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    City Breaks

    Can I go travelling with you next time?
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    Forum Upgrade

    Well it looks ok, mind you it worked ok before didnt it? Some people have to keep fiddling.......
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    Death List Convention

    You know what NAP? I actually think you may be onto something.
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    Is DL Corrupting Your Morals?

    In a moment of boredom today I decided to see if I could access DL from my works Laptop. My firm has a well defined Firewall which blocks anything deemed "unsavoury". Suprise, suprise it blocked DL for the reason that it was "Tasteless"!!!!! I have to confess that I thought that was pretty damn funny, why, I could name people here who have exceptional taste. Is this a common occourence?
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    Football

    Kin ell, those things are too much like hard work. Fair play to you Harry for putting your hand up to do one but, I should imagine, you will need eyes up your arse if you dont want to miss out on points. Id much rather watch and enjoy the real thing. I was in the van today and I was thinking "F**k me, the season starts Saturday!!!" and for a few seconds it was like being five years old on Christmas Eve again. F*****g Magic!
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    Oliver Norvill Hardy

    To me, Laurel and Hardy are THE greatest double act ever. From the moment I first saw them as a boy to the present day old git that I am, I still laugh hysterically when watching them. Considering their fame, It took me months to actually track down a book about them, and that book had originally been published years and years ago. Morecambe and Wise were brilliant ( well, Eric Morecambe was) but the rest were just very pale imitations of what a great comic double act should be. PS: I do remember " Cheese and Onion" a very short lived pile of cack that copied every double act there has ever been, badly.
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    Chris Langham

    If he has not practiced loosening his sphincter, Big Bubba his cell mate certainly will. Do think he would rather be Mummy or Daddy His only hope is that he enjoys it!!! Hell mend him To rework an old joke: Langham: Um, I'm your new cell mate. Big Bubba: Do you wanna be mummy or daddy? Langham (thinking quickly): Um, if I have to choose I think I'd rather be daddy. Big Bubba: Okay, come here and suck mummy's cock. Cheers, BHB
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    Most Significant Death For Every Year From 1963 To Present

    Best not to. Never mind, Nighty, some of us got it. . Im obviously not trendy enough, didnt get it, now Ive seen it I still dont. As funny as herpes.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    The beginning of the end, according to my calculations, would be around July the third 2005. Thanks. You hand me far more credit than I'm due. Perhaps you could organise a cull of anyone who posts more than once a week? How's your slutty workmate? Shagged her yet or are you still wiating for her to see sense? I've come to the conclusion that she is mad. Last week she told us that she was down in London last year. Whilst there, she went clubbing with Princes William and Harry, and had drinks with a crowned Queen. As well as that, the Queen Mother was also there - quite odd given that she died 4 years before hand. Besides - she only goes for older men. Or should I say it is only older men who go for her - if you catch my drift. Have you shagged my mum yet? No. Although going by your discription, I did hear that she had been causing quite a bit of fuss in our harbour. I'll wager that your harbour visitor smelt nicer than my mum. Is this the record for the most quotes in a post yet? Depends. Is there a category for that in the monkey awards? don't know but I thought I would add this to get us nearer the record. If one exists... Isn't this just chain-post whoring? It could be like the Seven Wonders of Deathlist. The Drunk? Bored? Pyramid, the Great Thread of Dicky O' etc. In answer to honez question, no - it wouldn't. Oh, okay. Just thought I'd ask. It's nice to ask Damn, I came in drunk at 345 this morning and forgot to post on the Drunk? Bored? thread. So I best do it now instead. Bum, what happened there? i am desperately trying to work out what the hell this thread is about. Ive tried it sober and now im trying it pissed but I am still none the wiser.
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    Most Significant Death For Every Year From 1963 To Present

    Oh, MC, for you, who was the most significant death of all?
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    Most Significant Death For Every Year From 1963 To Present

    Ah, good work Cheeky Monkey!! As for Helen from Neighbours, you will have to refresh me, who did she stroke?
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    Ronnie Biggs

    Thanks for that incisive insight BS. Ronnie Biggs is one of those "Pound of Flesh" cases where the British establishment, who he for a long time made Donkeys of, decided that, irrespective of the fact that he was a very old and frail man, would serve his time....and let that be a lesson to you all. He was a small time crook who was on the fringe of the Robbery ( my personal view) so let him go. PS: Perhaps he should plead senile dementia, It worked for Pinochet.
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    Football

    O of O, an answer. I think you might be right, actually. The Davis sale was a strange one and I'm still puzzled by the sales of Samuel and McCann. Then to let Angel (our previous record signing) to go on a free, along with Djemba-Djemba (sic?) without trying to recoup a bean does seem bad business. Okay, they were both crap but I'm sure we could have got something for 'em. My earlier post was fuelled by hungover bravado, I fear. Yes, yesterday was a mere friendly and I have gotten carried away over a result gained against a bunch of Italians who didn't really get out of second gear unless it meant booting one of our boys three foot in the air. You can't blame us Villa fans. Doug's gone, we've got a billionaire in charge of the purse strings and we still aren't spending, whilst flogging off a whole starting eleven. We were led to believe that this is a brave new dawn, but it would appear we'll be scraping around the bargain bins during the course of the next week. Is it any wonder I drink? Cheers, BHB Do you want me to pass you down a shovel?
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    Most Significant Death For Every Year From 1963 To Present

    Probably already "Googled" but, I assume, Moe Howard was one of the "Three Stooges".
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2008

    I would like to forward the name of Roger Moore to the 2008 possibles. Well now, the old fella is 80 in October. The last time I saw him he really was begining to look very old. Due for consideration?
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    Death List Convention

