Lord Fellatio Nelson

Aside from that one, there is a little ditty that I play from time to time....

Ho....Lee....Fuk!! This could be a good thread!

Oh yes!

It isn't. It slipped under the radar.

I like two of her singles, the first two, I think. Takes me back to the beginning of the 80s. I had a fab time. I have songs that i never play in front of anybody else but I love them.

A man of utter class.

Yes, sounds fair enough.

No noseclip, it rubs it sore. Deffo the speedos. If it can make a peanut look like a cock, there is hope for me.

Yeah, it was, I fucking hated it then too!

Oh, while I am here being a twat, I was thinking, 'can you swear on mumsnet?

Never heard of it.

Everybody is so 'ohhhh, fucking trendy' on this thread. I dare not post up 'Little Arrows' by Leapy Lee. The last time I heard, he was still singing the same fucking song ( his only one ) nightly at his bar in Mallorca.

I have to be honest and say that I am a bit thrown by that statement. There is a REAL crisis in the world outside of here, everything has gone fucking ape shit. The virus, the worst American President EVAH, and people taking to the streets to vent their spleens, to name just a few, have made the world unstable and directionless. This place isn't real, there are no medals or boasts, no taking things too seriously. It's a bit of fun, there can never be a crisis here. Oh, and welcome.

Food doesn't taste any better either when you stop!

Well, I'm not quite there yet, however, as in common with Dunc, I can hold my breath for a LOOOOONG time! Quite handy, that.

Good question.

Yes, me. I gave up in 2014 when my dad died and I started again earlier this year. I will have to give up again.

Well we certainly cannot rely on you to fuck off, can we! TBF, you are the best troll we have ever had. I am, however, getting very close to unmasking you.

Is his beard better than yours?

FTFY.

So what's wrong with the 3ft tall, one legged hermaphrodites then?

It's not 'I love Sausage Rolls' is it?

Only room for one Foxy Brown

Ken Dodd gave it away with his song 'Happiness'.

Walking Back To Happiness - Helen Shapiro