Lord Fellatio Nelson

Well if he is a buffoon, and I dont doubt that he is, then, surely the majority of the staff he represents are too. You get balloted, you either vote to strike or you dont.

You have just confused him even more.

A Penis. A very small Penis.

I am with you on this one H. He has a history of mental unstability, I think it makes him more likely to do something silly than the rest.

Its sooo difficult to ignore, it gets my goat!!!!!!!! ... Might be a good task for some mod on a rainy afternoon to give this thread another well-deserved once over. I beg to differ. It's comprehensively not the Mods' job to clear up this sh*t on a rainy afternoon. It's up to the membership, people like you and me and Windsor and LFNelson especially, not to keep responding so pathetically, cheaply, soullessly and predictably to every vaguely-annoying guest comment that appears in the thread. The bulk of utter sh*t in this thread comes from members who just can't let a guest comment lie, for whatever reason. Stop cheapening the experience for the rest of us and stop abdicating responsibility for thread quality to the Mods. Castro's still alive. I was going to ask who the f**k kicked your cage. Unfortunately, and it pains me to say it, you are spot on SC. I am more to blame than most for this threads continuation. Forgive me darling.

Now as I've officially posted four thousand times I have no choice but to enforce my authority on you. The bottom line is I would rather look at a person dead six months then your avatar. I feel only if you could capitalize your letters and spell words as they appear on paper your respect feedback would overdose. I'm leaving my trust with you to do what is best for yourself, and to do what is best for all of us. Dead O'Gonner if you post sh*t, I will most certainly guarantee you as a matter of fact that you will get sh*t. It is an almighty exchange. (If) you want to be the broker of a market where you refuse to buy our code and (if) you want to be a broker of a market where you refuse to sell you're own, then I guess here is the door. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know what? I think Im coming over all strange. I think I am very unwell. I actually understood your post BS and I kinda agree with it!!!!!!! I think I need to go and lie down

Just how many hoaxes does it take to get to the death of Castro? Along the same lines of how many Cuban revolutionaries does it take to change a light bulb... What's the point with all these imminent-death-announcements of Castro? Does anyone believe that his final breath will come any faster by wishing him dead or something? Ive already dropped enough hints about this thread, you and me are wasting our collective breath. His death has been imminent for the past couple of years. just ignore the comments. It's similar to how Michael Foot was supposed to die last year and his death was supposedly imminent Its sooo difficult to ignore, it gets my goat!!!!!!!!

The word translates to 'worthless' so it's very clear. So yes I'm mocking your beliefs. I'm a walking - talking atheist to this comment of 'The Pook!' BS - teams of codebreakers could work for years at deciphering your communications. Its an almost impenetrable code. You are a genius. Genius isnt the first word that springs to mind when I think of (and I do try not to) BS.

Brinsworth, you are an incurable romantic. Was it one of the Bronte's who first used the term 'doable' of a young woman? Pooka, I have thought about this. You have, in my humble opinion, the coolest Avatar. The End

I think you will find it is a planned convention rather than conference. I only used the term "conference call" because I couldn't think of any other way of putting it. But let me rephrase... Would anyone like to be hooked up via the phone to the COnvention/conference/whatever it is? Whatever. I still think that you are taking this meeting out of its original context. Then again, I'm not the organiser - nor am I going. So remember to have fun. Your right Windsor, it is being taken out of context. Its nothing more than a glorified piss up with fellow members who wish to turn up. As quite a few are likely to attend it should be a good day.

How cute. Now go away. Why would i want to do a think like that for if you will see pleasure out of it!! Surely the Grown up solution is to 'play nice'?. I dont wanna cause any agro, im not anyone called or associated with Iain and i cant see im doing anything wrong. But im not going to take any more sh*t from someone younger than me just because im reasonably new to this forum! Well Im older than you, care to take some sh*t from me?

Just how many hoaxes does it take to get to the death of Castro? Along the same lines of how many Cuban revolutionaries does it take to change a light bulb... What's the point with all these imminent-death-announcements of Castro? Does anyone believe that his final breath will come any faster by wishing him dead or something? Ive already dropped enough hints about this thread, you and me are wasting our collective breath.

