Lord Fellatio Nelson

No, that's Old Red Eyes. Close but no cigar.

I've never said that what he has to say is irrelevant. Climate change is happening now, it has been changing since the planet was formed and it will keep changing long after the humans have completely fucked it up. We are not the sole cause of climate change nor are we innocent of the crime. Attenborough has become one of those preachy, whiney fuckers that bang on and on about all of us needing to change our habits, like not flying, not driving fossil fuelled cars, changing our eating habits, etc etc, while he has spent the best part of 60 years travelling the globe in the most polluting way possible. Just because he was showing the world wildlife in their natural habitats and explaining the effect climate change had caused and is causing doesn't change the reality that he is as guilty as the rest of us. The excuse that he may use commercial flights and, consequently, shares the co2 burden with the other paying folk is as weak as piss. Harry and Megan were banging the same drum when they were flying back and forth, by private jet, to the south of France. See, these high profile characters can do what they tell us not to because they are doing it to 'spread the message' which, frankly, is bollocks.. Just my opinion.

That is what you alluded to. You missed quite a lot actually.

Old Deathsperm is back!

Ok, so the man is a saint.

Are we sure that he 'broke his back' as stated? Sounds like a good cover story for him to go and have a bit of plastic surgery...

I won't. Nor will anybody else.

If you say so.

Don't bet on it.

'...WE all know...' I'm sure the rest of the forum members will be delighted to be associated with a massive twat like you. You have no fucking idea what I get up to in my spare time you insufferable bell end. Fuck off. PS: I know who you are 'Steve' but I am playing the game, I take pity on cunts like you. Ok?

This cunt has spent the bulk of his career traversing the globe, film crew and tons of equipment in tow, on aircraft that has shat out more nasty emissions than all of the cars Ford ever made*. Another hypocritical prick who needs to shut the fuck up. 'David, darling, we have a pandemic on our hands....' *maybe

Fuck, it's a horrible thing to say but that is the image of a man who turns up at a railway station with a bottle of cheap vodka and Pall Mall ciggies only to be confronted by online vigilante paedo hunters. Just wrong!

Then don't. Just piss off and leave us all alone.

Well, to cut a long story short... Once upon a time there was a nasty man called Adolf Hitler that decided that he wanted to conquer Europe and then, obviously, the World. Now there was this little Island he could not conquer, infact, this little Island sacrificed so many, whole generations were lost in helping to free Europe and liberate France because they could not do it themselves. Old Tom is an old Soldier from those times and now walks around on a zimmer frame for 'charidee' or summat. Hope that helps.

There is a 99.9% chance that he will be in next years list. 1) He is very famous 2) He is fucking old, FUCKING old. The End

Why on earth would anybody need 'health records' when the fella is 100 years old and is always one sleep away from meeting his maker anyway?

Sorry, had to edit that.

What the fuck can you say to that?

Well, yes.

If you have a lisp you are doubly fucked. The Government will create a post for a Lispfinder General to roam the country and burn them all at the stake.

I am waiting for somebody to reply 'Oh no you didn't!' I am fucked if I am going to.

This proves, beyond all reasonable doubt, that YW is to humour what oral cold sores are to blow jobs.

England Footballer Leah Williamson. From Twitter..." Leah Williamson has been withdrawn from the squad as a precaution, there is nothing further we can add..."

Really? Don't tell me, you are a anthromorphised raccoon too!

Well, he certainly wasn't dressed courtesy of Gok Wan, was he!