Lord Fellatio Nelson

Im just imagining you Handy, a warm, ever so sweet, lovely young thing that you are, needing to have a sit down with a hot cup of sweet tea when you realised what it all meant! I always thought it was called "eating fudge off a stick".

Fight? Damn, I got this message too late!!! Im slightly delicate this fine morning and my mouth feels like Ive had a cat sleeping in it all night. When will I ever learn?

Tonight Ive been into town and have got totally wankered. Thank you LFN

So who, exactly, decides when free speech and democracy should be curtailed for "the good of the people?" Nick Griffin was democratically elected, it doesnt matter a f**k whether he is an odious turd or not. Its obviously ok to run around in packs attacking people who do not live to their moral code, ideology or whatever fits the glove. Today Griffin was due to be grilled by people who were very good in getting scum suckers like him to hang himself on his own bile. They didnt get the chance. So he lives on. Anti Nazis? W ankers. NB: Can a mod have a look into finding something slightly more inventive when it comes to substituting the work "F**k?" Toffee Apple lacks a bit of gravitas, know what i mean?

He should have looked where he was going. Sorry, resistance was futile. Edit - just went to read the article and it would appear that the NFU representative was aptly named: What a Pratt, the dog was attached for a reason. Last I heard we didn't have wireless dogs for the blind. Yet another case of foot in mouth in the farming community. Ah, but if Mr Blunkett had been more forward thinking he would have had a Guide horse which he could have ridden to safety.

I've been felled by a few dicks in my time Beautiful, simply beautiful.

........and the warmest of welcomes to you ghostofchat7. As you can see, we are a friendly, tolerant, clasp you to our bosom, kind of forum. Enjoy your stay.

Never mind an avatar, try posting with a slightly larger text than a gnats c o c k. Many thanks LFN

Oh, ye who have little faith! What you should have offered was the "Who gives a f*ck?" option I reckon you would have had yer hand bitten off.

I would deffo recommend having a Yank Handy, it relieves the tension no end. There doesnt seem to be much sport in picking some old codger as the next one to fall. Had Wayne Rooney been on the list instead of his uncle Mickey, I would have had a quid on him. Highly strung, likes old boilers and lives in Cheshire, which, as we all know, enjoys a fine reputation for armed Robberies on rich, thick Footballers. It could make him an outside bet. Then again, if he got shot in the head, the bullet would miss his brain by 6ft.

Ah, you are a Doors fan, MC? My favs. I, personally, would go for The End...an edited version, of course.

Anybody that first saw her apperance on BGT would have been plainly aware that she was not the full shilling. Then again, a parent that implores Simon Cowell to " Please!! let her do it again!!" while her 10 year old daughter self destructs infront of millions of people, instead of jumping onto the stage and carrying her off to safety, cannot be the full shilling either. Susan Boyle requires sympathy, a pushy parent requires a well aimed shotgun to the head.

I thought at first you were referring to this Tutti Frutti, Fruity Totty a mildly smutty German game show in which the contestants (the female ones anyway) had to remove articles of clothing if whatever activity they were competing in went against them. Then when I saw the later post mentioning Emma Thompson, I thought, "Not her!" Much more of a programme for Jenny Agutter. I thought that was "Italian Stripping Housewives", a show beautifully dubbed and shoved onto one of Skys more obscure channels. Hasnt been on for years. I had forgotten all about it. Sure you had Bet it's on Series Link on your Sky Plus box I really do not know what you are trying to imply, Lardy dearest. Anybody would think that I was some sort of pervert. Well ive got news for them, I bloody well am, and proud of it!

I thought at first you were referring to this Tutti Frutti, Fruity Totty a mildly smutty German game show in which the contestants (the female ones anyway) had to remove articles of clothing if whatever activity they were competing in went against them. Then when I saw the later post mentioning Emma Thompson, I thought, "Not her!" Much more of a programme for Jenny Agutter. I thought that was "Italian Stripping Housewives", a show beautifully dubbed and shoved onto one of Skys more obscure channels. Hasnt been on for years. I had forgotten all about it.

