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    Sean Connery

    I would think that everybody who dies has respiratory failure.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    Some may argue that they must already be brain damaged for wanting to go out and play the game anyway. Obviously, that's not me.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    You old skinflint!
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    Hey, I know YOU know they don't give a shit, it's the others that are sodding clueless to that fact!
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    It helps. I no longer need therapy.
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    Captain Tom Moore

    I wouldn't be surprised. The old fella has been managed to perfection by those behind him. Alive or dead, he will make them a mint.
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    Yeah, like the 'committee' actually gives an absolute fuck what you think. You are, like many who give your opinions to the 'committee' utterly fucking deluded and a knob head.
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    That story is from August FFS. Maybe you need to lose your new log in details too.
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    Diego Maradona

    Yep, they are fucking tragic!
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    Diego Maradona

    Well, he has been dead for hours now but we still haven't had the fucking morons posting up bollocks about '....how much of a miss it was for the committee...' Amazing.
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    Billy Connolly

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    Diego Maradona

    Lets forget the first goal and marvel at his second one. Brilliant. MARADONA vs ENGLAND (1986 WORLD CUP) BOTH GOALS... - YouTube
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    Diego Maradona

    Best player I have ever seen, apart from Glenn Hoddle......
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    British Science Fiction Series

    TBF, Thatcher is a shit hot poster on reporting deaths. Respect to them and all that.
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    Who will win the 2020 US Presidential Election?

    Fair points. Biden now has to deliver on those very states that he targeted. Will he deliver??
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    Who will win the 2020 US Presidential Election?

    Is it? Sensible doesn't govern countries and lead people, competence does. I don't see Biden as being particularly competent. Nothing he did in his campaign would lead anybody to believe that he is going to be competent. Trump facilitated the nutters, the democrats handed it to him on a plate when they chose Clinton to run for President. They only positive that has come out of all of this is that, out and out nutters apart, the people HAD to go for Biden. That is hardly a great endorsement and he is not going to be able to reach out to the Trumptards because, as I said before, he has no charisma. America needed a level headed and charismatic leader, I don't think they have got one. We shall see.
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    Peter Sutcliffe

    Yes, you are spot on. Those of us of a certain age will remember the moment that tape was played and how, well, eerie it all felt. What a complete balls up it turned out to be!
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    Peter Sutcliffe

    Obituaries are merely reports of deaths fleshed out with any relevant details of their life. They are not celebrations of a life or meant to salute or pay respects to the people who have died, they are just reports and background detail of a death. The death of Sutcliffe was newsworthy and the obituary reported it, with historical background, as his death was significant. That is all.
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    Room 101

    They have no idea what they are letting themselves in for.
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    Who will win the 2020 US Presidential Election?

    Does it really matter? An absolute abortion of a man has been voted out only to be replaced by somebody with as much charisma as a turd mark in a YMCA toilet. I do not know what all the celebrating and back slapping is all about, really. One tosser out, one inept fuckwitt in. Sure, he won't be pushing the red button but he won't be doing much else either, apart from making a complete twat of himself. It will end in tears, mark my words.
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    Joan Collins ultra glamorous British actress and Hollywood star

    Yeah, you have watched EVERYTHING she has ever been in, ya tosser.
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    22. Desmond Morris

    Jesus! Next thing you will be telling us is that he let Una drop a log onto his chest!!
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    Coleman Falls?

    There really is no comeback to that.
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    Coleman Falls?

    John Gwynne, legendary football reporter ( on't Soccer Saturday ) and the late, great Sid Waddells co - commentator on the big Darts games has revealed that he has a rectal tumour with possibly more yet to be detected.
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    Yes, these Portacabins went up in a matter of days, next to a big carpark which is adjacent to our main sports complex. We were asked to come in and do our bit with around 12 hours notice. When we asked what it was all about we were told it was all about the COVID. The company we subbed for has done the same elsewhere and has now 'moved into our county'. Now how the fuck will you staff them...
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