speak has replaced just being thick. In my day we didnt have all those gadgets to amuse ourselves, it was just good old scalextic and masturbation to Razzle magazine. I suppose, realistically, cracking one off was pretty harmless to your use and understanding of the English language. Yes, a return to lifes simple pleasures and diptheria is the way to go.

In the good old days somebody would have been kneecapped by the spelling/poor grammar police If they had posted that, or summat. If you insist, I could always take over honez's reigns until he returns. Yeah, do it!!!!!!!!! I wanna see that evil streak come to the fore. I will pin them down, you sledgehammer the kneecaps!

Anyway, is he dead yet?

In the good old days somebody would have been kneecapped by the spelling/poor grammar police If they had posted that, or summat.

I Sky+ Holby City every week. Why? Is it just an excuse to chimp yer faeces at the screen every week?

Never mind the Slade albums, did you used to have THAT haircut? Did you wear those back crippling boots? Come on Mary, do tell! PS: My Mum and Dad took me to see their Film "Flame" when it came out back in, er, a long time ago. Cool. I never did see that film. I see from wiki that its been released on DVD but has it ever been on TV? It's going to be part of a BBC4 Slade (mini)Night on Dec 21st. One of the few 60s bands with all the original members living, although not all still in Slade of course. I shall be watching. I went to see their film, Flame back in the day, excellent stuff.

The internet. I havent had it all fucking evening and, consequently, I had to sit through a pile of old shite called Holby City, obviously the production of a group of Albanian dog wankers, that had me sitting on the edge of my seat for the duration. Fortunately I managed to keep myself on said edge of seat and not get up and run head first through the fucking patio door.

I quite like Beeb 4, ive seen some blindingly good documentaries on it in the past, then again, i am a sad twat wiv strange taste. I consider it to be less of a waste of licence payers money than wot the Beeb will have to pay out in compo to the victims of its sexually deviant past employees. If you had known, what with you working for dear Aunty,about Saviles sexual preferences, would you have been tempted to write the blurb on a TOTPs episode " This weeks episode is introduced by that PERVERTED PAEDO SCUM BASTARD,Jimmy Savile"....... or summat. Blimey, you could have warned us 'arry!!!!!

Apparently it was a hideously low turn out in Wiltshire................. Mind you, im hardly suprised, they cant read and they cant hold a pen with their webbed fingers, what chance did they have? Im getting my tin hat on..................... I'll let you off for that, after all, I know how upset you've been this week now that your sister has dumped you and married your dad Turnout in the Shire I believe was about 15% - I've had bigger turnouts the morning after a dodgy kebab. I can cope with her leaving but she went and took the dog too. Im gonna miss him, he was an awesome shag.....

Apparently it was a hideously low turn out in Wiltshire................. Mind you, im hardly suprised, they cant read and they cant hold a pen with their webbed fingers, what chance did they have? Im getting my tin hat on.....................

BBC4's 1977 TOTP reruns aren't working out too well - more drops than a Parkinson's Cricket XI . Brookes and Kershaw were 80s, thankfully Just as they were about to show the Bowie one... This is pissing me off!!!!!!!! Cant they just edit out the latest accused? I mean, DLT hasnt actually been charged with anything as yet, to pull an episode coz he is the presenter just says YOU ARE GUILTY!!!!! Tis bollocks!!

Its got to be one of the biggest jokes evah!! Basically, you vote for either an ex Politician or a fucking Freemason. Either one will trouser a small fortune and fuck you up the arse when you are not looking. We have been given the democratic right to elect somebody who will change absolutely fuck all and will cost the taxpayer and arm and a leg. How much is this whole voting process costing us anyway?

I see the recently-departed (and already mentioned, yes I fucking know, before some twat points it out) John Clive was added to that site just four days before Dicky O. I remember him best as the camp tourist who had his would-be boyfriend nicked by Sally Geeson in Carry On Abroad... which probably says more about my film tastes than I ought to admit, considering he was also in The Italian Job, A Clockwork Orange and Yellow Submarine. You forgot this one Harry........ Twas good being young in the 70s. If I didn't know better I'd say that was Sylvester McCoy on the left of that group of robots... I think you are correct. On the far right is Christopher Biggins. Such a small world is showbusiness, eh!

We never had you down as a buck toothed chinless Champers drinker RA, you is a REAL man!!!!!

I see the recently-departed (and already mentioned, yes I fucking know, before some twat points it out) John Clive was added to that site just four days before Dicky O. I remember him best as the camp tourist who had his would-be boyfriend nicked by Sally Geeson in Carry On Abroad... which probably says more about my film tastes than I ought to admit, considering he was also in The Italian Job, A Clockwork Orange and Yellow Submarine. You forgot this one Harry........ Twas good being young in the 70s.

But Ali, you can do that because you have a skill and are a clever bastard, the only skill I have is being better at being a cunt than every other fucker in my office! You, Sir, are a legend! My thoughts exactly....not the cunt bit Lardy, RAs considerable skills. He is a top fella too.

As you are now "Management" cant you just create a reason to sack the fuckers? As you are now "Management" cant you just create a reason to sack the fuckers? As you are now "Management" cant you just create a reason to sack the fuckers? As you are now "Management" cant you just create a reason to sack the fuckers? As you are now "Management" cant you just create a reason to sack the fuckers? Unfortunately not, because I work for a local authority we can't just sack people because they then take us to employment tribunal and get a massive pay off - we have to be seen to be 'supporting' them - when in fact most of them are lazy, moany, hormonal wastes of fucking space that do next to no fucking work - they can all suck my fucking balls. And seeing as I'm now PISSED, and will wake up tomorrow with a hangover, they are all going to FUCKING SUFFER MY WRATH in the morning. I hate people. Hmmmm. Angle yerself for the sack, take the employer to a tribunal and get a massive pay off. Thats something id like to do, I DETEST my fucking job, I work with CNUTS!!!! Unfortunately, i work in the private sector so Im totally fucked.

Clucking bell!! Louis Jourdan is still alive, 92 I fink. Add Christopher Lee to the mix and it would seem being a James Bond villian is, for some, the Golden ticket to immortality or summat.

Clifton James is still going at the ripe old age of 92. He is best known for playing Sheriff J.W Pepper in Live and Let Die . I always thought he was a genuine redneck but he was actually born and bred in New York. More FASSSSSSSSSSSSCINATING facts later, LFN

As you are now "Management" cant you just create a reason to sack the fuckers?

Keith Richards is yer man. He has dodged the Grim Reaper more times than Jimmy Carr avoided paying tax A living leg end and could be on the list for years giving some mileage to the "Will he, wont he?" every year.

If you are just getting text messages you are lucky. My home phone goes off like a demented budgie between 6 and 7PM every night. Its pointless registering on that telephone preference service, it doesnt fucking work!!!!

You are one slippery four eyed fucker Lardy..