Lord Fellatio Nelson

I quite agree Madame. Dont be fooled about good ole Britain, our political correctness and health and safety is totally out of control. Children,in some schools, no longer play games where there are winners and losers, only games where no f'ucker can possibly lose are allowed. This allows, naturally, children never to feel the pain and disappointment of defeat and loss. Very handy when they grow up and join the dog eat dog world. I blame those headmistresses ( Principals to you ) who wander aimlessley around their schools, tits drooping down to their ankles hawking "Julie loves Jane, a lesbo love story" ( or summat) to classes of 6 year olds. We are all doomed. Some more words/phrases: Quality posting Diversity Multiculturalism Social deprivation No win, no fee

Christ on a bike! Those belgians really are sex mad, no wonder you cant get bugger all done there, monkey. I detest the Americanisms creeping ( or should that be galloping ) into and, like an infestation, destroying the rich crop of our language. On phrase in particular boils my urine. "Get off my case" is the culprit. WTF is it meant to mean? Who has a case? Briefcase? Suitcase? why should one get off of it? F'ucking stupid.

Wife.

F1 is a load of old sh*te. PS:Keep talking dirty TDF, it may lure back a certain member. It pains me to say it, we could do with them at the mo... British GP was pretty dull and I have never liked the Nürburgring or Hungary, roll on Spa. LFN sweetie, I think the lack of action is getting to you, I wasn't trying for dirty, I was going for outraged. Oh well, f'uck it, as long as you're enjoying yourself. Oh, I know you were TDF. Personally, I would have gone for "utter w'ankers". Its just that the use of such a word, with its obvious sexual overtones, just might, only just might, bring back a certain somebody. If you have ever watched a fly maneuvering round a cows a'rsehole, you will understand who Im refering to..hopefully.

F1 is a load of old sh*te. PS:Keep talking dirty TDF, it may lure back a certain member. It pains me to say it, we could do with them at the mo...

How right I was Bollox should you! That is a fab post, no messing, an utter pearl. No big words, no "oh look at me, im so clever, Ive eaten a dictionary" sh*te. Just a good plain, entertaining belly laugh of a post. F'uck, we need you Lardy, plenty we dont need, but you aint one of them.

Its all getting a bit Silly! An adult forum, delighting in its notoriety and tastlessness. A forum aimed at people long ago weaned from the breast and, more importantly, a forum that has for a very long time encouraged rants, discssions, both frivolous and deep, as well as the odd, well aimed verbal onslaught at the feckless and stupid. So WTF is going on with the swear filter? Like a thick midget, its not big and its certainly not clever. Is it right to keeping pissing around with words that are perfectly suitable for the Oxford English Dictionary but not for a broadminded adult forum? Yes, at this rate our Poet of the Sewers, our Queen of the Toilet Mouthed, Lard Bazaar will, very soon if we are not careful, find herself silenced, hamstrung by red tape and Political correctness that just doesnt belong here. Its a disaster waiting to happen. FFS, we is REBELS!!!!

The original thread was sound. I even agreed with you here however the squabbling turned it into the worst thread ever. 10/10 for effort. 1/10 for aim. I hope to cockroddingfuckness you're not picking the DL for 2010. I retract worst thread ever and instead give you a... ... for a smashing rant. However, you're in the wrong thread for that old chap. A Yellow handbag?! WTF do you think I am? Id prefer a black one, with little zip pockets and a few buckles. Edit: We will agree to disagree regarding aim. If it actually hits home to those who need a rocket up their a'rse (and I doubt it will) that they need to create and not just whinge about content then it matters not a s'hit where my rant should or shouldnt have been.

