Lord Fellatio Nelson

I've always enjoyed his work, however I have only read someone elses translation of his books. Being unable to read Russia I couldn't comment on his prose or style. I can't read Russia either. Or France for that matter. '...dull prose and bad style. Never a good writer.' Could of course be said about me. There are men in this world who are hung like chinese hamsters, yet they are great lovers because of their technique. You Mr Grave are not the biggest poster but you have technique.

Well, here's hoping you're right! I didn't really start this thread specifically to discuss global warming, there's as much of a chance to us all (apart from Clive) falling pray to plagues or nuclear war. I'm not too sure how scientists have just figured out that seafarers of yore kept records of the climate. Books by British explorers like William Dampier, Joseph Banks and Alfred Maudslay, which are littered with detailed references to the weather, have been around for centuries. Nor do I think it's news to anyone that there has been freakish weather in the past. There were the volcanic winters of 536 and 1816 which led to "years without summer", going further back to 38AD, a massive storm surge on the Thames killed ten thousand people, still Britain's worst natural disaster. So yes, there has always been bad weather, but you may be interested to know that the world has been hotter on average over the last fifty years than it ever has been in the last ten thousand years. If the global average temperature was to rise by just one more degree, the world will be hotter than it has been for the last million years. Scientists predict that the world could heat up by as much as six degrees over the next one hundred and fifty years, there is no evidence anywhere to suggest that the planet has ever before warmed up that much before in such a short space of time. The effects on us all will be catastrophic. I find it very hard to believe that humans have nothing whatsoever to do with this sudden acceleration of climate change. In light of that, and bearing in mind the continuing threat of diseases, nutters with large bombs, overpopulation, etc, I continue to look to our collective futures with much pessimism. But please continue to try and convince me otherwise, LFN, I'd love to stop thinking the sky is about to fall on my head. Yes, there are many references to climate from a whole wealth of sources, as you have alluded. I think that, perhaps, the current excitement is because, while there are plenty of references to previous climate conditions/changes, as yet, there has been nothing around that could be linked together to actually create a clearer and more concise data that could be traced, not sporadically, but continuously, virtually week on week, year on year for centuries. How do scientists know that the world has been hotter in the last 50 years than the last ten thousand? Do they REALLY know for certain that the last 50 years in the 11th century were not equally as hot? What is their scientific reasoning for the Earth now cooling, which they have conceded it is. Are we talking about Global Warming and climate change as purely man made or a natural cycle that man has artificially speeded up? Yes,Im cynical!! When you started this thread, the thrust of it was not climate focused, yet it would appear that peoples fears and realities as to whether we are all doomed is now firmly planted into Global warming than a Nuclear winter. 20 years ago we didnt even know what Global Warming was, how things move forward. DDT, the sky isnt about to fall in!

Yes, I know; but, it was the time. What with the untimely passing of Alexander Solzhenitsyn and all I just wasn't up to snuff on proper insults. Besides which, Nelson doesn't deserve a really good insult, I have always saved those for the worthiest of the worthy, To both you and Nelson and any other person who is foolish enough to believe that BansheesScream and Myself are the same, I can only tell you all of you that the moderators would have long ago known if this were the case. Once-----oh it was some time ago----I forgot to log on and made a post and the moderator caught it from the i.p. number r whatever those systems are. I had posted a few short words, not even a sentence so it struck me oddly that they'd known it was me. No, BansheesScream and I are not in any way the same although he claimed at one time to live in New York----I wonder since I mentioned in Private Messages to him various places in New York he should be familiar with and he knew them not. Well, he is whoever he says he is; but, he is not me and I am not him-take it up with the moderators if your thinking on the matter is different. At the end of the day Handrejka, Nelson and others-I do not give a rat's ass if you believe me or not. This site is a far cry from what it was when first I joined. Back then it had some life (yes, that was odd for a death site) and there were dozens of posts each day by several wonderful members. The tide shifted and an attitude of some are better than others took over. It went deeper than that though-if you have any doubt, look at the drop in daily posting. I came here to this site and enjoyed the generally jovial approach to death and watching, waiting, biding time until a person kicked off. That air is no longer here and that in large part is why I rarely visit here any more. Did I come in as a wild card? Sure. You better believe it. As I indicated, the site at that time was much more pleasant. (This is not a rail against all posters here, just a select few; but those few, with their calculated assaults on other members, caused a shift which may be beyond repair.) At some point I began an experiment-I typed rapidly and with errors (and under the influence of narcotics for my cancer-which I was dealing with at the time-it is currently in remission). Many saw the errors and made joking comments. I was in a place of fear (of my own death) and needed an escape. I played drunk-I had a history of heavy drinking so it wasn't a big stretch, although all those posts were done booze free-I've been clinically sober for 20 years-no booze, just my happy pills when I was ill and happy pills for the phantom pains on my missing leg-drinking can take many things including proper blood circulation. Eventually, a moderator took issue and I stopped the drunken ramblings. When errors occur in my typing it is because I type rapidly. As indicated, when a moderator took issue, as well as some posters, I went to a more serious route. When I posted in the past few days, I decided I'd try to resurrect the humorous/misbegotten side of Bruno-it failed. Screw it. Henceforth when and if I post, I will type as error free as possible and as glumly as possible. You want dead serious, then that is what I will give you-cold hard facts and nothing more. Perhaps this will make the lot of you happy, I sincerely doubt it though since if all posters came here in that form, there'd be nothing for any of you sad sacks to rant about. You know, when you take the few drops of humor out of the subject of death you are left with nothing but death which leaves you with nothing but your own cold and vacant soul holders. I suppose I am confrontational, perhaps aggresive when I stand my corner, perhaps its wrong. What I do know is that one person on this forum has caused more grief, agitation and anger than anybody else. You wanted us to give him a hug. Stop blaming current members (me) for the perceived ills of this forum. Fings aint always wot they used to be, they are just different. Its quite strange really, you are bemoaning the lack of humour, joviality and general upbeat tone and others here actually bemoan the lack of "quality" posting, whatever it is that constitutes quality posting.... Personally, the clinical, surgical tone of how some members gleefully rub their hands at the latest death does nothing for me at all, I much prefer talking about subjects other than death, this forum is very good at that. Im not really into serious here, ive got a real life where i have plenty of that. Bruno, I pulled your chain and you bit. Im not fussed whether you love or hate me, however, if you really believe that this forum isnt what it was, instead of walking away, do something about it, keep posting. Letting my mask slip, I think BS should remain, not because I like him but because I can ignore him, we all can if we wish. Starting a fight in an empty room? Thats LFN for you, he means no harm really. Bruno, I offer you the utmost respect for surviving, I owe you that. What you wish to do about being here is up to you, people leave, people join, births and deaths and all of that. Its your call.

