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    The Dead of 2020

    Fair point but 99% of talent show discoveries couldn't and cannot hold a candle to Gladys and her Pips!
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    Golf: The 19th Hole

    What I want to know is when pro golfers stopped wearing 'Rupert The Bear trousers ' and shoes with tassels.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    You know what? I remember going to your cinemas.
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    That puppet is called BC. When it worked with the woman who also presented Birthday Club, he used to get a tad saucy. Not many under 40s up here don't know what it is. Yes, I know, absolutely fascinating!!
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    Julie Goodyear - Coronation Street legend

    I don't think you are the only one that isn't too keen on her.
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    Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Heather Locklear et al.

    Yeah, she was on the news tonight talking about Queen Babs, well, that is how the ITV news portrayed Barbara Windsor.... As somebody said on twitter 'Was her face on fire and someone put it out with a frying pan?'
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    Julie Goodyear - Coronation Street legend

    IIRC, she left the street, after her much trumpeted reappearance, much sooner than she was meant to and under a bit of a cloud. That may be why she did not appear for the 60th anniversary show.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    It is, indeed, entirely believable. However, it may not be true such is the metric shit tons of 'fake news' that is pedaled from all sides of the political spectrum.
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    Deaths of The Silver Screen Deadpool II

    Eh???
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    Joe Biden

    No chance. Just as there is no chance of you sodding off from this forum.
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    Not necessarily.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    You and Banana are made for each other.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    Only sometimes? You have balls of steel my good man!
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    Anybody taking bets on whether Deathsperm and Banana have the same mother?
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    Oh yes, I remember the sexy politicians one...
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    Occy has put much time and no little effort into constructing this thread about FOOTBALL players. I know that he has been extremely gracious with his words regarding extending it to encompass other sports, such as Rugby, but, honestly, get another bastard thread started to capture dementia sufferers in other sports and leave this one as the good man intended. I find it a tad disrespectful to trash his thread.
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    Should Notapotato Be Stripped Of His Moderatorship?

    This. That is all.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I fucking hate people.
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    Motorsport

    I do hate modern Formula One!
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    Unrequited Love / Secret Crush

    Yes she was!
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    Unrequited Love / Secret Crush

    Yes, I think she was. Susan was prettier but it is what goes on beneath the skin that attracts me. Frank Finlay played a werewolf, I believe?
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    Sean Connery

    TBF, they have been posting in various places here just to get a reaction, you just gave them what they were seeking.
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    Unrequited Love / Secret Crush

    She was my first crush. It was sexual but, at that time, I didn't really understand it all. It all started with 'Bouquet of Barbed Wire' and the lady, if you didn't already know, was Sheila Allen. She was never viewed as a raving beauty but I always thought that she was very sexy. Nowt has changed my mind.
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    Why? Nobody gives a fuck anyway.
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