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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Deathlist Dreaming

    Come on Handy, what did I tell you about eating cheese and pickled onions before going to bed!
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Ok, I give up. You win.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    You are the funniest person I have ever met and know. Fact.
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Lardy, many people will never take it more seriously, no matter what data is presented to them. Look what is happening in America, look at Piers Corbyn, look at all of the fucking idiots that rammed themselves onto beaches as soon as! Cummings actions were the actions of somebody who thinks he is better than the rest of us. There was a public outcry, people were raging, the press and the media were calling for his head etc, etc. It wasn't like there was any ambiguity, the millions of us with a brain cell knew what he did was wrong and did not go down the same path as him. Those that said 'fuck it, I'm off to the beach' were selfish cunts. Remember when you were a kid and you were told off because you had followed somebody else's wrong doing and your parents would say 'So, if somebody told you to stick your head in the oven, you would do it? Well...... The Governments actions and the shite that is within it is no reason for people to just have a free for all. I have not seen my Mum for five months now. We both stuck to the rules, it was the right thing to do both morally and scientifically. I couldn't give a shit what the Government has not done or what Cummings did because millions like me AND you know what was and is the right thing to do no matter what the ball bags in charge were doing or saying. That was my point, it really is down to people to reduce the risks and negate the effects of the virus. Being 20 deep on the footpaths of the Lake District, having thousands marching through London on yet another protest or going to an illegal rave is sticking a middle finger up to the majority. Society is full of wankers, unfortunately.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Here is my problem with that argument. It is true that the government acted too fucking slowly when this shit kicked off. In hindsight, the shutter should have come down, pronto. The fact that it did not happen shows that, in a crisis, they are no fucking good. While all of the above is a popular opinion amongst the majority, you cannot lay the blame of the spread, as it is now, on them entirely. We have come out of a lock down that, if everybody had adhered to it, would have made the spread much, much more difficult. Too many people did not listen and are still not listening. This virus was bound to get in, one way or another. It's prodigious spread is down to people not playing the game. Yes, it is our fucking fault so we really need to stop searching for scapegoats ( The Government ) to lay the blame on. Fuck me, the holding back of this virus is down to us, we shouldn't need to be held by the sodding hand every step of the way.
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    How massively fucking stupid. They were shit then, they are shit now. Badly filmed, badly acted and atrociously written, they were never taken seriously and they should not be now. It was a child of it's time, you cannot erase it, it's all part of societies learning curve......or summat.
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    The World of the Snowflake

    Come on, let the cat out of the bag. You are Nigel Farage, aren't you!!
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Was that before or after Whiteley died?
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    Ask A Deathlister

    I think so.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Ask A Deathlister

    Well, it depends what you mean by 'celebrity'. We do have one published author, scriptwriter, journalist etc on here......and one old bird that was on Countdown but did not win.
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    British Science Fiction Series

    That is the sensible answer. Unfortunately, I am not sensible.
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    British Science Fiction Series

    Blimey, I thought all Scots were as hard as fuck and not even scared of their own mothers. Wimp.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    In any case, spermy got the idea....
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    C**ts.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    Why should we? Do you think we all sit in a corner, rocking back and forth, waiting for a heart attack? Fuck that.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    Not bad, not bad at all.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    Mentally, about 6 years old.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    I remember the 74 World Cup. I mostly remember a ref giving a free kick to whoever the team was against Zaire. Zaire built their wall and, before, I think, the ref blew the whistle for the other team to take it, a Zaire player ran from the wall and nigh on kicked the ball outta the fucking stadium! Well, it was as funny as fuck then.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    That is the kind of response I would have expected from you from the original post, not the flippant bollocks that you posted, you are way better than that! I agree with you on most of the points that you make. Context is important, although, maybe in this case, I am not sure that it would be too difficult to join the dots and work out the context anyway. Thanks fella.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    I certainly did not agree with everything that he said and I am not a fan of blanket assumptions. Thing is, whether you like it or not, and you clearly do not, it is way better to have such opinions aired than keep them hidden. If you believe in censoring discussion and/or opinion because it does not go the way that you think it should then that is your prerogative. We have discussed a whole myriad of things here over the years, some of it has been less than tasteful but it we have been grown ups about it. If you think that this should not have been posted on here, let alone debated, then, perhaps, it is you who is in the wrong place.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    I don't know whether it should go here or somewhere else on here. Who gives a shit anyway. Make of it what you will. https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=upCGW_1593197668
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    Conspiracy Theories

    It was not a terror attack, according to the Scottish Government. It was a hotel used to house asylum seekers and, I would guess, one of them ran amok.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    If you don't like it just fuck off and find another forum more suited to the shite you spout. Take that utter fucktard Coffin lodger with you. Thanks.
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    David Crosby

    Many thanks for that Sir. Exactly what I had hoped for and knew I would get!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    You just wanted to be frisked ya dirty mare!
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