Lord Fellatio Nelson

Well, yes, we have a shit load of them but the combines are worst for blocking up whole A & B roads. The old giffers in Micras do, however, seem to be a bigger pain in the arse than the Tractors. Maybe I am just more tolerant of Tractors than old bastards doing 2mph on the A149.

You can always rely on, at least, one cuntish post at times like this.

Almost spot on.....if you change the tractor for a Nissan Micra and the driver to a doddery old cunt.

He is a prick, a greedy prick. How many people actually knew it was him on the album cover? Now everybody knows. Sex worker? seriously? He needs sectioning.

I always thought that he was very underrated.

So I hear, however, I prefer to be gratified by a woman that was born a woman, is a woman and has a vagina that could crush a large python to death. Sorry.

No worries, the c*nt is still alive. Unfortunately.

Gratifying to see that one of the worst threads anywhere in't world is still buzzing along.....29 fucking pages long.

The last time I was on a plane with a female pilot she bounced us down the fucking runway a la Barnes Wallace style. They should stick to cooking, needlework and nagging.......

There is a nice Argentinian Steak house in the Red Light district. Just saying..

In my mind Una is inextricably linked to you. Obviously not for reasons of 'that' but because we have discussed her in the past. She was bloody lovely.

I'm gutted. I so fancied her, she was just soooooo cute and a lil bit sexy. Mind you, I'd not have fancied the idea of her dropping a number 2 onto my chest or leaving one on the pillow next to me as a mark of affection or summat. You have to draw the line somewhere, aye.

Neither did I.

I'm not smart enough for her.

....because he is a cunt,

I would do Susie.

You may be right about Charles.

That presumes that masks really do work very well and the vaccines are useless at preventing severe illness and death. Both assumptions are bollocks.

Only just seen this. He was a hell of a baddie. Had an incredible physique and spoke fluent Russian, IIRC. I thought he'd go on to 100.

Well it's not like they were going in to buy a trumpet and a tambourine, was it.

I take it that, a virtually blind Cosby, would now have to order sedatives from the UK because all our medicine packaging has braille on it........

England V Germany games are like England V Scotland games. They become battles, lack finesse and psychology comes into play. They are almost like English premier league games, German domestic football is the closest thing to English football , maybe that's why the games are so bloody hard. We will be better against other European teams, maybe.

It arrived 20 mins ago.

The book is winging its way to me. It will be a good read!