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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    You know what? I was thinking about putting something like that as his reason for staying in London 'to wipe the nose and arse of BJ or summat. Johnson is a dud, a puppet, a running joke and a liar. Boris out! Boris out!
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Wild guess, utter bollocks.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    I will accept that there have been people ( far left knuckle draggers as opposed to far right ones) who have given him a verbal kicking, outside his home at every opportunity. However, unless I have got this completely arse about, he KNEW when the lock down was going to happen and he COULD have gone up there before hand to stay there. I mean, everybody is now communicating via, is it Zoom? Tik Tok Cock? Etc, etc, etc... People are working from home, video conferencing and the like can have people attend meetings from all over the planet but that utter tosser had to stay in London. Great Father, great intelligence, great big fucking cunt.
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    He is a stumbling, mumbling fucktard that gives not one fuck.
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    Oh, that's a bit harsh. I mean, what child would he go to see, he has that many of them. Decisions, decisions.
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    Whether he stays or goes is going to depend on the Tories main tabloid backer, The Sun. The Sun on Sunday has done no more than wrap Cummilingus across the knuckles. This could all change if the public mood hardens and they have little choice but to bow to public opinion. A week is a long time in Politics, as the saying goes.
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    So, in effect, he did a 400 plus mile round trip without stopping anywhere on the way and, potentially, spreading the virus to petrol station workers and the like? That would be bull shit. What he did was wrong, he had other members of his family who could have stepped in. Even if it was not 'illegal' it was immoral. Cummings is a cunt of the first order and a Svengali. Boris appears to be completely under his control to the point that it appears to be Cummings running the country and not him. We really need him gone and Boris to follow, the country cannot afford to have them in full charge. Cummings needs to be goings.
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    British Science Fiction Series

    I saw John Duttine on a train when we were travelling from Monaco to Cannes. I think he knew that I recognised him. He looks a bit older in the flesh.
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    Onan the Barbarian

    EFA.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Hong Kong War?

    Yes, it was! Toys were always stamped that, cheap shit by the truckload!
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    Tony Slattery

    I'm no lithe specimen any more either!
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Hong Kong War?

    We and the world will do absolutely fuck all. This is the best time for China to go in, the West is skint and it cannot afford to go to war, that is the bottom line. What may well happen though, as we come out, will be a push to find a new China to invest in. Chinas financial muscle was built on western money, the money China invests are the proceeds of high investment by western businesses. I think the west will look to fuck China off and, pretty much ignore it as it moves forwards. It will be another nation or nations that will benefit and so will we when the cheap goods start coming back in. When you consider that, in my life time, millions of Chinese rode bikes to work, the transformation into a financial and industrial super power did not take that long really. We may have to swallow some bad times for a future that could be brighter.
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    Onan the Barbarian

    Blimey! I had no idea you had that one in you!!!!
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Onan the Barbarian

    Fuck, they are getting good now! Mind you, I am one sick puppy.
  15. You may think you are not but you are just a pup!
  16. Fuck off Steve, you steaming stream of dog piss. Fucking hell Mods, ban this troll for chrissakes.
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    Tony Slattery

    True BUT...... When he was a fat fuck, his heart had to work doubly hard to get the blood around his blubber. In effect, the heart has double the mileage it should have. It is now a question of just how many miles left it has on the clock.
  18. At our age, it makes perfect sense! DL sponsored by Tena Lady.
  19. No. They decided from the outset not to allow rancid old dears that smell of wee to sit on it.
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    FIFA World Cup Players

    That's good news, Manchester Utd want to sign him too....
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    Onan the Barbarian

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  22. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    38. Prunella Scales

    The fact that she is in a deck chair indicates that she has not reached the stage where her husband is unable to care for her within their home environment. That does not mean that she is well, infact, that photo is showing us that her smile is a vacant one and she probably doesn't even know who she is sitting next to! I just considered the statement 'looks well' to be a bit crass. Just my opinion.
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    38. Prunella Scales

    How is somebody with alzheimers supposed to look?
  24. There is no 'committee' just a bunch of middle aged men who have fuck all interest in the forum but still feel that it is their duty to, once a year, roll out a list of 50 fish swimming around in a barrel, giving the public what the public wants, or summat. You have completely overthought this one fella. PS: IF there really was such a group who gave a shit, I'd nominate you, you are one of DLs good guys. However, there is not one, so I cannot.
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