Lord Fellatio Nelson

Make yourself at home fella.

Not been here long, I take it?

FIGHT!!!! FIGHT!!!!

I am laying on the sofa, headphones on and listening to a selection of The Dead Kennedys greatest hits or summat. I like them!

I am due to be vaccinated in March/April. They need to hurry the fuck up. I don't want that fucking thing again!

It is saying something when you would rather he fuck off and have Zorders back.

You have threatened to do that before, we are all still waiting for you to piss off and never come back.

Stop sodding about and answer the question.

Did Bou get to see Uranus then?

My back is giving me a world of pain. Bastard!

I don't doubt your assessment.

I didn't watch it, never have. It can just fuck off.

BBC Sports personality of the year is utter shite. It is something that would have been ok in the 50s but, decades later, it is fucking embarrassing to watch a cringe fest. It needs to be shot, burnt and then buried somewhere. Just sayin, like.

You will be fine. You are a hard bastard.

Fucking hell, don't start going down that road. You would have got the total sum of fuck all had you been an independent nation.

Between the13/05/2021 and the 04/06/2021 for me. So long as my mum is ok and my son in law stays safe, I do not give a fuck when I get it.

Yes, it got a bit blurry towards the end.

No shit Sherlock. Tell the OP that!

May be a tad too heavy for the old fella!

Every time I see or hear his name I think of that song Mahna Manha and just change it to Menem Menem.... Maybe it will get played at his funeral....

I assume that they had been previously informed that you were visiting Scotland...