Lord Fellatio Nelson

Once again Madame, exquisite taste. I do find, however, that unless they are thoroughly cooked for at least 1hr 30mins at 200 degrees celsius, they can be a little tough on the palette.

Well that makes two of us. Im afraid it is a ritual if Im not working. I make bloody sure that Im laying, prone, on the Sofa listening to the finest TV anchor man in the country. Stelling is class. Everything has to fit around it, luckily Lady FN is quite a fan of it too.

I always wear sunglasses at night, but never tie-dye, Paulie Walnuts. Well Harry, does that make you A: Blind B: A Poser C: Stevie Wonder D: Something Else Come on, confess all, you are amongst friends!

Tizer, not the new fangled one, the ORIGINAL Tizer that they have now ruined. My life, up to the age of 19, the best years ever. Galaxy Chocolate bars 1968 Dodge Chargers The smell of cut grass in the Summer. The English countryside, still the best. Ron Jeremy- There is hope for the ugly Laurel and Hardy The odd S***ff This one can run and run.

You have good taste Madame!

Is that a fact? If this is indeed the case, I shall have to take Lady FN to task. Either she drastically cuts down her viewing of Pornography on this computer or I shall have to, yet again, punish her. My Cat O' Nine Tails is wearing out!!

An excellent choice LFN, one of my all time favourite songs . Why thank you Lady G! He is so well known, has such a hardcore following yet he really hasnt had the credit he deserves. Dear old Vince really is one of the best.

Thanks for your polite observation, Lord. The fact of the matter is that "boring" is a word that usually goes with either a lack of understanding or having no dog in the fight (excuse me Mr. Vick). Many Americans consider your football (our soccer) to be boring merely because they really don't understand the finer points of the game. The same can be said for many who find baseball boring. American football is a lot of fun to watch if you know what you're looking at and have a rooting interest. The New England Patriots would be a good start for a rooting interest. If that doesn't appeal to you, there's always your local bookie and the point spread. Thats a fair point Sir. I have, in my youth, played both the American and British versions of Football ( the Brit one to a high standard) Softball ( which, excuse my ignorance, I assume to be loosely based on Baseball) and Rugby. I can say, with a degree of understanding, that American Football is less interesting to Play and watch than Rugby and Rugby falls well behind "Soccer" on both counts, though not always. Softball ( Baseball) is barely an adult sport, an opinion which will no doubt anger many but to temper this I will hold up Cricket as being bloody awful. Each to their own, each to their own.

American Football is so very boring. Thats a polite observation.

Some good music. I shall now lower the tone somewhat. At this very second I am listening to "Boogie Shoes" KC and the Sunshine Band Then I will listen to: "Im 18" Alice Cooper then " Wonderful Land" The Shadows Yeah!!

Bit out of date Winny, the Pot was won tonight but a group of " Spotty Herberts". The Eggheads lost out by not knowing how many States in the USA still had the Death Penalty and the Herberts knew that Nicosia was the furthest South EU Capital compared to Lisbon and Valleta.

If there was a wilful and deliberate act to purposely loose, to allow the Ladies to beat you, then perhaps a name such as "Dead Chivalrous" would kill two birds with one stone.

Handy, sweetie , that would only work up to the Fifth pint.

... he has the intellect of a genius and the wisdom of Soloman ... The wisdom of Solo Man? You are smarter than the average Bear.

Great article - I'm astonished that the Dame Edna Everage sidekick is 100 yrs old this year. Glad to see they have "new blood" after Fluff & Drakey died last year. "This former can-can dancer has plenty to say and is a bundle of good cheer, despite having had both her lower legs amputated." If it wasn't the BBC I'd say that article was a piss-take She'd be a can't-can't dancer then. Two things come to mind, apart from that utterly appalling pun, STTG, hang your head in shame! Who would want to stay in the "Brian Conley" suite? Why is Penny Forsyth, mother to Bruce Forsyths Children, staying there and not living in a nice big Bungalow with 24hr round the clock nursing with Ex hubby Mr Forsyth happily footing the bill? I dont give a sh*t how good or acrimonious their relationship is or was, Brinsworth f*****g House!!! Thats nasty.

Dont know if this one should be on the Footy thread. A woman visits her Doctor. "Doctor, the strangest thing is happening to me. "Everytime I have sex my Fanny lets out a massive gust of wind and Im certain it is saying "West Ham are a top six side"! Doctor:"'It's nothing to worry about madam. I've heard alot of c***s say that".

Two choices. You are caught and convicted of a crime which means that you will spend the rest of your life, until you die, locked away in Prison. Everyday you are at risk of attack, your food is tampered with and you know that you will never be free of the four walls of a prison. Do you A: See out your days in a living hell or B: Take you own life Well?

Examining this situation I was not the individual who brought it up, and being myself I'm inclined to ask questions. It's just curiosity, and it's one of those posts where you almost laugh out loud Fellatio Nelson, but in your case you always have too see the frame, never the big picture. It's a subject where I feel questions are essential, and we must remember to ask questions because 'If you don't ask questions in life' then it might becomes a religion. Er, right. That telt me that did.

I think Fidel Castro's death might be confirmed in the next few days. Stop with this dave. I just want him to die this year. i don't think he will make it to 2008. His condition is serious. Fidel's death may happen the next weeks. the point is I think he should be kept on the list for 2008,probably not at no 1 though No Dave, the point is you are a complete and total tosser and a boil on the face of DL that needs lancing, preferably with a f*****g huge meat cleaver.

That question is like asking somebody 'Why do you get up a 7 AM when you can get up at 9? Or it's more like asking somebody 'Why are you left handed if you have a right hand? God I don't f****n know Windsor. I can't answer that question. I can. You are a self absorbed half wit with the charm of a septic turd. A dysfunctional Penis who cannot form relationships, a boy who believes he has the intellect of a genius and the wisdom of Soloman but actually has the intellect of Forrest Gump and the wisdom of Norman. See, you could never have said all of that, you are far too self effacing.

That must be mind blowing for you. Did he act very feminine or was it a complete shocker? Ever catch him in high heels? If you had no idea about this until recently that is just f**ked up. Excuse my expression. BS, you are nothing but a dribbling little pervert. I have a very distasteful vision of you typing that one out with just the one hand.......

Important questions. They must be answered. If I can make it, i need to get there early so that I can find a 'vantage point'. Now this is why The Pooka is facing charges. You say "vantage point" the rest of us say "Furtively hiding in a tree". That's better Class.

Yes, quite an "in your face" advert. You can just imagine all the anorexics, when seeing that, will be thinking "Bloody hell, shes fat!" Cant quite see that one working somehow. PS: Handy, whats an anorectic? I would wonder if you had been on the sauce but i know you are pretty much teetotal.

Important questions. They must be answered. If I can make it, i need to get there early so that I can find a 'vantage point'. Now this is why The Pooka is super cool. You say "vantage point" the rest of us say "prop up the Bar".