Lord Fellatio Nelson

I always fancied a tattoo on me knob. I was thinking along the lines of 'Welcome to Norfolk, we hope you enjoy your stay' or summat.

What, with your left or right ( tattooed onto your knuckles so you don't forget which is which ) webbed hand?

Oh, yeah, Westlife are utter shite.

Oh, I do not see her getting to Court....

Well, those fucking idiots have never experienced a paper cut then. You wait, she will slit her wrists with her paper bra.

What is wrong with Take That? Brilliant live, brilliant group. Anybody who thinks different is a snobby cunt.

Ok, you got me. I just looked that up.

Why can't you start one? It's not difficult, even a twat like me can do it.

Very wise.

It is much worse. He is a cunty, cunt, cunt.

Not unless you take a puppy and a bag of sweets with you.

I got fuck all too, had just one modest wage coming in and, well you get the drift. Millions of people voted for these cunts because they were considered less dangerous than the Labour party governed by Momentum. Starmer has said good things and, maybe if he can moderate the party and fuck off the rampant lunatics within it, he may well be worth a punt. We might just have an opposition worth voting for. We live in hope.

Why waste your time with him? You know the path he follows. He sucks the cock of Corbyn. You cannot reason with a twat.

Oh, I know he doesn't read my posts, unless they are quoted. Doesn't stop me from calling him a prick though, so all good.

He stated that '....all the incentives will go to the employers....' without thinking that the MAJORITY of employers, who will get the incentive, are not multi nationals with chairmen who arse lick the Tory Party. In essence, he made the assumption that the employers would benefit but not the workers. He even bought Trump into the equation, for extra gravitas, obviously, because he knows that Trump is one of the most loathsome creatures on Planet Earth. You would actually read that sentence and figure that he was putting employers into the same bucket as Trumptard. It was another load of wank about 'The Tories are this, the rich are that, the cronies are....' You know, the usual toss from somebody who probably considers his daily work as wiping his arse after having a massive shit. I have not 'continually moaned' about this Government, on the contrary, early on I was pretty supportive in their handling of the virus, it was new ground for everybody. This all changed when it became clear that we have a clusterfuck of a Government in charge. They have lied, bullshitted and made the wrong call too many times for me to defend them. When all is said and done, nobody could truly be critical of the Chancellor, he has been proactive and saved millions from going under even though he knew, I knew, we ALL knew that there would be people out there, employers and the self employed etc, who would rip the arse out of the furlough scheme and abuse the shit out of it. Fair play to him for doing what he can when his hand is full of shit cards. Unfortunately, Rishi Sunak is a Tory, he cannot win with people like YW. Where YW and I differ, by about 100%, is that he is a cunt and I am not.* * Many will disagree but, when have I ever given a fuck?

My God, you pervert!!

Pubs serve food. It is how many survive as they cannot do so selling alcohol alone. Take your head out of your arse and you will see just how many pubs have closed year on year. The incentive will help pubs.. My son employs 5 people who had to be furloughed. Slowly, the work is coming back and they are starting to working here and there. If he gets his £1K per staff member he will not be lighting up Cuban cigars with £50 notes. He will be reinvesting it back into the business, back into his loyal and hard working staff and, moreover, he will be desperately looking to make that money work to ensure that his business is more robust should the shit hit the fan again. There are thousands, maybe millions of people like my boy who run small to medium businesses that have been smashed by the virus. It is not big business that is the engine room of our economy, it is the small companies, run by people who are driven and want to expand, employ and prosper. It will help them no end. Once again, you have demonstrated that you are the forums 'Clueless Political Prick' ( or just prick, actually) who boils my piss like no other. Fuck off.

I'm amazed nobody has started a thread about it, mind you it's not the kind of thread I normally create, mine are even more shit. So, somebody who is more interested than me, can put up the Tale of The Tape stats and any other anecdotal evidence that may prove to be a bit 'ITK' for those serious deadpoolers out there, or summat. A fight to the end, a battle of wits ( while they still have them) and a wing and a prayer, who will go first? Who will still be standing victorious? As you were.

That style of writing is reminiscent of the dearly departed legend ( in my mind ) The Pooka. Hmmmm.

Fuck me sideways!! You REALLY are a clever bastard, ain't ya!!

Well, I cannot possibly see him going to prison but I do see him going into complete exile.

Bindon could balance pint glasses on his shaft, 3 or 5 at a time, I think.

Obese? She is 104, ffs!!! Her weight, and she is not OBESE, is going to have little to now impact on her longevity now.

Yeah coz then someone can stick their cock into it and try and fuck some sense into him.

Well, there are rumours that is is hung like one.