Lord Fellatio Nelson

His mum was a bit hot in her day.

I will let you know....

My Dick died years ago.

It was IainLodger, however, Trumptard fits that bill too.

Oh, you hate the twat too!

Well, he won't be going anywhere anytime soon then.

Seeing that vomit inducing shite reminds me of that famous exchange between Mrs Merton and Debbie McGee. '"So what attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?" Well Lauren? Tell us what it was....

No, it was much earlier!!

Fucking hell, when was the last time you watched it? 1979?

It's fucking brilliant, actually. Fucking snob.

I bet his 'sleight of hand' was like watching him in slow motion.

I have the back of a 70 year old, the knees of a geriatric ex footballer but I still have the cock and the mind of a 19 year old. Pity the rest of me is fucked.

Yeah, and the year below you, you rancid old fossil.

…..and Linda Gray is 80 in September!

It was deffo Wogan who came up with that one. Apparently, at the time, she was less than happy about it.

He did! Good, eh!

Nasty!

Aye, we realised to late that he was the genius of New York. We will never see the likes of him again.

Me? Never!

Banshees isn't dead. The Pooka hasn't been around for a long time. That will be two members that were good to have on here, for completely different reasons, obv.

Pam Ewing had the boys eyes glued to the screen and hands on their cocks. She had big ole norks!

Oh, come on. You have to tell us more!

Well you tell me!!! Is that what the long hair is all about? To make you more alluring and sophisticated for the single men of Wiltshire?

Well, that has blown him clean out of the water.

I will forever remember him, not as a Leeds and England player or, for that matter, boss of The Republic of Ireland, oh no. It will be for for having more hair down his neck than a Silverback Gorilla. Extraordinary!