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    3. Pete Murray

    Oh yeah, looks like it!!
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    3. Pete Murray

    Diddy's wig looks younger every year. Many years ago, when Didier Deschamps was at Chelsea, he tried to buy Hamilton's number plate off him coz it was D1 DDY. I know, fascinating, absolutely FASCINATING!!
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    Presenters

    You have no need to. I created the thread to discuss presenters, many who had, apparently, dropped off the face of the Earth. I didn't create it just to post about their deaths.
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    World Cup 2022 (Qatar)

    Easily the most low key build up to a WC tournament I can remember. It's almost like the general consensus is to 'Get the fucking thing over with, asap'. Bit of a fucking tragedy, this.
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    Bill Treacher

    Nobody will ever forget his shit acting in EE either. Legend!
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    Name Shame?

    Aye, well, that's fair enough then.
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    Spammers (Spawn of The Devil) - Please Post Here

    Yeah, but, come on Occy, we like a little bit of drama from time to time.
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    Name Shame?

    Well, he is a pain in the arse but, yeah, I get you.
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    The Dead of 2022

    I watched an episode of it, online, a while back. I was quite surprised at how good it was. I wonder if that was one of the first UK situation comedies?
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    Name Shame?

    Have we ever had an Hispanic troll before? It would be a first!!!
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    Jerry Lee Lewis

    Couldn't be arsed to go through pages of this thread, yeah, I'm bone idle. Anyway, just wondering if anybody mentioned, in passing, that people are mourning a legend that once married his 13 year old cousin. Just sayin, like.
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    Name Shame?

    How strange. A gruff Yorkshire man has just changed his name to a load of psych babble bollocks, no offence, mind. There are some fucking strange names on here, tbf...
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    Name Shame?

    Ok, so who were they before, I'm shit with technology.
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    Spammers (Spawn of The Devil) - Please Post Here

    Post of the week.
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    Michael Parkinson

    He is 87 FFS! How do you expect him to look? As an aside, has Diego liked all of your posts? It may well be the only time anybody has.
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    Spammers (Spawn of The Devil) - Please Post Here

    Fuck!!! I've had a great idea! Hey, Diego, why not join up to the other site, Alternative Deathlist. You will be welcomed with opened arms! Won't be as many posts to like either so you won't have to spend too much of your time trawling through the site, eh!
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    Spammers (Spawn of The Devil) - Please Post Here

    It does look that way. Can't be Z or Deathsperm......
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    Spammers (Spawn of The Devil) - Please Post Here

    He/ She/They/Alien just needs to fuck off now. The joke has worn out. Admins really need to do something. You can't let bollocks like this slide just because they are as thick as shit and we should show compassion or summat. Kick the c**t out.
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    Time Added

    The state of that pitch! Players now days have it easy....
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I'm getting a tad irritated by this 'Diego' c*nt constantly reacting to my posts, even if they were posted fucking years ago. My piss is being boiled. Now 'like' this one, Diego, you wanker.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    You always know when the Germans are in the hotel, they take every fucking seat they can get their hands ( not Hans ) on.... Tomorrow Lady FN and myself will put towels and anything else on all available chairs to claim them.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    ...so it's you who isn't getting his posts liked by him, then...
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    Jerry Lee Lewis

    Well, FB had false claims that he had died yesterday, as you know BUT the same site also put up false claims that Dwayne Johnson had also died. Just saying, like...
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    Jerry Lee Lewis

    You forgot to add ' now then, now then'.
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