Lord Fellatio Nelson

Amen!!

had my first cage fight yesterday. The chicken didn't know what hit it.

What has 4 legs and says 'boo' ? A cow with a cold

Yeah, but..... This is a perfect case in point where you just know that their posts are not going to be getting better anytime soon so they need to be lobbed overboard to save us all future pain, or summat.

Me too, Handy.

Come on then, own up!!! On the superb familiar unknown blogspot.com.... Harry 'Aitch' Fielder: † April 26 1940 – February 6 2021 King of the Extras, Harry Fielder has died. A legendary supporting player in the British film and television industries, it's almost easier to list which classic productions he doesn't appear in.

Er.....he dies?

'Identify'.........???? Surely you are or you are not? Maybe it's me, I am seeing too many '28 stone ex rugby prop called Gareth identifies as a woman' bollocks nowdays.

The choice between Sanders and Biden was like the choice between dog shit and cat shit. That is the problem, currently, with American politics, no outstanding candidates, no real statesmen/women who can take the country by the scruff of the neck. Failing that, you have nobody that is, sort of, inoffensive in the Jimmy Carter mode who could bring both sides together long enough for them to run the country. Bit fucked, aren't you.

What did you expect? Biden is a doddery old incompetent bell end that should be in a care home rather than the White house. Gaffe after gaffe, bollocks after bollocks, it is truly astonishing that there was not a single alternative democrat that could have run instead of him. Trump got in, mainly, because Clinton was a fucking car crash, Biden got in because Trump was a maniac. Work it out.

I remember the games. One commentator screamed 'He is not human!!!! ( or words to that effect) when Guy made yet another save as Leeds battered the shit out of Wimbledon. Guy was a wanted man but turned all offers down to stay part time.

Yes. It's been fascinating watching the Salmond v Wee Jimmy war. I have no time for Alex but, christ, he has much to say and they are doing everything possible to stop him from doing it.

Lorimer was the man with the concrete football boot. Probably only Bobby Charlton was able to hit a ball as hard and as sweetly as Lorimer. Let's not forget, the ball was fucking heavier then.

Get Nicola on the Bat phone and tell her to hurry the fuck up.

My oh my. She did have one of those faces you could chop logs on, didn't she!

Yep. That's my sex life......when I had one.

Ah, well........

Tight as arseholes, aren't you. PS: I'm just teasing.

My generation will know him better as a storyteller on Jackanory. He was fucking brilliant, made the written word come to life. Only Martin Jarvis is in that league.

She is alive and well.

Something very strange has happened to me today. I was accused of being 'sexist' because I called the accuser, a man, a cunt.

Harry has already been on the blower offering a kidney for a return of all their perks. Mercenary c**t.

The sheer warmth eminating from your words are, at this very moment, providing comfort to the rest of the Royal Family.

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

Exactly.