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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The World of the Snowflake

    It's been so utterly gash, here of late, that the stage is all yours Dr Z.
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    The World of the Snowflake

    No, it didn't. I have a lot of shit going on at the mo, his reappearance made my fucking day. That's how bad things are.
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    Football

    Probably. The clubs will end up with more money from the pot, things will die down and normality, whatever that is, will resume. Personally, I am just waiting for the new season so I can go and watch my local team get beaten at home on a regular basis in the National League. Obvs, if the mighty Carlisle end up, at some point, down with us, I'd expect you up this way for a pint, a pie and a chat when we play each other.
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    Football

    Latest news is, apparently, Chelsea are pulling out of the Super league deal.
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    The World of the Snowflake

    Hello Zorders!!!
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    Football

    Leicester City won the league here. Wet Spam may actually make the champions league this season too. When or if the big clubs fuck off to their financial utopia, it will leave football leagues, around Europe, far more competitive for sure but it will also leave a fucking great big hole. My love of football has been dying for a while now anyway. Spurs can carry on without me.
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    Meghan Markle

    I think the thread was inevitable on account that she is a lying cunt.
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Passed-Punks & No-Wavers

    Plenty of people to have a go at on here and ask questions of, Phants isn't one of them tbf.
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    The English Language

    Cruel....but fair.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    30. Bob Newhart

    As has been said, some of us of a certain age remember his comedy routines like 'The Driving Instructor & Bus Conductor. Personally, I always thought they were funny, his delivery was immaculate.
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    reasons for ban

    No, the fucking thing shouldn't be in anywhere but the bin.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    Stop acting like a thick shit. We are comparing the significance of two deaths globally, America is not globally, the UK is not globally. By a country mile, if you were to ask all members on here which, out of the two, they would consider to be the most significant, only you and a hand full of other fucking idiots would pick out BMX over Phil. Stop wasting time arguing over the fucking obvious.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    I understand your viewpoint. Your last words, however, nail on why his death was more significant GLOBALLY.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    I could have done that but it would have diluted the point. The USA is not Planet Earth, even though it thinks it is, at times.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    USA population : 330 million . Global population : 7.9 billion.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    Aye, well, that puts into perspective how little the more mature of us know about (c) rap. His death has made global news, GLOBAL news. The tributes have also come in from all corners of the world. DMX would not have had two lines written in a Chinese newspaper. 'Significant' as has been said, could have more than one meaning but, essentially, it is about impact. Phil death has had a greater global impact than the death of some rapper who, by your own admission, last had a hit 18 sodding years ago. Honestly!
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I'm quite impressed that they think you have a knob.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    Yeah, scrap the thread, it's shite.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    Are you still at school? One globally known man compared to somebody that couldn't carry a tune in a bucket so had to talk fast over a sound track ( that's rapping in a nutshell) who would have been well known to tone deaf english speakers under the age of 30. Fucking hell..
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Has it calmed the fuck down yet on here? Have the no marks, who joined just to post a couple of times on the thread, gone now? Just askin, like.
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    Name Shame?

    I would have let him sweat. Would have served him right for having that fame hungry Jackie Weaver as his avatar.
  22. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Tony Bennett

    Looks like she has lost weight compared to pics/interview I saw some years back.
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    The Dead of 2021

    Because everybody else thinks you're a twat.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Yeah, she always refused to swallow Phil's load whenever they were travelling by the Royal Train.
  25. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Covid passports

    As I am not anti vax ( had mine) I cannot be anti passport.
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