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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Ideas and possibilities 2022

    It is always good to be 'ITK' and you have previously demonstrated that you are, VT. Thanks.
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Biggest Miss of 2021

    Exactly.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Biggest Miss of 2021

    Utter bullshit.
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Biggest Miss of 2021

    This is the worst fucking thread on the forum. Everybody is wise after the event, everybody thinks that this person or that person should have been included, blah fucking blah. Utterly pointless, ridiculous and meaningless. You could pool 200 odd celebs with a good chance of going this year but 'if space permits....' or summat. Look, you cannot put EVERBODY on, knackered heart, cancer, alzheimers or whatever being the reason, there is not enough fucking spaces you twats! In view of the above, there cannot be a 'biggest miss' can there!
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Dead of 2021

    Coffin Lodger, is that you?
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Biggest Miss of 2021

    She is 91 and didn't leave the soap with a massive fanfare. Maybe she made the decision that she did not want to become overly involved in the celebrations. She has never given many interviews or appeared on programmes other than the street. I would say that she guards her private life and likes to keep out of the public eye as much as possible. I have picked Patricia Routledge for this year and my reasoning was that she had a fall last year and was recovering ( also using a walking stick ) which would suggest that she is both frail and unsteady on her feet. She is a better candidate and has some form which suggests that she could deteriorate significantly this year. Not a pick for the sake of it.
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Not Really Famous, But What A Moniker!

    If only the surname had been ' shrunk'.
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Thoughts and Opinions on the 2021 Deathlist

    May as well let him back. The amount of fucking idiots we have here now and they haven't been banned, just look at Coffin Lodger. I'd rather the mods just ban him for two months every so often rather than fucking around doing it this way. Makes life easier for them too.
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    Biggest Miss of 2021

    People still do not grasp the fact that the committee have little to no interest in the forum anymore and haven't for a long time. It's just a list that requires little tinkering with every year. It gets tinkered with for a bit and then they sod off back to their normal lives and barely look in over the next 12 months. People need to wise the fuck up.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Biggest Miss of 2021

    Menem Menem Do do do do do Menem Menem Do do-do do Menem Menem Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-do do do do-doo do
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Biggest Miss of 2021

    Well, tbf, you are probably not a million miles away. She was born white. Edit: A pic.
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Doctor Who

    ^^^^^^^^ Going by the previous series, which was complete dog shit, what the fuck was he expecting to watch?
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Biggest Miss of 2021

    Is she ill? If she isn't then there is fuck all reason to have considered her for the DL list.
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Chequered Flag

    I take it you are well out of your alcohol induced coma now?
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Dead of 2021

    ....and a happy 2021 to you too..
  16. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Ideas and possibilities 2022

    Yes, Maguire has become quite enormous. It would be quite horrible if his weight killed him, he is one of those very likeable character actors.
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    Ideas and possibilities 2022

    An outside bet would be Nick Frost. He is getting so large that you will soon be able to pop him like a balloon. Remember John Candy......
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    Bernard Cribbins

    He shouldn't be on here, just shouldn't. Too well loved and to well respected. The bastards!
  19. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Ok GC, I will let this thread just go over my head and wish you a happy new year! May you get all the cock you could wish for.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    Wanker!!!
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    The Doc gave me £1 for winning the keepy uppy out of a 100 odd kids, back in 79/80, when my club was invited to a football school day. He also praised me for scoring a 30 yarder in a match. See? Not all Scots are as tight as gnats chuffs or miserable cunts.
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    Happy Hogmanay

    Hogmanay can just fuck off. You, Bou, can just.....have a good 2021.
  23. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Announcing "deathlist.net Members" Own Death

    Fuck! Coffin Lodger twat was all lined up to tell everybody what a legend you were and how many tears he was shedding over the greatest DL er in the history of, er, DL. His loss is our gain.
  24. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The 21st Death of 2020?

    Do it PLEASE!!!!
  25. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    June Brown

    You truly are the epitome of a complete dick head.
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