Lord Fellatio Nelson

Happy birthday Josco.

We (the Angles) sold them the blueprints to fire as early as the 6th century? Clearly we didn't repress the Scots as much as they claim. Bigger smartarse

Smartarse

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'? I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off. He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed. Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt Thats my Lardy! Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts. How dare you associate those with that prat!!! You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too. Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too? Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter A transvestite?!? My God, first its the Una Stubbs rumour now its Gordon. Just what sites do you frequent Handy? Handy, you were not going off topic, thats what this thread is all about, by all means meander.... Many nutters on you Island? Oh about 80, 000. Re Gordon Brown's possible transvestism, I'm almost certain I first read it here. I think the Pooka or someone may have made reference to it. Ah, the Pooka, lovely fella he was. RIP. Is he really dead? I have no idea. Im sure it was you who told me that. How would we know anyway? I dont think anybody knew who he really was? No, I said I thought I'd heard that Olveres or whatever his name was, was dead. You only like Pooka cos his picture reminds you of what you used to look like in the 70s. When you were 30 Pissing taking bastard! I was not 30 in the 1970s, however, I will concede that I did have lots and lots of hair.

Anybody see him on the TV tonight? He was taken on a 3 hr journey to his new home. They carried him out the back of said Ambulance on a stretcher and, to keep prying cameras off of him, they had him completely covered, head to toe, in a white sheet. I considered that this was a bit previous as he wasnt actually dead. Then again it could have been wishful thinking on the part of the Ambulance drivers, MPFC and TMIB.

Tottenham 2 Liverpool 1. Please allow me to gloat and come back to this post to gloat again as the season progresses. Thank you.

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Is the Pooka dead? I hope not, he put together one of the best posts Ive ever read here or anywhere else for that matter. EDIT: Just looked back on some of his posts. Sheer quality!

Well Wiki is 110% reliable, isnt it!

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'? I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off. He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed. Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt Thats my Lardy! Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts. How dare you associate those with that prat!!! You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too. Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too? Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter A transvestite?!? My God, first its the Una Stubbs rumour now its Gordon. Just what sites do you frequent Handy? Handy, you were not going off topic, thats what this thread is all about, by all means meander.... Many nutters on you Island? Oh about 80, 000. Re Gordon Brown's possible transvestism, I'm almost certain I first read it here. I think the Pooka or someone may have made reference to it. Ah, the Pooka, lovely fella he was. RIP. Is he really dead? I have no idea. Im sure it was you who told me that. How would we know anyway? I dont think anybody knew who he really was?

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'? I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off. He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed. Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt Thats my Lardy! Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts. How dare you associate those with that prat!!! You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too. Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too? Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter A transvestite?!? My God, first its the Una Stubbs rumour now its Gordon. Just what sites do you frequent Handy? Handy, you were not going off topic, thats what this thread is all about, by all means meander.... Many nutters on you Island? Oh about 80, 000. Re Gordon Brown's possible transvestism, I'm almost certain I first read it here. I think the Pooka or someone may have made reference to it. Ah, the Pooka, lovely fella he was. RIP.

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'? I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off. He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed. Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt Thats my Lardy! Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts. How dare you associate those with that prat!!! You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too. Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too? Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter A transvestite?!? My God, first its the Una Stubbs rumour now its Gordon. Just what sites do you frequent Handy? Handy, you were not going off topic, thats what this thread is all about, by all means meander.... Many nutters on you Island?

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'? I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off. He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed. Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt Thats my Lardy! Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts. How dare you associate those with that prat!!! You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too.