A pathetic attempt to recapture former glories by West Ham. First of all, you don't retire jerseys in football. The whole point of the numbers was they are supposed to mean something within the game - firstly, that you're in the starting 11, secondly your position on the field. It sort of bums me out when they show the team at the start of the game and 3/4 of the side have numbers like 19 or 26. Anything above 25 should be flat out banned, as no squad should ever have that many players. Didn't Bobby Moore retire, like, 30 freakin' years ago, and they're only retiring the number now. Do we think he'll be touched and honoured by this gesture? Oh, wait, he's brown bread. What about all the players who wore the number 6 shirt since then? Are their numbers retired also? Just another excuse for some East End saddos to get all maudlin about how things used to be in the good old days. And I've been to Upton Park - it's a dump, in a dodgy neighbourhood, that takes forever to get to. I'm almost starting to hope for them to go down this season. Cowboy Ron you're absolutely right, including the general West Ham sentiments, but I suspect you're pissing in the wind on this one. The lack of imagination among football clubs added to the "me too" inclinations of marketing managers means that a lot more clubs will be discussing how to jump on the bandwagon. They'll all want to retire a shirt in honour of their biggest heroes while cashing in on heritage sales of the said same shirt: the one and only Bobby Moore shirt - only £70 while stocks last (forever). Soon all the club numbers will have run out and everyone will resort to letters on their backs until the alphabet is retired and we have to identify players by Roman numerals. "VII has scored just like Beckham once did when he played that number they once used before letter G." When the roman numerals have gone they might use heraldic symbols like knights once did in jousting. If Moore had a coat of arms it could be a sparkly bracelet over three lions rampant and a copy of the Sunday Sport. CB, I do agree with you take on the Spammers, I do think the words "Hole" and "sh*t" were coined there. Godot, cynical but true. In fairness, my team has just spent the national debt on players....and have recently had their third kit launch. It will cost myself and lady FN a small ransom to go and watch them this season IF we can actually get tickets. I tend to think the real supporter sees through the bullshit and,consequently, they allow themselves to get fleeced in other ways. Unfortunately if Football is in the blood all sense goes out of the window. Im not sure id have it any other way. PS: Last week I went to see Spurs play Norwich in a friendly ( 45 to 1hr from me) five of us went, it was £12 a ticket, the atmosphere was fabulous, just how it should always be!

This thread seems quite timely, hence my digging it back up, in view of the latest discovery by scientists looking into the whole Global Warming, freak weather syndrome. As some of you may have read, Scientists have expressed excitement in discovering that our Seafaring ancestors tended to keep quite meticulous Ship logs detailing tides, currents, weather conditions, the whole works. While they have only just begun to scratch the surface they have found that our freak weather, attributed to man made climate change, is not freak at all. Ships logs have highlighted that the likes of Captain Cook and Lord Nelson experienced the same type of freak weather patterns, some which have mirrored our current ones in both type and location. Such is the wealth of information, it is calculated that it could take quite some time to log all the information available and build a picture of Climate change from the earliest records going back to the 17th Century and now. If their preliminary findings are substansiated, it would appear that we have all been sold a pup, climate change, freak weather, it was all here long before and certainly could not have been man made. Will the truth finally out

