Lord Fellatio Nelson

Im tempted to hope that in death he has taken Folk music with him. Welcome back Harry!

Honez, brilliant work! When LG decided to close the other Poll ( very assertive LG, you vixen, you ) I did feel a sense of relief that it had been put to bed. Imagine my horror when I discovered yet another poll dedicated to the dickhead. It was comparable to having a wonderful dream starring myself and a certain Linda Lovelace only to awaken to the reality of Janet Street Porter between my legs. As it is, I need not have worried. A Poll to end all Polls.

Ok, the time has come for another poll, where your votes count... and I mean that most sincerely folks!! Is it time to say bye bye to Banshees Scream? Is he the genius he thinks he is? Is he infact an irritating twat that, like a boil on the arse, needs to be lanced...permanently? You the jury must decide.

I selected NO and I must tell you Nelson, I find the word of the use----stake that- I find use of the word to be deplorable. That is the use of the word Cretin. Only a true Cretin would stoopeth so low as to even think of calling another person a cretin. Barnsocks and I have had our times of trouble and times where he would clearly be in need of help=though I am not sure what type of help= He's an all around good fellow and should be left in membership here for decades to come. Not to mention he occasionally has dreams which he shares here and that is how we knew Jesse Helms and Charlton Heston would be heading out with the grim rapper this year. *and I found that your choices were actually one in the same which shows me that YOU Nelson are the C-word around here. A proper Poll always has four choices minimum.* You really shouldnt be allowed out on your own, should you. Now sod off and go and find your liver. Regards LFN

Yes, and now perhaps he would like to consider all the years that people campaigned for his release, had concerts in his honour and did all things humanly possible to free him and dismantle a cruel regime. Once he has considered it, perhaps, and respectfully, he should get off his arse and start to tell it how it is in Zimbabwe and Africa in general and deliver a few home truths to the people of his own country where its still customary to do horrendous things to babies because, God forbid, people still believe it to be a cure for Aids. We wont even go into the murder rate, rape rate etc, etc. Yes, South Africa really has moved on apace since his release.

Hmm. I only asked because Im sure I read somewhere that this spot was a prime location for bonking couples to be "observed" by men ( who, purely by chance, were coming from miles around to walk their dogs). I do appologise if I gave the impression that men only went there to practice the ancient art of fudge packing. Nothing to do with the practice, like Richard Gere, of sticking a dog up your fundament then. Or was it Germaine Greer and a ferret? Now that is spooky. Today, I was seriously considering creating a thread devoted to celebrity gossip. For example the "alleged" squeaky clean female celebrity ( quite old now and much respected) a turd and a young mans chest ( or pillow depending on what you read). One of our highly respected members related that one to me a while back. You obviously have the mind of a sewer or surf into some very strange places. Either way, another quality post from you sir.

Hmm. I only asked because Im sure I read somewhere that this spot was a prime location for bonking couples to be "observed" by men ( who, purely by chance, were coming from miles around to walk their dogs). I do appologise if I gave the impression that men only went there to practice the ancient art of fudge packing.

Yeah, but she probably has a shower or a bath pretty often. Yes and Madeline McCann may not have had a pink bike and said bike could have been stored indoors in a cobweb free zone.....

Alternatively: Whats pink and covered in cobwebs? Lardys Fanny (well you did say you havent had a shag in ages Lardy!!! )

I did hear that Studland Bay was popular with men who "walked their dogs". Pooka, dear chap, could you confirm this? Regards LFN

Patricia Quinn appears to be fine and dandy. She has a healthy fan club, still does the rounds in regards to the Rock Schlok reunions/seminars etc, and judging by quite up to date pictures, looks pretty damn good. I would hope that she doesnt go anywhere too soon.

Caroline Flint MP. Hard as nails, not unattractive and, quite possibly, a dirty old mare

Sod all of that. Its Tribal, pure and simple. I detest the Gooners, the Gooners detest the Yids Saints hate Pompey, Pompey hates the Saints. Liverpool hates Everton Everton Hates Liverpool etc, etc, etc If the Gooners and us Yids were not from the same city, Id hate whatever city they came from. Inter town, village and city rivalry has existed for centuries and beyond. Its nothing new.

Come back Harry Mac!

Having had the misfortune to use the Portsmouth Ferry terminal ( think outside toilet without the walls ) I can see where Mono is comng from. To compound this, I know of no other member of this Forum who is from that city, well nobody has owned up to it. As I feel it prudent to support our most valued members, I am happy to vote in favour of its demise. May I suggest dumping it into that other shithole, The Emirates? NB: Thats the "Stadium", if one could call a vomit inducing piece of crap a Stadium.

