Lord Fellatio Nelson

Unless Toastie has big, hairy bollocks, he won't be interested.

The ambulances are queued up outside our hospital which is rammed with COVID patients. Apparently all of the ambulances are going to be treated as 'covid' ambulances. It is actually pretty grim. I have been told that Primark are furloughing their staff this time around which seems to point to this lockdown going on for quite some time.

First off, you do not 'rejoice' because people have died. You can have whatever you like, you are the new breed that would rather pick 50 terminally ill 100 year olds than actually research and pick names that would not necessarily be on peoples radars. The DL list has fuck all to do with you or any other user of the forum, you have not invested in it, had a say on who goes on it or had your opinions taken into account. Why you would celebrate the death ( that is twatish enough) of somebody on a list you had nothing to do with is beyond me.

What the fuck has ' boomer' got to do with it? IIRC, 3 of the picks were over 100 years old!! This year's list has been an example of lazy, can't be arsed over serious research.

He is a troll, a very good one at that. I'm quite amazed that the mods have tolerated him ( assuming that they are male) for so long. I'm sure PB is just itching to pull the trigger.

13 of the 20 who have popped off this year were over 90 years old. I don't see what all the fucking crowing and preening is for. They rammed the list with very elderly people and increased the possible success rate by a huge margin. This isn't an exercise in " using your skill and judgement' Spot the Ball style but shooting fish in a barrel with a machine gun. Anybody going for a guess on the 21st death ought to just go and pick the oldest and most frail to have good odds on getting a result. Hardly a game of skill, is it.

There are a lot of people out there shitting it at the thought of her telling all.

You sound almost offended.

Oh Toastie!! That was genius, you old curmudgeon, you!

You are on form today, Sir!

I actually took up the free Amazon Prime offer, for a month just because they were showing my teams match. We were shite. I then watched the new Borat film from behind a cushion. That girly, Maria Bakalova is fucking BRILLIANT!!! Cringing, just cringing but, yeah, fucking good.

Yes! This has to be the most 'un DL' thread on the forum. Only Gooseberry could have created it and got away with it. Anybody else would have been hounded out of town, or summat. We keep hoping it will die on its arse and we keep being disappointed!

Never heard of them, not interested in them etc, etc.

I'm using one on my back. It is as sore as fuck.

I will wear thermals around my bollocks.

I'm sure we will survive.

January is always shit. Nothing new there.

The Crying Game is a big favourite of mine.

I gave up half way through my first bottle. I can't be arsed to keep getting off the sofa for a piss. I don't like booze that much either, tbh. Kill me now.....

No.

Well, come on, what did you tweet?

What, at their age?!!!

Those people that reply to posts from the famous on FB and the like. They reply as if that famous person is going to be reading it and giving a fuck. Fucking morons.

That spreadsheet only downloads in French, probably this shit laptop im having to use because I broke the screen of my other. My moby won't open the spreadsheet either. I will keep trying.

Ok, I have names! Can some kind person send me a spread sheet so I can put names on it? I have a list of fucking WINNAHS here.