Lord Fellatio Nelson

Mary, I would love to hear your take on Crosby as a musician and himself. I don't know too much about him, tbh, and I am not sure whether he has regrets or doesn't give a shit. I need to delve into your font of knowledge and wisdom. Ta.

Oh, good point Handy! I never considered that one.

I will have you know that it is nearly as long as your arm!

I was just thinking of you. Danny Dyer is on the beeb at the mo. I thought to myself 'Lardy must be splogging her knickers about this'. Was I right?

I was just being diplomatic!

I always thought she was quite sexy.

I think randomly.

There speaks a boy who has had his cock pierced.

I was just thinking. Those women who have their flanges pierced and hang metal curtain rings off them. I wonder if they have problems going through airport scanners?

Cat is still missing. I miss the old sod.

Fucking hell, i'm not THAT old!!!!

Yeah, that is what I have seen being said.

Blimey! I can remember her playing a single mum with kids in something called 'and Mother makes three' which, eventually became 'and Mother makes five' See? I am a bit of an old bastard, ain't I!

There is one reality to all of this, however. While she spouted bile and bollocks on Twatter, and her supporters posted support, we all knew where to find them, identify them and keep an eye on them. Now they will find somewhere else to congregate and carry on as before. This notion that she, her beliefs and her followers will just fuck off into the ether is ridiculous, they will all pop up elsewhere, unregulated and free to say and do what they like.

Fascinating......absolutely FASCINATING......

Well, that porn film I envisaged her making with old Tom certainly is not going to happen now.

I wouldn't call her a GREAT singer but more of a good singer. She was in the right place at the right time and that propelled her to national icon status. If she had not been in said place at said time her career may have stalled or limped on. Bit like Alma Cogans but without the dead part.

Terrible, just terrible.

I honestly thought that you were going to come on here tonight and post a highly inappropriate joke about our Dame Vera. Come on man!! I'm waiting.

I agree with you. Mind you, I like the whole fashion thing of the 60s anyway!

Punished? So were these three. It was a given that Smith and Carlos would be ostracised but Peter Norman was treated appallingly too. Such was the respect they had for Norman, Smith and Carlos were his Pallbearers at his funeral. Getting on one knee in front of an invisible 'Masser' does fuck all to demonstrate a will and determination to see much needed change. Raab may well be a cunt but his words were not misplaced, just uncomfortable truths. The image, the sheer power and meaning of that image will live long after the pictures of a few thousand on one knee in Londinium.

I always thought she was better looking than Diana Rigg.

There really is no beginning to that kind of excitement!

His was the era I watched bikes racing. IIRC, him and Barry Sheene used to go toe to toe.

It will burn out long before it can decimate their population with any significance. India and China both have populations greater than the next 3 or four countries behind them on the list.