Lord Fellatio Nelson

Me too and its more than plausible, it has nailed the scumbag. I reckon you may well be able to pick the odd hole in some of the accounts but you cant deny that his "defence" of Glitter in that recorded interview said more about Saviles warped thinking than any anecdotal evidence could possibly do. Well thats his Knighthood gone and his comfy spot in the Cemetery, he will surely have to be removed and reburied somewhere secret as people will go fucking ape if they think the taxpayer will ultimately fund private 24hr security at his burial plot. I reckon this is just the tip of the Iceberg, watch this space!

Result!! I reckon we should all chip in and do some drawings for you RA, it may mean you wont have to do bog all other than putting yer feet up wiv a cuppa!!! Here is my contribution, hopefully others will lend a hand too!!

I think this is the clear winner. Can anybody decypher it for me please?

You are one of lifes nice guys RA, Im sorry you are so unhappy with your job. Its a means to an end fella, a means to an end, it will soon be over!!!! Chin up mate, as Lardy so eloquently says "fuck em all".

Scat's not illegal though is it? As for the Blue Peter presenter, my brother reckons he's had her but I've no idea if a snooker table was involved. Very true Handy though, to be fair, you wouldnt want it on your CV for the perusal of the media if you were a bit famous. Its thanks to you that I was actually made aware of that Scat rumour and, as a consequence,it had me trawling the WWW to find many juicy rumours pertaining to the famous. Such gossip, such rumour, such utter filth!!!!! Fanks Handy!!!!

Hmmmm. Ive always found that "F**k off you c**t" works a treat for me.

A little bit later, LFN. Let's just say Duncan was not the only one who was daring... ??? We cant be talking about St Peter, surely? Then again... I thought it was ''Green is the colour''............ Ah, thats more plausible. She once went down on Mike Smiths Chopper..................... I'll bet she rimmed Pip Schofield as well. Thats an awful thought. Im only glad that SC isnt here to read your utter filth and berate you! In saying that, I wonder if she has ever had a nibble on Patrick Moores nutsack?

A little bit later, LFN. Let's just say Duncan was not the only one who was daring... ??? We cant be talking about St Peter, surely? Then again... I thought it was ''Green is the colour''............ Ah, thats more plausible. She once went down on Mike Smiths Chopper.....................

A little bit later, LFN. Let's just say Duncan was not the only one who was daring... ??? We cant be talking about St Peter, surely? Then again...

Well Esther Rancid Rantzen has just been on the ITN News and, as far as she is concerned, Saville has been nailed. The End. Strangely, the nephew is highly critical that such accusations were not levied at Sir Jim while he was still alive and fiddling. Well apparently they were matey, in 2007 when a complaint to the Police was made and the Police decided that Uncle Jim, fundraiser extrodinaire couldnt have possibly played the pink oboe on some poor underaged wretch......... I reckon his nephew is as big a c**t as his Uncle, actually.

Ah, another thread that's fallen into disrepair. But you're right of course, people move on and find better things to do. The days of Dicky O are long gone. See you in Canterbury on Saturday? Actually, I would have quite liked to have gone, the ones that i went to in the past were good fun and i always got home utterly wankered trying to keep pace wiv Lardy and LG Hey, maybe another time, so long as its not held in Mongolia or Pontefract or summat. You wish, Grandad I may be getting on a bit but ive not got to Grandad stage just yet!! Well that's something else I've beaten you at then! I became a step-grandmother last year........not very fucking impressed, I can tell you. I'm just a whippersnapper meself! No ur not. You are an old Granny. Deal wiv it!!!

Five years ago I found this forum and five years ago I found you making absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. You belong here, you are less antiseptic and more bollocks and thats a good thing sometimes. Yin and Yang Banshees, Yin and Yang ( maybe even Ching and Chong ) and the Universe remains delicately balanced or summat. Amen. Sure you don't mean Cheech and Chong? I sure did but it sounded better my way like Ping Pong Ding Dong and Long Shlong or summat. Anyway, they were fuggin awful films IMHO...

Ok, I get the fabulous TV star but Im hoping we aint talking about Lesley Judd here for the other one, dear GOD not wonderful Lesley!!!!!

Give Us A Clue then?.......... Did you see what I did there? Yes i did. You reminded me that you are fucking old enough to remember!! You can go right off some people, you know! I'll have you know I'm still in my 30s! 30s? I think you are clinging to the 3 for dear life!!!!!! Well Ive never gone off you, you are still 100% quality!!

