Lord Fellatio Nelson

Soccer Saturday RIP.

We had to prepare a site yesterday for hand over to the NHS. It has multiple cubicles, too small for beds but perfect for vaccination bays. The site wasn't anywhere too close to the hospital. Just saying, like.

Flu/Covid vaccination portacabins centres are going up left right and centre around the country. It's all being done at 100mph, but it is happening. So there.

Oh, never mind that song bollocks. I read somewhere, long ago, that gay men tended to have bigger cocks than hetrosexual men. So, come on Quim, are you hung like an amorous tiger or is it just another myth?

Every time I think of the IRA I have this mental image. All I can think of is them either singing 'Mammy' or doing Frank Spencer impersonations with them all, in unison, screeching 'ohhhhh Betty!!! Oh well.

Yes, I understand that. My first games console.... Got it from a catalogue ( remember those days?) then sent the fucker back broken when I got bored with it. Those were the days!

Never heard of him. Honestly? I appreciate how he was viewed but I'm not sure I would have wanted a stranger 'grandad' cuddling my newborn. Maybe it is just the world we now live in but I'd find that a bit too creepy.

I call that bullshit. How very convenient. Cummings is goings, Lee Cain has had his chips and the Prime Minister will be nowhere to be seen for a couple of weeks to answer any difficult questions. The man is, without any doubt, a fucking cunt of the highest order.

Inside info....

Lee Cain in a previous life. Question is, how do you go from being a cunt in a chicken costume working for the Daily Mirror to the cunt who was going to be head honcho within a Tory Government. Answers on a post card..

That is where I saw him looking frail, glacier slow with a voice as weak as piss.

Whiteley was the best host. That is how bad they have all been.

Now don't start giving everybody the impression that you are educated!

...like I would miss syphilis.....

I understand where you are coming from on this. On the face of it, their jokes would have been seen as vicious and nasty if Des hadn't actually been in on them. There is a scene where they all are, I think, walking down a staircase and Des disappears. He was well in on the piss taking to be fair. He, himself, once said that he had no problems with M&W making fun of him but he didn't appreciate others trying to get in on the act and doing the same.

Bastard.

He has been dead for hours now and not a sniff of that cunt Coffin Lodger coming on here and posting about how absolutely devastated he is and how he watched him on everything he was in blah blah blah.

No. I did a tour of every charidee shop last year, bought every one of his singles and albums I could find then burnt the fucking lot of them.

Well I did say he was a probable! I got the ' he will get to 90' bit wrong tho.

EFA.

Do you look better when you are smiling, Lardy?

True. The problem is that there is also a lot of places out there that pedal the left wing manifesto too. The truth is out there but we really don't always know who is telling it. Best to ignore the lot of them.

Fucking hell, you are the forums very own Sherlock Holmes!

I promised myself that I'd shut the fuck up over this but.... Some of what he said made me wince a bit, he is from a different generation, some of his words belong in the past, for sure. Thing is, is this man a racist and sexist? I don't think he is. I think he was incredibly naive to use some of the language he used, particularly as he was the head of a body that is committed to ridding football of racism. Maybe his resignation is justified, maybe it isn't but there is a bit of a witch hunt going on out there for those that fail to use the right words and terminology. We have overlooked the educating of people and, instead, are hauling them to the stake to be burnt. Rather than getting everybody singing from the same hymn sheet it will, undoubtedly, cause resentment amongst those that may feel that the notion that most whites are inherently racist is being stuck on their arse in big letters. Les Ferdinand made a point of stating that kneeling before kick off was no longer having the effect it did at the outset. He is a black working class lad from West London who is now a director of football at QPR. He got shot at over it, many people criticizing him, labelling him as privileged! This is the boy who trashed the Blue Peter Garden! There is a danger that the message will be lost, change will take even longer because people will tire of the way we are dealing with what is now outdated an inappropriate. Does anybody still stare at the players as they kneel before kick off and nod in agreement or do they all say, just get on with the fucking game! That is the question.

Fella, he is 85 years old. He was never a fat fuck, he was always pretty trim, I mean, his body mass indicator would not have put him in the obese category! His skin is thinner, it happens with age, he has jowels, ditto. I saw the interview this morning, he looks like an 85 year old fella that is on the last lap of life, like most 85 year olds. He was cognant, sharp, his voice was clear and strong and he looked pretty good for his age. He will probably cark it tomorrow....