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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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    I'd go with horrendously executed. Mind you, I am as thick as shit and don't give a fuck that I am. I am comfortable in my own hirsute skin.
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    Yes, it probably is.
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    His precum is now dribbling out of his helmet.....
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Here you go, you fuckwitt, just in case you begin to sob uncontrollably and tell everyone just how much you were a fan of Candy, you had the posters on the wall etc etc. PS: Respect, you are an OUTSTANDING troll, one of the best.
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    In the context of this discussion, yes. This forum is much more than the pools that are here, there are a whole plethora of threads that have little or nothing to do with dead pooling. That is why the forum survives, thrives and will continue to exist. My point about the levels of contribution made are not unreasonable, if somebody only used their local boozer a couple of times a month would they really be entitled to suggest to the landlord and regulars that they should change the decor and install a jukebox? This thread started out as a bit of frivolity, and that was fine but the OP then came across as an absolute dick when replying to Lardy and then suggested that changes should be made, primarily to accommodate his view on how things should be here when things are just, generally, fine. Yep, I admit it, he boiled my piss a lil bit. Happens to us all, right?
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    Does it really matter how much shit I or anybody else posts? If you actually invest the time to contribute here then your opinion will be more relevant regarding how the forum works, good or bad. That is hardly an outdated concept, is it.
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    I have actually clicked on his profile to find that he has a whole 195 posts under his belt over three sodding years. He then expresses an opinion that a feature be removed! People truly take the piss.
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    I think you have answered your own question. Nobody is interested in you because you are a boring bell end who makes YW look highly interesting.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    I was near enough.
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    Doctor Who

    Honestly, I have watched Dr Who for decades. There have only been three incarnations that made me turn the channel over and that was McCoy, Matt Smith and now Jodie. I was quite excited at the idea of her taking over, she is a good actress, we may have seen a greater depth to the character but, unfortunately, we had to be educated on our shortcomings, our racism, our sexism and any other 'ism' the writers could throw at the audience. I just wanted to be entertained, I wanted to empathise, I wanted to smile and frown and just enjoy the sodding show. If this new series is like the old then it will be the end of the road for the Doctor and the series.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Ok, you have lost me.....
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    Living in Louisiana may put a whole new twist to 'family friendly' but on here there is none of that family friendly bollocks.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    The Death Anniversary thread Mr Magoo.
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    Doctor Who

    Maybe it's not been posted because the last series was utter shite. The viewing figures are a testament to that.
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    ^^^^^ Pair of cunts.
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    The Deathlist Christmas Special!

    Full of Christmas cheer this evening, aren't you dear toastie.
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    Room 101

    I agree with you on all points.
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    The Deathlist Christmas Special!

    Pipes of Peace?
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    Doctor Who

    What a fun guy to have around....
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    Room 101

    All I can say is that Scotland must have the best economy in Europe by a fucking mile. Cash to the NHS, free women's thingies, prescriptions etc etc. Fuck, we should all move north of the border!
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    Lets hope the fucker doesn't fall through them, what with his weight and all that.
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    Avatars

    Yeah. Banana really is one of life's absolute bananas.
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    Joe Biden

    Biden goes to great lengths to tell everybody how Irish he is. Well, according to genealogists he is, something like, 12% Irish. That must then mean that the other 88% of him is a complete fucking dick.
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