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    Nigel Farage

    I have no problem with anybody posting about their political allegiances, beliefs or anything else that they want to talk about. Far right, Hard left, it matters not a shit, we are a broad church here, we may not like what somebody says but we don't burn anybody at the stake for having views different to their own. What does fuck me off are the people who come on here and, not having bothered to stalk the place and get a feel for it before joining, post utter fucking drivel because they want to start a fight. Either quantify your bland posts with more meaningful words or just fuck right off back to LiveLeak.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    I have a fringe! The fact it is half way up my head is neither here nor there!
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    Nigel Farage

    That's two shit posts out of two. You have some way to go before you ascend to my level of shit posting. I wouldn't bother, personally. We have enough thick cunts here already, we need another one like a jockey needs a boil on their arse.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Well, you had better not, you are wet enough as it is.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Yes, but he isn't is he. In fact, the only O'TOOL in this thread, is you.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Such a cunt, aren't you.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Julia Foster had a haircut in the 70s that had her fringe almost sticking into her eyeballs. It used to irritate the fuck out of me, obviously not her though.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Lardys ones are good, tbf. You cannot better a selfie when you have two ear plugs shoved up yer nose.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    You know when somebody, usually female, posts up a pic of themselves on FB or some other social media site and people start commenting with words like 'beautiful' 'gorgeous' etc, etc and, clearly, they are not..... Is it just me?
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    Kim Jong-Un

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    Kim Jong-Un

    You just made those names up, didn't you.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    So can a blanket.
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    Members' User Names

    Yeah and, don't forget, your posts die on their arses too.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    You trendy fucker, you!
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    Members' User Names

    Well, in reality, we all are, aren't we.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Well, this thread started at the bottom of the shit threads Premier league table and now, if anybody thought it couldn't be done, it has dropped so far down it is now gone Non League. That is quite a feat GC!
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    You make Richard Madeley look like a genius. You are either a real 100% genuine moron or you are playing quite a fabulous game to fool us all. Personally, I would run with 'a real 100% genuine moron' FWIW.
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    Football

    That would make perfect sense which means it won't happen. In all fairness, some places are just as far to travel to as you go west as when you go north or south. Hereford is a bloody long way from here and I don't think it is any worse to travel there as it would for Gateshead or Weymouth, as two examples. It is what it is, probably.
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    Football

    Well they are not really. We have played in leagues that have been more South based as well as North based. I suppose, until there is a Middle England league, it is what it is.
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    Football

    Our team were crowned champions of said league in the week. I suppose we will be hoping for a Boston win to keep with the local derby thing next season.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Maybe it is the mother they want to shag.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Oh, i am ok with wearing them in shops too. I also asked the question, on the back of that, whether we would want to wear them everywhere else too. I think that would be a bridge too far in a society that values face to face contact as a form of recognition and communication. Your other point is an interesting one. I am not a fan of single faith schools or , for that matter, these schools that have sprouted up and are not entirely within the education system that we already have. We bang on about social and cultural integration yet we tolerate the seperation of children into schools that work along the basis of religious ideology ( my opinion) and the view that said schools are the best possible way of teaching our kids about other faiths, cultures and how to live in perfect harmony or summat. It just amazes me how people wonder why social and cultural segregation, out there, in the big wide world, still persists as does the ingnorant and intollerant amongst us. It will never get better, will it!
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