Lord Fellatio Nelson

Although it says otherwise, Im sure he is dead? I could have sworn that he had died several years ago. The last time I heard about him was when he was reprising his "Charles Endell" role in a, years later, spin off of the TV series Budgie. It was cancelled after one or two episodes because, IIRC, he had suffered a Heart attack. If he had a dodgy ticker 20 odd years ago, id be suprised if it was still ticking now...

The knicker drawers of the women of New York are no longer safe. Hide yer smalls!!

Well, I did say. Wonder if they'll pull the programmes. Pain the arse for me if they do. (Edit: schedule unaltered) Are you now going to be our resident smartarse/ace death predictor H? Did you not stick a Fiver on your hunch at the bookies? Is the next round on you?

Two things. Day off today so I do the work and School run. Heading into town its choked. Umpteen traffic lights all misphased, kids on their way to School constantly stopping traffic flow by pressing the button for the lights to, yet again, go red, etc, etc. Heading in, you have a set of lights and, just beyond, two lanes merging into one. For the umpteenth time, some cnut decided that he was going to look straight ahead and cling to the bumper of the car infront of him, not giving a molecule of space for me to drop into but plenty of scope for me to be pushed into oncoming traffic. So I wound down the passenger window and shouted across to the f*****g old duffer in an E plate toyota pick up to "f**k off!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This had the desired effect, he allowed me into the flow of traffic. What the f**ks the matter with people? Whats wrong with give and take to allow the traffic to flow? Why are people such selfish twatwangs? Second rant. Ive lived in my house for just over a year, new development and an allocated parking space, garage, driveway etc for every resident. Oh no, thats not good enough, they have to park on the pavement outside their houses. You have to walk in the road to get past and if my house ever catches fire, im royally f**ked as there is no hope of a Fire engine getting down my road to me. People are such utter, selfish, inconsiderate w**nkers...and im utterly f*****g seething!!!!

Mary, I know that took some digging out. You are a star!!

Oh please stop being a miserable old C-word Its alright for you, Monkey. You can criss cross Europe with only your fanny, a suitcase and an adventure to keep you company!! Lucky bugger

Thats right, tar all men with the BS brush I suppose my ability to Cook, Clean, use a Washing Machine/Tumbledryer, know when to get the Hoover out, be a Taxi for the two women I live with ( Wife and daughter) work my Tits off in freezing weather, have the know how how to put Flat Pack furniture together, Decorate, sympathise to all their woes ( never mind mine) get dragged around every Clothes shop in Town and have to smile because if I dont I get " stop being a miserable old c***" means that Im not living up to my adult responsibilities? Utter and complete BOLLOCKS!!!!

Oh Ok CR, as its you. Happy belated Birthday BS, you twat. There, happy now?

Got the exact same one two days ago.

Hmmm, an interesting thread Mary. Here is my small contribution from a legend. Lines form on my face and hands Lines form from the ups and downs I´m in the middle, without any plans I´m a boy and I´m a man. I´m eighteen And I don´t know what I want Eighteen I just don´t know what I want Eighteen I gotta get away Eighteen I gotta get out of this place I´ll go runnin´ in outer space Oh yeah. I got a Baby´s brain and an old man´s heart Took eighteen years to get this far Don´t always know what I´m talkin´ about Feels like I´m livin´ in the middle of doubt Cause I´m eighteen I get confused every day Eighteen I just don´t know what to say Eighteen I gotta get away. Lines form on my face and my hands Lines form on the left and right I´m the middle The middle of life I´m a boy and I´m a man I´m eighteen and I like it Yes I like it Oh, I like it Love it, like it, love it Eighteen, Eighteen, Eighteen I´m eighteen and I like it.

No, no, no!! Its FOURTH not Sixty Fourth!

I always thought that Dick Francis used to be the request of Frankie Howerd when encountering one of the many nubile men he regularly accosted... Oh ok, it wasnt.

Well shock f*****g horror! A 1970s heart-throb looks like a 64 year old man in so, so health. Thats because he IS a 64 year old man in so, so health!! My Dad is nearly 67 and, guess what? He doesnt look like he did 30 to 35 years ago All the same, a somewhat depressing image of a man who was the King of situation comedy.

Cheers Madam! Now please go to Room 101 and tell people that minus a few degrees in the UK is bog all compared to a real New York winter!

Thanks MIB.

Have you ever travelled by Stagecoach bus...in the winter...at 7.30am...between Fraserburgh and Aberdeen? Stagecoach busses have the ability to be colder on the inside, than it actually is in the outside. Yep, I had cars like that. I work out in this weather all day, occassionally going indoors. Be under no illusions, this is just a cold snap. We live in modern centrally heated houses, drive cars that start on the button, no matter how cold and with powerful heaters, offices have Hot and Cold Aircon, shops ditto and its all to make our lives more comfortable. Clearly it has made us all too comfortable. Winny, I assumed all Scottish people had antifreeze instead of blood? This weather must be almost tropical for North of the border!

Ha, Ha, that wouldnt have happened to me. Ive only got a tiny wick.

Totally agree with you Mary. Growing up ( get the violins out ) I lived in a house so cold that in the depths of winter we would have ice on the INSIDE of the windows. I had an old Mini back in the mid 80s and that had to have boiling water thrown over the door as well as the lock to unfreeze it. Going back to my childhood, ive got memories of bitterly cold winters in "mild" London. People today are just lilly livered pussies!

Many thanks people! Winny, if something happens to me, I have made sure that you are looked after in my Will. I have paid in advance for you to become a member of the SNP.

You know what, I've had enough of this little whining douche bag. We really need an acid pit here on Deathlist.net. Seriously. Hey Terminator, you know who's in the vegetative state? You. Shutting the f**k up would be in your best interest. I feel betrayed. Once upon time you used to say those things to me. What happened? Dont you love me anymore?

Its "SHIITE".

Ive gone for Norm, then again I could have gone for any other of the umpteen 90 odd year olds on the list

Once a twat, always a twat. The only thing constant on here is you BS. Twat head.

Yep, I make the same one every year. My yearly resolution is not to make any other resolutions. It never fails.

Anybody watch Star Stories? I came to it a tad late but the Heather Mills one was the Dogs testicles and Kate Moss was pulled to pieces. Quality!