You know what? Maybe you are right. Maybe it is the worst topic ever. Perhaps, instead of letting everbody know in the original and humourous way that you have, you would have better spent the time starting your OWN F'UCKING TOPIC!!! You know what pisses on my chips? We get people posting their dislike of the topic and plenty of eye rolling because they cannot see what the fuss is about. Well thats their prerogative. Its mine to whinge about the filter. Did I ask for opinions/feedback? The forum is only as good as its posters, those that jump up and down most about quality posting are usually those that start the fewest threads. You know the type, always up for a party and always arriving without a bottle but eager to drink every other f'uckers beverage. Im not the best poster, the most fluent ( effluent probably) the smartest, the wisest, the funniest or will ever win poster of the decade BUT I do get off my arse and, as infrequent as they may be, I start threads. If people wish to participate, that is their choice but at least I create them and not whinge like f'uck about other threads that I do not like. I just dont participate. Is that so difficult to get? Maybe you want me to to put " Dont participate!" on a humourous cartoon of Homer Simpson being rodded by a dog? If it helps, of course.

Well at least somebody loves their life...

Bump. As this forum has members from all corners of the Globe ( well we did have till DDLM sodded off) has nobody any news on our bearded wonder? Is he Dead? Alive? Resting? I need to know!

Eight posts since March and you think your opinion is relevant? F'uck off.

Bit harsh on yer handsome self there surely, LFN. Flattery will get you everywhere Mary. You're only saying that to Mary because he's a Mary and not a Martin Arthur or Martha, every holes a goal, Lardy my sweet. Edit: You really need to say those names wiv a cockerny accent to get the flow...

Bit harsh on yer handsome self there surely, LFN. Flattery will get you everywhere Mary.

As a bit of light relief, this tune from one of our greatest, always calms me.

Perhaps the c*cksucker who has totally f'ucked up the swear filter would like to restore it for PMs? FFS, stop being a f'ucking w'anker! It wasnt funny, isnt funny and will never be funny. Prick.

Bloody hell (that's a bit tame for me) if I'd have been fired every time I said 'f'uck' I would have lasted about 23 minutes in my current job. Personally I don't see the point in 'effin', everyone knows it means 'f'ucking' so why not just say 'f'ucking'? Incidentally, I'm currently on a 'Managing Aggression' course - do you think it's working? (It's supposed to be about managing other people's aggression, not your own, however I think I've been sent on it for ulterior motives). Have you knacked the course lecturer yet? Hell, no, he scares the s'hit out of me, take a look! Pah!! looks like a typical Essex boy Lardy. Looks almost as thuggish as me, actually. PS: Repeat after me: Bish bosh giv us yer dosh ( then crack the f ucker over the head with a lump of 2x4 ) Just to get you into the swing of things, like.

Bloody hell (that's a bit tame for me) if I'd have been fired every time I said 'f'uck' I would have lasted about 23 minutes in my current job. Personally I don't see the point in 'effin', everyone knows it means 'f'ucking' so why not just say 'f'ucking'? Incidentally, I'm currently on a 'Managing Aggression' course - do you think it's working? (It's supposed to be about managing other people's aggression, not your own, however I think I've been sent on it for ulterior motives). Have you knacked the course lecturer yet?

Probably not.

Yep, I cant say that all of this horseshit means that the end of the world is nigh. Broadly speaking, some of us can find words that get around the filter and some of us cant. As jolly japes go, the idea to f *** around with the swear filter was w ank.

Well blow me down, I've finally found something even I wouldn't do. You mean you havent been instructed to before?

F ucking hell, you are alive! ...and a cracking post to return with.

You been climbing mountains again Mary?

The way you just said "if anyone could be bothered posting there.." gave me that god awful feeling that somebody had just drowned a puppy. I quite agree with your take on things NAP, you would hope that a forum as irreverant as this might have more of a sideways view on swear filters and the like. Instead its as unfunny and as useless as one normally found on "Train W,ankers Monthly" or s ummat (s ummat= copyright MPFC ) Come on Mod, own up to this disaster and take your punishment like man being dominated on one of those BDSM websites, not that Ive seen men being given a good seeing to by Amazonian women with huge breasts and thigh length leather boots.... NB: You cant even say s ummat now! The f ucker is now removing the right of MPFC to a dialect. Cnuts!!!

.......because its being moderated, by one or more individuals, stupidly.