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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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    Des O'Connor

    Your are not English or you are pretty old. I've not heard that word for eons, generally, the word used nowdays is 'Slag' which is usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.
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    Des O'Connor

    Yeah, my bollocks. It's me age, you see, it all begins to sag and your ears grow big enough to make Dumbo fucking envious. I am certain I shouted him out in the ideas and possibilities thread earlier this year or even last year. The last time I saw him, on the Harry Hill show, he looked old, ponderous and his voice was very weak. He will see 90, though.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Oh, I was not questioning your comment. Yes, it is tragic and all to common to lose a child in that way. I just find it pretty repulsive that the photos have been presented the way that they have been, all arty farty, in B&W, almost posed for. Obviously, it is now being said that they are shining a torch ( or words to that effect) on the tragedy of stillbirths and losing children so quickly after they are born. That may be true but these cunts could not, for one moment, step away from the limelight, could they. It could have been done differently.
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    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    Well, they will never find you all in your Tardis anyway, you wank stain.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    When you think you have seen it all up pops the most gut wrenchingly cuntish thing you will view for a while. What kind of utter shit bag turns the death of their newborn into some sort of publicity opportunity? It's truly beyond belief.
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    Donald J Trump

    It's Grandma Nazi to you sonny!
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    Oh yes, he was!
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Well, yeah. We have worse.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Lardy is as funny as fuck. The chimp is just holding the dildo. There is no evidence that they used it.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    You saying Chimps shouldn't hold dildos?
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    No, just you.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Fuck off!! You are 15!
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Unless we have a credible, and I mean CREDIBLE, opposition, we are stuck with these wankers. The only one to come out of this relatively unscathed is Sunak who was damned if he did and damned if he didn't. This government is truly the worst one I have ever lived under.
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    Joni Mitchell

    Yeah, I get that. I bought both many years ago out of curiosity. I like them but don"t consider them to be milestones in music. The problem with these kind of surveys is that there are millions more music listeners than Rolling Stone mag devotees. It doesn"t speak for the majority.
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    Joni Mitchell

    I've got both Blue and Pet Sounds. They are good but not THAT good!
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    Nana Mouskouri

    Nah, you don't look like her Handy.
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    British Character Actors

    Yes he is. He is a cunt.
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    Nana Mouskouri

    I am pretty sure Mireille Matthieu was quite a regular on TV here when Sunday Night At The London Palladium was on TV in the 70s. Nobody could understand a fucking word she was singing.* *..unless you spoke French.
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    May I Perchance Rant?

    I can actually say that I was there watching when Grundy grenaded his whole television career. It was fucking awesome stuff!
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    May I Perchance Rant?

    No, it would just arouse him.
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    May I Perchance Rant?

    Take a step back from the site for a while, maybe a year, then come back and see if it has improved enough to meet your expectations. Alternatively, you could flounce off and return as a new member again...
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    I always confused her and Stella Stevens, maybe, back in their younger days, they were similar looking. I just looked up Stella Stevens and, apparently, she is in a nursing home with alzheimer's. If that info is elsewhere on here then so be it.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Aye. If he overtakes you, it will hide your post whore tendencies. I'm joking!!!
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Here is the problem. 99% of the parents these babies are being born to are complete fucking unknowns to the vast majority of us who are old enough to have left home. There has been a stream of no-marks, wannabees, the never will be's and the 'who the fuck are they' merchants to make the thread pointless and, somewhat, irritating. Now, tbf, GC is a lovely chap and a DL stalwart BUT the thread is shite! I should know, I start plenty of shite threads.
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    Sir David Attenborough

    Why would they accuse Sanders of being a hypocrite? Do tell...
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