Before I answer that question let's understand my entitlement to say whatever I want in this thread is with no restraint. Why? Because I didn't create this thread and ..well.. "It's about me" so if you don't like the discussion don't read it. I'm very entitled. I didn't exploit requests for a debate involving my continuing on Deathlist.net. There was a debate thrown at me and and that leaves the masters behind this ridiculous idea at least 90% responsible. They should have known that the fight for the end of my continuance was a struggle of impossibility. Is it irrational Mary? Is it? It's irrational because if I laid down to the labelings that I was relentlessly accused of, then I could understand why my demise would be routine. But I didn't allow those labelings to to take effect as some members would have craved. I didn't fulfill their want. It was Lady Grendel, a treasured member of this forum, who brought my Mugabe Remark out in the public eye and the truth is that "They were based off of his failure and how he continues to make Zimbabwe a horrible place" .. and my conclusion is that the world would be a better place without him. If that means a car bomb detonates next week .. I understand how some of our overly sensative members could outright label that post a "racist remark" but in my generation we have managed to surpass the moderated way of thinking which excludes all humor involving what we really are. It's alright to have a tasteless sense of humor in some situation's because the fact of the matter is 'we all believe ourselves to be equal" so a racist joke for example doesn't actually make you a racist. Hey O Fellatio Nelson! Complete and utter cock. I strongly believe that you should stay, fight the good fight and allow the rest of us to continue to pull the piss out of you.

She's not the first, and she won't be the last Mr Mellor! My God, you REALLY, REALLY hate that place, dont you. It almost makes my hatred of the Gooners seem a bit limp wristed...almost.

Dog sh*t is the worlds worst. ( lets say the Brazil of Turds DTTG ) On numerous occasions, while at work, I have stepped, without realising, into a nice steamer, then walked it up my ladder. Naturally, because I was unaware, I have walked back down, hands on rungs and into it all. It has certainly cured me of biting my fingernails. I, personally, would hang Dog owners who allowed their mutts to shite all over the place.

Happy Birthday Winny, you miserable git. Yours affectionately LFN.

I confess, I had never heard of the custard cream wankfest. Just one question. Lardy, do all the males in your neck of the woods suffer from premature ejaculation?

Outside of home, nobody knows Im here. Thats the way I like it. As for last years jolly, well Godot, as usual, has hit the mark with his post. Walking into that Bar was a "Am I the only bugger to turn up?" moment. Having surveyed the faces around me, it became very evident that the three shify looking Gents to one side COULD be DL members. WTF do I say? Do I wander up to them and say "Hi, Im LFN!" Nah. I tried to be subtle and let the words "Are you from the DL site" tumble out as, if they were, they would have picked up the DL bit and reponded, if they were not they would have assumed I had mumbled and would have said "what?" allowing me a hasty retreat. The rest is history. This forum is so much more than the sum total of its parts. Realistically the whole Death thing is remarkably underplayed and, in fairness, totally overshadowed by a whole plethora of other topics and threads which have nothing whatsoever to do with Death. What is strange is the amount of Death related posting that tends to meander away from said subject and quickly mutates into something totally different. I can only say that the people I met and got hammered with were some of the nicest people you could meet, self effacing with hollow legs. Im looking forward to this years.

As Im the pillock who started this all off, perhaps its fitting that I suggest we put this one to bed now. Whatever has been said, opinions of the man in question are divided between the "He is tolerable" and the "He is a Cockspanner." We have all had a say, Ive had a very enjoyable rant or three and through all of this he has remained here and, no doubt, will still remain here.......forever What a wonderfully tolerant bunch we are, the creme de la creme of Forums Ltd. He is a very lucky boy.

Ah, right. Hitlers opinion was that, once he had Gassed/Shot all Jews, the Mentally/Physically Disabled and Gypsies, the World would be a better place. I think that renders you argument a bag of shite, doesnt it.

Newcastle and Sunderland skipper Bobby Moncur's copped it. That's another one in the can. He had a heart attack last week after fighting cancer. Bobby Moncur's not dead either, dickwad, why don't you f**k off and play with the traffic? Ooo I'm in a mood. And people think that I rant!!! Is this just another example of the British "Justice" system exacting their pound of flesh? Terrorists free to walk the streets, a self confessed dangerous sex offender released, despite psychiatric reports saying he will probably reoffend and an elderly, on his last legs, lag who probably did no more than shift the sacks into the getaway cars, kept inside, half dead and will probably die before his release. Makes perfect sense.