Jump to content

Lord Fellatio Nelson

Members
  • Content Count

    9,079
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    77

Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson

  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    I used to love his shampoo, when I had lots of hair.
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Dementia afflicted footballers

    A few weeks ago, while doing his normal link from a game he was covering, he sounded bloody awful, his speech was slurred like he was drunk. I actually thought that he would get pulled off air, so bad he sounded. Subsequent weeks have seen him his normal self, if not ever so slightly subdued. Maybe there is a clue in there somewhere?
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Dementia afflicted footballers

    I could have sworn that I read something from Gabby confirming that he had dementia?
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Beverly Cleary

    A hit for me.
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Let me guess, in one of those stores, in a basement, you are mostly being Anne Frank, right?
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Hollywood Possibilities

    She was class.
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Hide in plain sight, or summat.
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    2/1 Deathers 16/1 Zorders
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    I like GC, he is a lovely fella, but the thread is an example of everything that's wrong with the forum in 2021.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Chevy Chase

    Those films dodged a bullet then.
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Chevy Chase

    Any hernia, all hernias.
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Chevy Chase

    He as about as funny as a hernia.
  13. It's the Deathlist. A site that is renowned for its poor taste, its very poor taste. Just thought I'd mention it.
  14. Dying while being blown by two huge breasted, middle aged nymphos.
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Why every thread is sacred

    You and those other useless fucking twats, that cling onto the forum like a bit of fecal clagg hanging on to the fur around a cat's arse hole, is the primary reason why I am not posting much anymore. Just fuck off.
  16. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Conspiracy Theories

    Wasn't he also the Dr that used to takes questions on Radio 1, like, eons ago?
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Covid 19 ------- Third wave?

    Most of the protesters are middle class knob heads. As the majority of covid deaths have been amongst the working classes, I'd not worry too much about them. Let em die.
  18. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Tbf, most people would run with Neil's definition.
  19. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    ......also, one of the good things, and they are becoming less and less, about this forum is that no hands are tied to thread content, hijacking of them, meandering off topic and back onto it, etc. Happens a lot, no point highlighting it, they always come back on subject eventually. Has somebody kicked you in the bollocks today or something?
  20. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Why is it 'uncomfortable? It was way more fucking uncomfortable for Her Maj having to watch them tear fucking lumps out of her family and her country. I have ZERO sympathy for them, they will get what they deserve.
  21. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The World of the Snowflake

    To be fair to him.... The Police acted with the grace and intelligence of a moron. Manhandling people, they way they did, was completely over the fucking top, especially as a bit of intelligent policing could have prevented the gathering from getting into the fucking park at the outset. However, that gathering became a protest driven by the same scum bags that have infiltrated Ex Reb, BLM, The Labour Party, Argos, etc. Good ole heroic Patsy has had to reactivate her twitter account and has had a fab time going on TV ( and, no doubt, Talk Radio progs ) telling us all how she has been thrust into the limelight and was completely TERRIFIED when she was arrested. Did she look fucking terrified to you? An actress took her cue, looked right into the cameras as they flashed away and made her mark. She wasn't the only one. The Police were terrible, stupid and inept. The 'protestors' at the vigil were anarchists, political agitators and pond life who deserved a kick in. Unfortunately, in that process, innocent people got shoved around like meat. That was the real problem.
  22. Iain has been busy tonight. Cecilia Bartholemew @CeciliaBTory ยท 1m If #CressidadIck resigned SHE WOULD PROBABLY BE REPLACED BY A MAN. HOW WOULD THAT HELP WOMENS SAFETY????? #ClaphamCommon #police
  23. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The World of the Snowflake

    I have no idea as to whether that story is kosher or not, however, we have seen enough idiocy of late to make that story perfectly plausible. We ALL want a better and less discriminatory society but the way people are going about it is just fucking moronic.
×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use