Lord Fellatio Nelson

Cracking tits though.

Yeah, I understand where you are coming from. I think, though, we need to be aware that what worked in South Korea and New Zealand, for example, would not necessarily have worked here because, as a society, we are rebellious, non compliant cunts who do not like being told what to do, ignoring advice and orders and dismissing the whole thing as a hoax. Probably.

Well, to be honest, I have had it but can perfectly understand Seans point of view. Yes people are dying from it but countless millions more are recovering with no or few side effects. No, that in itself, is not great but the flu would kill just as many if it was as virulent. We are going around in fucking circles with how to manage this virus and getting nowhere. One lock down and now another and the fucking thing is still out there spreading. We either ALL lockdown for a month and test everybody who comes into the country or we accept that me may need to change tack and tackle it in a different way. Sweden has gone in a completely different direction with it. They did royally fuck up with not protecting the care homes and the vulnerable, however, BUT maybe that is a line we need to be thinking more about. Protest the vulnerable and the elderly and let the rest get on with it. I think we have to accept that, even with these local lockdowns, it will just put off the 3rd wave only temporarily. I can't help feeling that, if they had not locked down the country earlier this year, it would have killed many more but it would also have burned the virus out. We have to start thinking out of the box, what is happening now is not working, is it.

I was having a look at the 'career' of the late Lennie Bennett ( no, don't ask why) when a name from that era popped up, namely, Jerry Stevens. If you are old enough to remember both of them, particularly, when they worked together, I need say no more. I cannot find any up to date info on him at all, it is like he just disappeared off the face of the earth. Anybody know anything? Is he another dead comic/singer/compere that went without an obit?

Yes, you should. We had all hoped you had fucked off but, no, you are back again being a massive twat.

The lead singer wasn't gay.

Sheep?

That is not denying it, she is merely espousing a theory on how to get through it.

Christ, you are good!

You cannot knock his honesty and, lets be honest, there is way too much bullshit thrown around when somebody famous dies. 'Oh, they were wonderful!...'an amazing talent'....'legend' etc, etc. It isn't like they all were, is it. I have just warmed to Crosby.

Lets look at his other tweet for a tad more context... ''Hendrix changed the world of guitar. Nobody else really ...look I get it ..many of you loved Van Halen ....and the one time I met he was nice ....and he was talented ...meh to me means I don’t care that much ....and I don’t ...doesn’t mean he wasn’t good ,he was but not for me ''

Mine too.

Giving Hamilton Schumachers helmet when the fella isn't even dead yet is just sick!

Ah, well, they were the good old days.

Probably.

Just checking in to make sure you haven't drowned in the many tears you must have shed over this.

It was hardly a hanging offence, Handy!

Yes, yes I am.

Yeah, I bet he feels all warm inside and super confident after reading that.

Of course not!!

The sooner they fucking scrap all of that Honours bollocks, the better.

Does it really matter a fuck anyway? Should you really be giving out awards to the UN just because they decided that they would actually do something about hunger? Should you fuck. They are doing what they SHOULD be doing and should always have been doing. They have been recognised for doing their jobs! A pat on the back for doing what Oxfam, Save the Children and all those other charities have done for over 50 years is not something to shout about, is it.

A mate of mine is shagging twins. I asked him, "How do you tell them apart?" He replied, "Well, Mary has massive tits and Bob's got a beard...

Norman Tebbit was interviewed this week on my regional ITV news programme. He looked well, vocally a tad weak but he has all his marbles.

Irrespective of your opinions and views, she is one of the most intelligent people out there.