Lord Fellatio Nelson

You could always bring a spanner for emergencies. What is the going rate for a ticket from JFK to LHR these days and are there import taxes on tools? Monkey, I always keep a spanner with me. I like to make sure that my nuts are kept nice and tight......boom,boom!!

Facts are facts, the average American knows little of the world outside of the USA. Thats fair enough, the country is utterly vast BUT its makes being objective in "Who is the most significant death" a tad difficult. Paul Newman was a successful Businessman and Humanitarian because he was a FAMOUS and VERY RICH actor. His name opened doors and his interests outside of his profession were made somewhat easier because it was Paul Newman driving the Bus, not John Doe. Significance is down to who they are to you, how you relate to them and what they were. I would say that IF Jady Goody was to peg it before the end of this year, it would be far more a significant death to the average Brit than Paul Newman was. Which goes to prove the point that you can be a complete cretin and be more famous than a Great actor, humanitarian and businessman.

Welcome I'm a bit picky, can I just point out the typo in your sig? And feel free to argue with me in the Drunk thread, nobody else does, it would be nice to have some company there now and again! Yeah, you are a bit of a picky sh*t, arent you. Wanna fight? By the way, welcome GS, nice to have some new blood here, not that the old blood is bad at all, well apart from one plumb...but you will know who that is in due course. I'm on dangerous ground here, because my English is so bad, but . . . I'll be a picky sh*t by saying shouldn't that be plum (the fruity kind) instead of plumb? See you in Drunk thread? DWB You are quite right DWB, I could be smart and say that it was plumb as in plumb the depths of.... but i wouldnt dare. Which is why somebody like me who rarely checks his spellings and types with sledgehammers can never be picky. Good to hear from you fella!

I had a really weird dream the other night. I was sitting at this bar with other DLers, when I was invited to consume a pint in the fastest time possible, which I did. I then proceeded to get utterly pissed as a fart until i could barely stand. I was then invited to ( by who, I dont know) drop my trousers and show my equipment. It was generally accepted that I was hung like a Pit Pony. Why I had a dream of this nature, i dont know. It is utterly true, however. May I ask, should a new DL meet be arranged, that no members ask me to consume vast amounts of alcohol and none ask to see my equipment, I would hate to disappoint you all Thank you LFN

Welcome I'm a bit picky, can I just point out the typo in your sig? And feel free to argue with me in the Drunk thread, nobody else does, it would be nice to have some company there now and again! Yeah, you are a bit of a picky sh*t, arent you. Wanna fight? By the way, welcome GS, nice to have some new blood here, not that the old blood is bad at all, well apart from one plumb...but you will know who that is in due course.

Happy birthday you old bugger. Is it just the one you are celebrating?

But the DL Ladies thought long and hard about your present this year! Such ingratitude Perhaps we should just buy him one of the 8 second hand ones that are for sale instead . Second hand?! LG, Im shocked, I didnt think in a million years you were a cheapskate! Remind me, next time we meet, to buy you the cheap wine at the bar..... You drink like a bloody fish and Id save a fortune

But the DL Ladies thought long and hard about your present this year! Such ingratitude What can I say Bou? How very thoughtful of you ladies to consider me worthy of such a gift. Do they do a mini sized medallion with the kit?

I think its time to ask again. Is he dead yet?

Christmas is Wank.

Not many Red squirrels left...

First the video vault and now this. Going through the andropause, Nelly? Its a possibility Harry. Then is certainly better than now, even if it wasnt really Besides, I like it!!

Anybody remember this Classic Ad from the 70s? ET was just a far off twinkle in the eye

He must really have the horn for BS then? The Horn?! Why Handy, thats language i didnt think, for one moment, was part of your extensive vocabulary. Im quite shocked and, well, a tad excited, actually.. Keep the filthy language coming!!

Its not a "Groovy" video but clever. Godleyness is next to Cremeliness...

Handy, you know when boys pull girls hair and tease them because, really, they like them but are to shy and immature to say so? Well, perhaps Terminator.....................................

That doesn't seem to work either MdF the only link I can get to work is this, sorry . Oddly enough, a crap bit of trivia here, but Depeche Mode were the first band I ever saw live, Glasgow Barrowlands early 1980's, one of my friends had a spare ticket so dragged me along, they were surprisingly good, I think for me 'Master and Servant' would be my favourite DM track. ...........and there was I thinking that you were a "Rock chick". LG, very brave to admit it!! Depeche Mode are from my neck of the woods, good old Basildon Essex, well it used to be. Used to see them a lot in the town, Alison Moyet too. I nearly ran Vince Clarke over once, pity I didnt do a proper job..

This one takes some beating. You will be knackered just watching it......

1.46 miles I've got 8 within 2 miles. 9 under a mile from me!!!!

I admit to not being a regular of Concerts/Festivals, however, the best Gig I have ever had the pleasure of attending was Edwin Starrs ( RIP ) who was, quite frankly, f*****g sensational.

I have no interest in standing up to my bollocks in mud listening to Rolf Harris or someone ( because they are trend of the month) while some chavvy cnut sneaks in and steals my wallet. A bit of an OTT point to make but, im sure, you get the drift. If I had a Time machine, however, I would go back to Woodstock. Dope was very cheap then, too!!

Speaking as somebody who likes Domestic animals, Wildlife and Nature in general, I have to say that, what i have read is nothing more than dangerous bollocks. Its a Pit Bull, unstable, lethal and no more risk free than owning a house trained Tiger. The rest I find disturbingly bizarre and, possibly, on the wrong part of this site.

Not as clever as the original it ripped off Lardy. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI

Im f*****g angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Had a headache for two days, Marital strife, neck ache, back ache, I hate my f*****g job, im fed up, pissed off and ready to f*****g rumble. Cnuts!