John Ritter was 55. Died of an aortic dissection - a little young, yes, but not an unusual death. Bernie Mac had sarcoidosis and got pneumonia. Natasha Richardson was a genuine unexpected tragedy. J.T. Walsh was 54 and died of a heart attack - hardly unheard of. Brad Renfro overdosed - hardly unusual in Hollywood. Farrah Fawcett was 62 and had cancer. Jim Varney was 50 and a heavy smoker who died of lung cancer. My observation is that the deaths supposedly related to Gene Wilder were, for the most part, people dying of natural causes...some may have been younger than "normal," but I don't think any of them were such tremendous surprises. Being as Gene Wilder is 76 years old, it's not surprising that he's buried a bunch of co-stars. Also, Wilder starred in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Johnny Depp starred in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. In order to link up deaths like 888-333 is trying to do here, you kind of have to have a common denominator surrounded by unusually tragic and unexpected deaths. People outliving their peers is hardly unusual, and smokers dying young is common. Doesn't scan for me. I mean, I've outlived all kinds of family members myself. Agreed. Thats 8 actors from 67 movies, hardly conclusive evidence of a 'Billy Bob' curse (though Petr Boil Peter Boyle should perhaps be on the list). Roy Kinear and Dick Shaw could be added to the list for Wilder too, I think there are others too. I think it may have been me who started the Gene Wilder thing but it was only meant as a sort of in-joke. You could pick any actor or film and find tragedy connected to it. having said that, I have wondered whether Blazing Saddles was filmed near a nuclear reactor or something as a number of cast members did suffer from cancer. I think you have it confused with The Conqueror from 1956 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Conqueror...cer_controversy It was the film that killed John Wayne I know very well which film I mean, thank you very much. Of the main cast in Blazing Saddles, Cleavon Little, Madeline Kahn and Slim Pickens all died of cancer and Gene Wilder is a cancer survivor, from the supporting cast you have Dom Deluise, Anne Bancroft and Robert Ridgely. Anyway it's all bollocks really and as I said before you could probably pick any film and find a similar number of deaths . Handy!!! Im utterly shocked that a young sweet gentle natured lady such as yourself would use such industrial language. I always considered you to be the Lamb Chop to my Shari Lewis. Seeing as you are conversant with using said language perhaps I can, if I may be so bold, give you my phone number so that you can talk filth to me It will only be a quick call. Promise!!

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'? I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off. He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

A load of old sh*t. HAHA I see you have succumbed to the first sign of being a post-twat - the signature! Some will say that Ive always been a twat.

A load of old sh*t.

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te? WTF is 833 wotsit about? Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!! I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

Rolling fags? Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................ Hope that helps. I don't know what that is. Dare I Google it? Ah, phew, not as bad as I thought. Not like when I had to Google a Cleveland Steamer....at work I clicked on a link posted by a drive-by-ranter on this forum. It was supposed to lead to an obituary, but it instead it took me to a scat website. Its not good when you are sitting at the front of a computer classroom at uni when your screen is showing a close up of an arse with poo spewing out of it... Ah, that old chestnut..... "Oh i just happened to click on a link and......"

Rolling fags? Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................ Hope that helps. I don't know what that is. Dare I Google it? Ah, phew, not as bad as I thought. Not like when I had to Google a Cleveland Steamer....at work I didnt know what it was either! Now I do.... Mind you, according to WWW. legend (or Handy) a certain squeaky clean actress would have been able to tell you EXACTLY how to carry out such a manoeuvre. Una Stubbs, innit? Allegedly of course. I don't believe it for a minute. Unless it was on Lionel Blair. In which case I'd have a go too. I dont believe it either. It would be funnily disgusting if it was true.

Rolling fags? Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................ Hope that helps. I don't know what that is. Dare I Google it? Ah, phew, not as bad as I thought. Not like when I had to Google a Cleveland Steamer....at work I didnt know what it was either! Now I do.... Mind you, according to WWW. legend (or Handy) a certain squeaky clean actress would have been able to tell you EXACTLY how to carry out such a manoeuvre.

I'd rather be a Ninja than a ginger. And I'm going to be anonymous on purpose now, just to get on your tits Bastard!!

Rolling fags? Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................ Hope that helps.

You must be some sort of f'ucking Ninja. There you are, hiding in the "anonymous members" list then......BAM!!!!! Git.

Today: I am fed up. Tomorrow: I will be fed up. I will keep you posted as the week progresses. Bet you cant wait, eh!!