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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    Connery was global, the rest not as much. I'd heard of Bryant and RBG but they were not as famous as Connery to me and most of the Planet would tend to agree.
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    Tony Slattery

    Well, yes, I know. Mind you, Icke has accused Heath of being an Alien lizard.
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    Tony Slattery

    They had healthy young sperm to keep them going.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    He always looked like a Thunderbirds puppet to me.
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    Hello

    I've never heard of that song. I thought you were on about this one....
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    Death List Convention

    Yeah, I think you are right! Good times!
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    Frank Bough

    Either pissed or it's Deathsperm and we never guessed it.
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    Death List Convention

    Was it that long ago?!!! Fuck, it was a good day!!
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    Deathlist Dreaming

    Mine is a door bell ringing. I have even got up and checked the front door before now.
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    Sean Connery

    There is no room for sentiment in the Bond franchise.
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    Unrequited Love / Secret Crush

    Yeah, at the same time as you did, you old bastard!
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    Sean Connery

    No No!! You mean... 'Hish omishon from thish yearsh lisht was schocking, poshitively schocking.
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    Gone up to 6 stone now, have we? I am as light as I was when I was 18 now. I have never had to work so fucking hard, I have no time to put weight on. I can eat all the choccy I want now!!
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    Sean Connery

    Dunno if this is legit but.....nah, it can't be. Fucking good tho!!
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    At least you do not have to share an office with people you fucking hate. Every cloud and all that, eh!
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    The lockdown will mean that I either won't work at all for a month or I will be working very sporadically. Either way December is not going to be ideal.
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    Boris Johnson

    EFA.
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    16. Stanley Baxter

    Well, I never would have guessed.... I now eagerly await Cliff Richards authorised biography.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Well, that told me!!
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    I am quite hurt. You didn't pick me!
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    Comedians & Comedy Writers

    http://www.barrycheese.co.uk/
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    Comedians & Comedy Writers

    Fuck, I remember them!!!
  23. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Betty Boothroyd

    .....and what a porn film that would be!!
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    Room 101

    Christmas is fucked anyway.
  25. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Comedians & Comedy Writers

    ...and your point is?
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