You need help and you need it now. 1)I have no idea what suspicion you believe is being confirmed (other than your lack of anything resembling good taste or manners) 3)I too am sober you dimwitted scrotum licker. 2)Employed? By what? No human would allow you near their work place. Not too many brain cells though do you have now do you? No, no, no you don't and most are dead and useless----much like you. 4)True you wouldn'yt be highclassing it to trash bins----and what does this have to do with Ivy? You make less sense than Earl Boggerstone. and besides whatever family you may once have had has disavowed your being. 5)You are now thanking me for anwereing a burning question===are you indicating that you arree an arsonist? Kindly keep yourself to topic Piplik We arte here to support BaracudaScreams. You want me to keep it on topic? Ok,we arte not here to support him. Banshees Scream is a W**ker. 99.99% of the people on this forum also believe that he is a W**ker. The consensus of the forum is that, despite him being a W**ker, he should remain. Democracy at work. Never having had much to do with you in the past, you were away for quite some time when I joined ( in the Betty Ford clinic?) I have had reason to suspect that you and BS were one in the same. I came to this conclusion because it became very evident that you too are a complete W**ker. I understand that there are members here that enjoy your form of posting, wit and olde worlde charm and, conversely they dont like me or enjoy mine. Democracy at work. They may hate me even more now that I have shown such disrespect for a long standing member ( member = Tool ) but thats just the way that I am, and I have a bloody good time being me. Defending BS put you in my firing line, its put you in many peoples firing line, they just are too polite to say so. Am I to annoy some people for having a chew at the "Legendary" Bruno Brimley? Possibly. Do I really care? No Sorry BB, you aint up to it, personal insults are your limit, and piss poor ones at that. To quote Lord Healey " It was like being savaged by a dead sheep."

The Foster Brooks impersonation is coming on leaps and bounds BB, or is that BS? Look herer you lowbrow loser and Botox reject, I don't know what your F...ing problem is and I really don'['t care but haven't you been enough of a pisspoor excuse for life so far? Yes, yes, yes you have. First attack Barnshoes and now me----I suppose it's the only hobby your miniscule little brain cells can handle, Lord knows you never have been able to figure out how to rifle throug the trash to find food for your family. Result. You have confirmed my deepest suspicions. Im employed, my brain cells are miniscule (cells tend to be) and my life is dandy and SOBER. Ive never had to go down bins to feed my family, however, if i lived next door to The Ivy, I probably would. Many thanks for answering a burning question.

What? Ive not seen any of those Ads here. Pity.

The Foster Brooks impersonation is coming on leaps and bounds BB, or is that BS?

Middlesbrough. The Club, the Town. It was and is a pointless exercise.

Atj, a question. Could those people you know confirm or deny that she goes like a train? Just curious.

a glass of soda

Very old and done to death but.... Whats the difference between a Dog and a Fox? 8 Pints.

a most unpleasant thing

they had bought along

Excellent work Monkey. Isnt it strange that the one person you would expect to be posting, as yet, hasnt, or have they?

So Apollo 14 Astronaut Ed Mitchell claims that its all true, we are being visited and ET is real. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/art...d-60-years.html NASA doesnt share his opinion, however.

This is just SO wrong!!!!!

Ants.

It's probably because it's dark. It might be best if you use a torch to find it. Let me know if that helps. To stop future torch-reliance, you might like to consider the composition of your clothing; friction from man-made fibres, tights, what the soles of your shoes are made of, whether the floor is carpeted (especially man-made fibres again) and (not that I'm suggesting this is the case here, LG,) thigh-rubbing and foot-shuffling when walking have a huge potential for static electricity build up and subsequent discharge. You may wish to test this out experimentally by spending a day at home naked, walking around on tip-toes with your legs wide apart. Be sure to let us know how you go. LG, should you wish to take up the sound advice of Honez, be sure to let me know, I shall be up to you as fast as a shithouse Rat to record the proceedings.......all for research of course

Excellent Madam!! Class, style and you float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.... As for the cruelty of this thread, total tosh. With respect deadsox, its ever so slightly sanctimonious to question whether we are being ever so cruel when its being posted and discussed on a forum that is dedicated to the deaths of the rich and famous/infamous. How cruel do you think it is getting a hard on discussing who you want to peg out? Im sure the Families of many of these "Hits" find DL highly amusing. If we start taking the feelings of fellow members too seriously ( and Im really refering to that smug,pompous twat ) then it renders this Forum and its subject matter equally as cruel and, consequently, unpalatable to us all. He may thank you for your support, then again he is so far up his own arse he probably EXPECTS your support. If you dont want to play the lottery, dont buy a ticket.

Reading that sent a shudder through me. I have to consider the horrendous possibility that you and he are both from the same Gene pool.

Cant believe this one went under your Radars. Lord Stokes is no more. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/o...icle4374427.ece