Lord Fellatio Nelson

...and how did they feel on you?

I do recall, and I am sure they existed, condoms that covered cock AND balls. I am not sure why, it makes no sense.

You are probably right but her wording suggests that it looks more like he died from underlying health issues. Anyway, not very lucky, is she...

I have no issue shaking someone's hand so long as it is on the end of a ten foot fucking arm.

Broadly speaking, face masks have eroded whatever common sense people had regarding this virus. Wear a mask? Great, the 2m rule can go out of the fucking window because face masks protect, right? It's a bit like some twat believing that they will never have an accident because their car has anti lock brakes and collision avoidance technology. No fucks given, basically.

Oh, always!

Yeah, when they finally finish the roadworks!!!

Some of that is very very true. I prefer to drive the fuckers though!

Something like that, yeah.

I am thinking that he really should have gone for his long walk off of a short fucking pier.

Well they have deliberated, chewed the cud, as it were, and come to a unanimous decision. If you don't like their choices, you can always fuck off elsewhere, or summat.

....when Viz was good.

Toilet seat? Sheer luxury! When I were lad we had to dig an 'ole in't ground at local rec, shit in it, then wipe our arses of clagg with out hands and lick them clean coz we couldn't afford toilet paper!

You would get just the same leverage if you wore high heels AND you would automatically be taller instead of the short arsed Harry Styles devotee you actually are.

Well, I have eaten half a packet of them, 3 Kit Kats ( two fingered jobbies ) a Wagon Wheel and Tescos answer to a Walls Feast ice cream. I'm not finished yet.

Oh, you are posh, aren't you!

Well, leave the arsenic out of them then!

I guess so. Personally, I think he is a good actor.

Tony Osoba has been around forever.

I believe you. Thousands would not.

I kinda like this spat between young Kenny and Arsewipe. It is a bit like watching midget wrestling. It's shit but you just have to watch it.

It's quite sad that we now have to be ultra defensive and add caveats to statements in order not to offend or make the moral ( and overly vocal ) minorities pounce on us with the usual shit throwing and finger pointing. I don't agree with all she says, I certainly do not like the look of 'smug bastard' she gives out at every opportunity but she is no Tommy Robinson or Katie Hopkins, is she. Yeah, I would!!

I have to confess that a nightly smoke has worked wonders for my back and my sleep. Leapy Lee sounds fucking awesome too!

Shhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Lardy will see this and spaff her knickers over Harry.