Lord Fellatio Nelson

There has been talk, Stateside, I think about getting the Pepe Le Pew cartoon banned because he was always trying to seduce a cat, or summat. Rather like cancelling Dr Suess, people are trying to erase the past because they see things that no other bastard ever saw or still sees. Something along those lines. PB is on the money, no doubt.

Yes, It is fitting that he is discussed on this thread too, the man WAS British motorsport. I don't think there is or ever will be a man who loved the sport so much and made everybody else love it in his commentating. It was never the same when he retired, it will never be the same now that he has gone.

Only in her mind.

Fuck!! For a moment I thought that said that he had renewed his marriage vows with wife aged 7.

Posters are more important to me than threads tbh.

I agree with you. Some threads I look at regularly but many have me thinking 'why the fuck did they start a thread about that? That can also be said about my own.

Bit of a miserable old bastard, aren't you.

I prefer Carlton the doorman to that fucking cat....

Most of them.

I was never overly fussed about them or the Royal Family, If I'm honest. Now, however, I am fucking angry that they have hung us all out to dry with this notion that they have left the UK because we are racist ( yeah, like we ALL are) to live in a country that is less racist, obviously. Apart from that, she has social climbed like a fucking champ and got married to a fucking chump that thinks the mental anguish he suffered following his mums coffin through London was unique to him and not his brother. This country has its faults, lots of them but anybody that wants to trash it, like they did, and our Royal Family, OUR Royal Family, needs a swift kick in the cunt and banned from setting foot here ever again. A pair of self serving, handwringing bastards of the highest order interviewed by a journalist so piss poor that only America could have made her a multi millionaire shit show. I'm going to find a cat to kick.

.......but they had every idea it would be transmitted while he was still in hospital. They let it run, trashing the family and fucking over our country while his grandfather lay in hospital 'recovering' from heart surgery and fucked plumbing. All heart, those pair of cunts, eh.

Never heard of him.

Let's not go there!

That's what my daughter said. Only goes to prove that there are some seriously weird fuckers out there. Hours later and I'm still pissing out razor blades, albeit small ones now.

Today I had a cystoscopy, the camera, obviously, being passed into my cock, which was deeply unpleasant. To finish off, I had a finger inserted into my arse hole to check my prostate. Kill me.

They have both done a real number on the Royal Family, which is the Queen, and they have shat all over us.

Yes, I thought it went on for longer too!

Jesus!!! I was reading up on her the other week!!

George Galloway is all over twatter with his tactical voting schtik. I doubt if it will do any good and, I reckon, wee Jimmy will survive. It will be fascinating to watch Scotland turn into a shit version of Venezuela.

He was aquitted on appeal.

Basically, you couldn't be bothered to find the 'Ask a Deathlister' thread.

He was a loon, funny as fuck, mind.

Christ!!! Old before ya time m'lad!!!

Just name them! It's not like you are going to give a shit if you upset them, is it.

Yeah, we know.....we fucking know!!!!!!!