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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Donald J Trump

    No, but you are acting like you should belong to a play group. The thrust of Lardys post was that the world would be a a better place with him not in it. Who could possibly disagree with that? There is no ambiguity, the man is a monumental cunt that will now encourage his devoted followers into believing that the virus is easily beatable and people, in his own words, should not fear it. Whole swathes of American society will take that as a thumbs up to fuck off social distancing, wearing masks, etc etc. To this end Trump will be responsible for underplaying the virus and sanctioning the 'business as usual' schtik which will have millions of US citizens spreading the fucking thing far and wide. So, yes, as the President of his country, he is going to be responsible for giving false information, false hope and downright fucking lies to his people and making the most stupid/vulnerable to his 'charms' the most likely to catch it and spread it. Even you must understand that!
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    Jamaican Jamming

    Maybe the first time, like, ever, somebody has accused people of bullying a troll. Coffin Lodger is playing us all like a violin, he is very good at it tbf. My money is on him being an existing member...
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    Jamaican Jamming

    No it doesn't.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    What you mean to say is that it was utterly fucked and you had to put it out of its misery.
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    Donald J Trump

    I shouldn't find that funny, but I do.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I thought you got it MOTd this year? Maybe time really is flying and it was MOTd last year...
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    Van Halen

    They interviewed Gene Simmons on GMTV this morning, I mean, the fella looked like somebody had shot his dog and fucked his wife. I never much liked the American 'Glam Rock' type bands, big hair, big teeth and music that was a bit, well, shallow. Looking at the groups releases in the UK, they were not THAT popular here, maybe the odd album and a couple of singles did reasonably well but they didn't set the UK alight, did they.
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    Van Halen

    Post of the year!!!!
  9. Dear old Brucie got me thinking. How many old codgers out there are hurtling towards their maker wearing a syrup that is considerably healthier than they are? A basic bit of Googling gave up the obvious potential candidates like Sean Connery( for his movies) and William Shatner. I know Wogan wears a corker but, to all intents and purposes, he looks like he has years left and Val Doonican, afaik, was a wearer of one. Any other candidates?
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    Van Halen

    Never liked them.
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    Just shut the fuck up and piss off you rancid pile of dog shit!!
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    Donald J Trump

    Hold on a mo. If I read the post correctly, the summary of it was that the Democrats would need to rethink their direction and strategy to be a viable alternative to Trumptard. That is not too outrageous a viewpoint, I mean, this is what is happening here. We had two massively shit choices and the chosen one was considered the least shit and less likely to grenade the economy. If Labour reforms and moderates, or summat, they will become a viable and welcome alternative to the fucking turd we have running the country now.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Scrub the taking him off mod preview, just ban the fucking twat. He isn't even funny, he brings NOTHING to the place and is long past the point of tolerance. Come on PB, even you must be sick to fucking death of him now.
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    Toupee or not Toupee....that is the question

    Thanks Handy! I am going a bit senile, I can't remember what I did yesterday so there was NO fucking chance I would remember having already done one!
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    Donald J Trump

    Plenty will believe him, plenty have believed him. Whether he lives or dies the far right out there will carry on as they are now. Somebody will be along for them to hang their coats on, it's inevitable.
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    Donald J Trump

    I don't think anybody is alarmed. He wouldn't be the first President to have died in office and the world kept turning. There is so much shit going on that even his demise would no longer shock. He had it coming, they would say.
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    Donald J Trump

    Yeah, according to Fox News. CNN are saying it differently. Impartiality has fucked off from the media too.
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    Toupee or not Toupee....that is the question

    Come on then, just a lil bit of fun. Famous ( ish) celebs that wear syrups. Hey, if the wig is that shit and they are not famous, stick it on here anyway!! The thread will die of natural causes but, in the mean time, get googling for the famous and their hair pieces. I will start.... Marty Wilde and 'Diddy' David Hamilton
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    Will he be buried in his wig like Wogan?
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    Donald J Trump

    Yeah. That is SOOOOO Zorders!!
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    Donald J Trump

    I'm not convinced.
  22. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Des O'Connor

    Why does that looked photoshopped. It almost looks like somebody cut out a pic of Des and pasted it to the photo.
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    Donald J Trump

    Fake news, Mary, fake news.
  24. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Des O'Connor

    Not if they lift them on to the end of his chin.
  25. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Des O'Connor

    It will happen to you.
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