Hope you had a good day HCW.

FFS, I'm posting a lot today, and most of it off-topic. I'll have to remind Mrs SC to burn a little bit more of me at the stake than usual tonight. Anyhoo, I proffer an answer to your question... If you mean "and what for, exactly?" on a personal level, for the astronauts who take the risks, I think it boils down to a combination of personal and professional satisfaction. NASA's accepted risk factor for shuttle crew members is usually around 1%. It has, however, been higher e.g. in the wake of the Challenger incident, as documented well here. It's worth considering that fighter pilots, anyone in front-line military service, firefighters, in short people from many occupations work in environments greater in assumed inherent risk than space flight. The shuttle flight crew (not the payload specialists or scientists, and especially not the bloody obligatory primary school teacher) all have military flight service under their belts; the risk during a space flight is minimal compared to situations they will have encountered (and demonstrated skill/resolve under) in their past careers. The reward for having contemplated this stunner of a planet from space, and the sheer egotistical caché of having done so, must be worth a greater risk than a few percent, surely? I'd give my right nut to go into space (albeit that, as an environmentalist, I would commit hypocrisy of the most heinous order by travelling on such a polluting vehicle) and would accept far higher risk for the opportunity. I mean, I'd literally give my right testicle, if that were the price. If you mean "and what for?" in the more functional sense, you have a point. As great a fan as I am of mankind's endeavour to reach beyond our earthly horizons, I can't help feeling that the idiots in charge of the world's space programmes have, as with so much in life, corrupted and transmuted the beauty and purity of the science for political and economic ends. In short, we do it because we can, because we're curious and because we all have egos, but we often do it for the wrong reasons. I say "we", obviously I mean "them". SC (no, it's not short for Space Cadet) I think you will find that we already have one Space Cadet with us SC.

I much prefered your previous Avatar. At least then I could imagine taking a very large handful of Paxo and shoving it right up your a**e.

Im sure some Bastards trying to wind me up.

God, you have a vivid imagination! Does your life revolve around Jacking up,Depression, Guns and Whorehouses BS? Only you could have put that one together. May I refer you back to my above post? regards LFN

Had a dream last night where he died - either you're up for a hit soon or I'm up for a 2008 HDP candidate! Good grief CP. Any other man would have a dream about a "Fit bird wiv big Bristols". Perhaps a weeks rest and a flick through Razzle will have you back to your normal self?

Perhaps you should also consider embracing the capital letter. I second this, it's very important. The capital letter is a must have) And if you don't have it) Then I guess you don't have much) Whereas the latest trend over the pond is to replace the full stop with an italicised parenthesis. I thought an "italicised parenthesis" was something you caught if you didnt wear a condom.

The collective for Banshees posts are: ETALKZALOTOBOLLOXEDUZ

Perhaps you should also consider embracing the capital letter. I'm not a receptionist, and i can't type. Everyday is a learning day though Interesting. Are you suggesting that only receptionists and typists should be required to employ the English language correctly? He probably is. Wow, this fella is going great guns in making friends here.

Such an endorsement must surely be the DL equivalent of Dr. Harvey Crippen's recommendation to the General Medical Council that one Harold Shipman be granted a licence to practice medicine on the grounds that "he seems a thoroughly bloody good egg to me".

I always give newbies a hard time. Now that you are not so new, I'll tolerate you. Thank you.

2 things; 1) Does my post look like I'm trying to be funny? I only joined recently, thanks for the heads-up, I won't be posting again. 2) What is a cock knocker? Sorry for wasting your not-so-valuable time. 2 things; 1) If you are not trying to be funny you must just be thick. If you dont post again, nobody will care, its like that here. 2) A cock knocker is a pillock, which is a berk which is a plum which is you. You havent wasted my time, just your own.

I want to put some of the new DL ers in here, for obvious reasons. See, I dont seem quite that bad now, do I Windsor?