    40 eh? I had no idea that there were 40 squaddies spare, what with you all out there in Iraq and Afghanistan. PS: If you do come down, if you see somebody heavily made up with Basque, stockings etc, that will be me. PPS: Anybody care to guess what member posted this?
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    Most Significant Death For Every Year From 1963 To Present

    Best not to.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Thanks LG, I know im not the only one to read these books but its nice to know that someone else here does too!! Mono, Sorry, that all went way above my head, can you expand on your reply?
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    Football

    Well, the mighty Yids are on a roll again. Unbeaten in a pre season friendly for, oh a long time now, we shall be pushing for a top four spot. I shall be down at White Hart Lane again this season to loose my voice and to see how all that money thats been spent looks on the pitch. Thank God the season is only a week away. Unfortunately I shall be in Amsterdam next Weekend so unless somebody knows of any bars that have Sky, I shall miss the live game away to Sunderland Anybody know a good Bar?
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    Most Significant Death For Every Year From 1963 To Present

    Some of the above are a bit strange - I haven't heard of them full-stop, let alone be most significant. Who the f**k was Richard J Daley? But, overall, I think there's some good names. Below find a few suggestions; 1966: Either Buster Keaton, Evelyn Waugh, Montgomery Clift, Henrik Verwoerd, Walt Disney 1967: Really open... Donald Campbell, the Crew of Apollo 1, Konrad Adenauer, Spencer Tracy, Jayne Mansfield, Vivien Leigh, Brian Epstein, Clement Atlee, Che Guevera, Emperor Xuantong, Otis Redding, Harold Holt, Jim Clark 1969: Boris Karloff, Judy Garland, Ho Chi Minh, Brian Jones, Rocky Marciano all run Eisenhower close 1970: Pff... Bertrand Russell, Jochen Rindt, E.M. Forster, Janis Joplin maybe - but it's got to be between Charles de Gaulle & Jimi Hendrix. 1971:Coco Chanel, Harold Lloyd, Papa Doc Duvalier, Jim Morrison, Sir Tyrone Guthrie maybe but again I think it's between Louis Armstrong & Nikita Krushchev 1972: Either J Edgar Hoover, King Edward VIII or Truman. 1973: Noel Coward, Pablo Picasso, JRR Tolkein, Bruce Lee, WH Auden, David Ben Gurion run LBJ close. Picasso is probably the most famous there 1974: Sam Goldwyn, Georges Pompidou, Duke Ellington, Juan Peron, Charles Lindbergh, Jack Benny - I'd say Pompidou as he died in office. 1975: P G Wodehouse, Elijah Muhammad, King Faisal, Chiang Kai-Shek, Haile Selassie, Eamonn de Valera, Dmitri Shostakovich, Graham Hill were all more famous than Moe Howard. 1976: Agatha Christie, Zhou Enlai, Field Marshal Montgomery, Sal Mineo, Busby Berkeley, Sid James, Mao Tse Tung, Benjamin Britten, Howard Hughes 1978: Jomo Kenyatta & Golda Meir are worth mentioning alongside the Pope, Keith Moon for shock effect as well. 1979: Sid Vicious, Josef Mengele, Airey Neave, Lord Mountbatten & Ali Bhutto for the way they died, Mary Pickford, John Wayne, Barbara Hutton 1982: John Belushi, Arthur Lowe, Gilles Villeneuve, Eleanor Powell, Vic Morrow, Henry Fonda, Ingrid Bergman, Grace Kelly, Leonid Brezhnev I'd all put ahead of Bess Truman. 2007: Boris Yeltsin I've said enough & I've got to go now to watch the Grand Prix, but I must admit in some years it is very hard to choose one person ahead of others. You have actually nailed the thread on the head, as it were. My flippancy to the thread really pertained to the fact that there can never be, within reason, a general consensus as to whos death in any particular year was/is more significant than any other. The prime example is that, purely because of geography and nationality, one person deems the death of Bob Hope as more significant than Idi Amin. To the average British born citizen, Idi Amin almost single handedly changed the ethnic and cultural stucture of this Land forever when he expelled Ugandan Asians en masse. Such was the folklore and, for that matter, fact surrounding this monster, I would contend that his death was one of the most significant in recent times.
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    Most Significant Death For Every Year From 1963 To Present

    Well John Lennons death may well have been significant in 1980, to some, but far more significant to me was the death of my Cat.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    It doesn't involve a boy wizard, does it? Absolutely not.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Well I tend to read books on Ufology and the like, which is of very little interest to anybody here, I should imagine. The only book I have ever read about an overrated Rock Star (Jim Morrison) was " No One Gets Out here Alive" a slightly sycophantic effort by Danny Sugarman, which I actually enjoyed enough to read more than once. I tend to read books that are more factual, such as Autobiographies. The last book I purchased, not too long ago would acutely embarrass me If I were to reveal it, so I wont.
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    Foot And Mouth

    Well the phone hasnt stopped ringing. So far I have recieved promises to donate the following: 1 X 1978 John Deere with extra Chunky back tyres ( yum, yum ) 14 Scottish Blackface Sheep 9 Hens 2 Goats 1 Guinea Pig 17 Lithuanian land workers. If, as you state, you are not a bona fide farmer, perhaps you would like to become one? I dont want to be lumbered with the above as they wont all fit into my semi. Regards LFN
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    The Eighth 2007 Success Poll

    I shall be picking whoever Harry Mc says that.... Quote: "Sad to say, ( insert name here ) was in full control of mind and body and I'd say there was more chance of Banshees and Windsor getting hitched to each other than the gloomy ( insert country of origin here )leaving us in '07, even though ..........." I am now waiting on tenterhooks as to who Harry Mc sees as a certainty to live into 2008. Well Harry?
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