There is no mob mentality on here. Take a look back at the poll I ran an age back regarding Mr Scream. As many people believed that he should remain a member of this site as those that wanted him run out of town. That plank of your argument is, respectfully, bollocks. "In crowd?" I suppose there is a collective of members that have interacted off site and have even met each other ( Guilty M'lud ) but its hardly an "in crowd" just ordinary people, most of us posting in a manner and style vastly different to each other. We dont scheme, conspire nor do we have any agenda. We are here for many different reasons and get from the site what we put into it. Im trying to understand what you mean by "wider debate on life?" Most of the traffic on this site is probably about anything and everything that does not include the names of DL 2009. We have discussed birth, death, art, nostalgia, wrestlers, music, hates, likes.........do I need to go on? The site is going through a barren patch. ALL sites go through barren patches. Nothings collapsing, its just gone a bit quiet. Oh, remember one thing. Moderators. Love them or hate them, they do the job of keeping everything tight. No f ucker thanks them but plenty berate them. Who would want to be a referee, eh?

It still exists Madcow but as most of us dog owners have been advised not to feed their dogs bones (hello? natural habitat) and feed them dog branded dry food (that is so unnatural, hell, fresh meat is a dogs natural diet, could you really eat muesli every day and nothing else?) it's hard to find it. Safe to say that when my dog eats a bone his poos are totally white and I know because I'm the one standing on the other end picking it up!! I cannot, for the life of me, understand the pleasures of dog ownership which includes picking up their freshly excreted turds. I saw some old geezer the other week who, being a perfectly responsible dog owner, was scraping a great big smelly soft one off of the path. Fag ( thats a cigarette not a homosexual to you damn yankees) in mouth, turd in hands, he proceeded to stick the wrapped excrement into his pocket and, with same hand, take the fag out of his mouth.... Dirty git.

A great idea. Not so great when your pre school aged child runs up to you, white turd in hand, and tells you that they have found some chalk....

Whats the World coming to? In my day the average football supporter wouldnt dream of attending any match until they had visited the local brothel. Consequently, there were very few of them who hadnt worn their horns out by kick off.

Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Im sure its possible DWB. I would suspect a fair amount of Spurs supporters have been up before the beak after kicking the sh*t out of a few Hammers on the High St, usually 30mins to 1hr before kick off. Not sure how many have been convicted tho.

Im a bit of a musical thicky, however, may I throw into the thread as a taster?The hippy in me thinks its quality. Maybe im easily pleased....

of four drunken midgets

Mr/Mrs Onthedoor, Can I point out the word is predictable not predictible and aren't not arn't. I hate to correct you twice in a post. There is a very useful utility called "Microsoft Word" that checks your spelling. Now if you leave your address such that I can send my invoice for this invaluable information, it will help prevent your embarrassing spelling problem. Should you have any other problems the Grim Reaper will be round to facilitate a solution as you have usefully given your address. However I am not sure how much he charges for his services. Dear Saint Peter, have you any idea how much Microsoft Word costs? No? Neither have I, but I'm pretty sure it's quite an expensive way of checking your spelling. If you use Firefox you can get a spell checker add on (in British English) for free. But that would be unlikely to interest our ranting friend. Dear Notapotato, Thanks. I now feel cheated by one Mr Bill Gates. Actually we all probably do ... I find that spelling things correctly is the optimal choice. All that cost me was a lot of time staring out of the window in English class, interspersed with brief moments of listening, learning and retaining the paucity of information divested. The fact that my English teacher POSSESSED TWO ATTRIBUTES that kept schoolboys attentive also helped. Ah, proof indeed that you are cultured and eductated, Honez old chap. I would have just said she had big tits.

There was also an advert on TV showing a motorbike doing something very similar, the "Now you see him, now you don't" one. I thought at the time, how is that the car driver's fault? Then you see the stupid bastards making their own lane down the white lines on the motorway to undertake the cars in the outside lane. No wonder motorcycists make up a good proportion of the roadkill. If it's possible to overtake on the inside a car in the outside overtaking lane of the motorway that car shouldn't be there. All too often, however, there is some arsehole hogging an overtaking lane when they should have come in. I don't think the police mind because it slows down all the traffic and they like that. But people who flout lane discipline should be blasted off the face of the Earth reprimanded. Much worse than that are the flange prodders who, with absolutely no spatial awareness nor concept of speed decide to pull out of their lane to overtake just as you are within metres of them. Despite the fact that they very nearly end up having your front bumper embedded into the back of their thick, twattish heads, they are utterly oblivious to everything around them because, naturally, they are the only f***kers on the road. Utter tosspots, the lot of them.

f**k off you lanky Norfolk twat Not so much of the Norfolk, I aint got webbed fingers.

Speaking as somebody who has got on my high horse on more than a few occasions ( Lardy has to use a Pony), it should be mandatory that, once in a while, we all do it. We all get pissed off about things and can be seriously snappy, Im as guilty as anybody. Lets all feel the love people, perhaps arrange a bonding session ( a bondage session for BS) and understand that life really is too short. Feel the love.