Lord Fellatio Nelson

Worst jobs. We have all had them, well probably. Ive had two ( apart from the c***s I work for now) the first at the age of 18 when I worked at a waste paper plant. Fucking awful, shit money but the perks of finding zillions of thrown out porno mags was a bonus. The second job was installing satellite dishes when I left my current employers, before stupidly returning. The job was easy enough but you had to work like a bastard to earn a living and their 'pressure tactics' forced me to tell the gruff South African foreman to stick the job up his arse. Happy days, not.

I see the environmental activist, Swampy died of a heart attack. He refused to have a bypass.

We seem to be going through a phase of UFO, Bigfoot, See Monsters, et, al sightings & recordings. While most of it is utter bollocks, with a large dollop of CGI thrown in, there are some that do make you think. I mean, we live in an age where most people have mobile phones which can take video recordings and photo's. At some point, certainly, somebody will record the real thing, should the real thing exist, of course. The thing is who is going to believe them?

Well, I will be in and out etc.

If anybody can sniff out their corpses, you can!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It has already been established that the gun Oswald used could not have been fired in quick succession at the speed it needed to be done to be the murder weapon. It also lacked the accuracy required to be certain of a hit that would be fatal. These tests were carried out by expert marksmen. Soooooo. A documentary, quite some time back, focussed on the grassy knoll and a car parking area, secluded, at the top of it. It was secluded enough and close enough to have fired the bullets to the FRONT of Kennedys head. They even found a photo and using, at the time, up to date technology, traced a shadowy figure at the top of the knoll at the time Kennedy was shot. There is no doubt that Oswald, a decent marksman, fired his gun and he may even have hit Kennedy, but not the volume of shots. It wasn't possible. . Whether he believed that he was the sole assassin or was aware that he was the decoy, we shall never know. Who killed him? The Mafia? I don't see it. If it had come out that they had, the law enforcement agencies would have gone to war with them in a way they had not done since, well, Al Capone. Why kill him and then live under the prospect of being unable to do what you were doing before? Doesn't make sense. Was it his own security services? Probably.

Yeah, we will now be putting the ENIC OUT banners away and stop chanting 'Levy Out' on the terraces. That is the c**ts 12th appointment, seriously, I am all out of fucks to give now. They may as well put Schofield in charge for all I care.

See? Lardy was bang on!

Surprised to find that this lady, a staple of British TV comedy & drama of the 60s & 70s is 90 years young. Quite prolific in theatre land to, so I'm lead to believe. Toni Palmer.

Elsewhere, on't web, Lardy was convincing me that he was dead and they were just waiting for the right time to announce it. Possible.........

Look, he is 97 years old. His health is going to deteriorate, he is going to die. The End

Vicky Wright, daughter of legend Billy and Joy Beverley has died. Dunno if it belongs on here or it has already been reported. Don't care, either.

Toast came up with a good idea for a thread. If there is already one, we can merge, I suppose. So what's yours?

It's a crap hole that has spent more years than I care to remember in civil war. You want to do business there? Want to teach? Do a bit of 'charidee? On your head be it, don't expect the Government to bail you out of the shit. The only people that needed to be there were Government employees. The End. Edit: If you think I'm just blowing air out of my arse hole, speak to the multitude of Sudanese refugees who now live in the UK.

I thought she died years ago.

You mean all of the Sudanese who became dual nationals when they fled Sudan to escape certain death but have just popped back to see their cousin Mohamed for a couple of weeks.

Yeah, all those absolute fucking idiots, travelling 100s of miles to unfurl ENIC out banners and chant 'Levy Out'. No wonder we are an absolute fucking shit show.

OOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I take it you don't get out much then....

The next James Bond film will see 007 transition from a man to a woman. Cocktopussy

Yep, people just can't help being stupid, can they.

This begs the obvious, if not stupid question: The last time he looked in a mirror, before his death, did he see a skull superimposed on his own face?

Not either of those but a similar kind of site. Thank you both for having a look around to find it! As I said it may well be clickbait, although it would not be unfair to say that those 'dubious' news/entertainment sites have, in the past, delivered updates ahead of mainstream ones.