Ah, another thread that's fallen into disrepair. But you're right of course, people move on and find better things to do. The days of Dicky O are long gone. See you in Canterbury on Saturday? Actually, I would have quite liked to have gone, the ones that i went to in the past were good fun and i always got home utterly wankered trying to keep pace wiv Lardy and LG Hey, maybe another time, so long as its not held in Mongolia or Pontefract or summat. You wish, Grandad I may be getting on a bit but ive not got to Grandad stage just yet!!

Probably at the same time they do the "[beloved sitcom star and political campaigner] has a plastic sphincter because the previous one was destroyed from her love of being fucked with a cocaine-covered dildo", "[kids TV magazine show host] got plowed by the entirety of a university rugby team in one sitting on a pool table" and "[former Newcastle, Fulham, England and Manchester City manager with a perm] likes them young" episodes. Right, the last one was easy peasy but you are going to have to help me out a bit on the others.......please!

Give Us A Clue then?.......... Did you see what I did there? Yes i did. You reminded me that you are fucking old enough to remember!!

In view of all this, would it be fair to assume that the "legendary" internet hoax pertaining to his alleged mauling by Paul Merton on "Have I got news for you" was either A ) Accurate B ) Partially accurate or C ) Horseshit but instigated by person(s) that wished to expose his "activities" consequently priming the public for his inevitable future outing? Just wondering, like. Yours LFN Cynical Barsteward Esq. PS: Anybody know if any Channel is going to do the deed on " Aunt Sally" Ya know........Fecal implications and suchlike. PPS: I aint naming her.

You REALLY sure its nine Mary? It could be four with two accounts plus one or summat. You never know fella. If some of them start conversing with themselves, let me know, eh?

Five years ago I found this forum and five years ago I found you making absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. You belong here, you are less antiseptic and more bollocks and thats a good thing sometimes. Yin and Yang Banshees, Yin and Yang ( maybe even Ching and Chong ) and the Universe remains delicately balanced or summat. Amen.

Ah, another thread that's fallen into disrepair. But you're right of course, people move on and find better things to do. The days of Dicky O are long gone. See you in Canterbury on Saturday? Actually, I would have quite liked to have gone, the ones that i went to in the past were good fun and i always got home utterly wankered trying to keep pace wiv Lardy and LG Hey, maybe another time, so long as its not held in Mongolia or Pontefract or summat.

I think its down to nobody really giving a fuck anymore. Personnel changes and all that. Fings aint wot they used to be.

Since this is posted in a Good News topic: small children receive much less damage from falling on their heads than adults do, due to difference in size. To quote Stephen Gould: This doesn't mean children won't get hurt when they fall. They'll certainly cry as if it's the end of the world, but probably they'll survive without lasting damage. [1] Stephen Jay Gould, Size and Shape, The immutable laws of design set limits on all organisms regards, Hein It is to the good that this forum is not as visible as,maybe,One Directions website or Autotrader as Im certain the above post, should it have gained a far greater audience, would have had every Chav mother from Bristol to Manchester testing this scientific fact out by dropping young Kai and Tulisa out of their 5th floor Flat windows. Im guessing, if its all true, Verne Troyer is fucking bullet proof, right? You talk complete bollocks. There are no chavs in Bristol. Fuck, you are quite correct. I meant to say Trowbridge.

Since this is posted in a Good News topic: small children receive much less damage from falling on their heads than adults do, due to difference in size. To quote Stephen Gould: This doesn't mean children won't get hurt when they fall. They'll certainly cry as if it's the end of the world, but probably they'll survive without lasting damage. [1] Stephen Jay Gould, Size and Shape, The immutable laws of design set limits on all organisms regards, Hein It is to the good that this forum is not as visible as,maybe,One Directions website or Autotrader as Im certain the above post, should it have gained a far greater audience, would have had every Chav mother from Bristol to Manchester testing this scientific fact out by dropping young Kai and Tulisa out of their 5th floor Flat windows. Im guessing, if its all true, Verne Troyer is fucking bullet proof, right?

Congratulations you have an active and intelligent child who is aware of thier surroundings and shows purpose in life. Surely you would rather this than an ignorant pudding of a baby. He's my grandson. While I would generally agree with you, one of the problems with an active and intelligent child who shows purpose in life is that they fall on their heads on uncarpeted floors. Perhaps the old chestnut of '' 'Mummy, mummy, why am I running around in a circle?' 'Shut up ye little bugger or I'll nail your other foot to the floor' '' was meant to be advice rather than a joke........... Oh my gawd, times really are tough across the Pond CA, the poor little mite is gonna have to grow up in a carpetless environment. Will your Grandson have to go to school barefoot too? Yours LFN.