Lord Fellatio Nelson

It's fucking ridiculous! What is it with the British that they desperately need to champion people as heroes? The NHS staff have done what the NHS staff are meant to do. The fact that it is a prolific virus with a high transmission rate is neither here nor there and, yes, I am fully aware of the governments failings on PPE. It is like having Firemen( persons) spending the bulk of their career getting cats down from trees and putting out car fires and, suddenly, like, they have a REAL shout to go on. You become a doctor, nurse, fireperson, soldier on the strict understanding that you may, one day, be called in to do some heavy shit, like go to war or summat. If you want to clap for our 'heroes' do it for the staff at Tescos or the Bus drivers and all the others that earn even less than a nurse and were still dealing with the public, and dying, long before they were finally given 'protection' from the rest of us virus riddled bastards. You know what will really happen though, Chris Witty will probably get knighted, as will other associated heads of this and heads of that, and within they will sprinkle the odd old duffer who knitted face masks in their porch. We created dear old Tom, so desperate were we to have somebody to hang our fucking coats on and focus on. He did his bit, many thanks, but the press and the media whipped up the public into a frenzy and the rest is history. One day we may just actually get on with things instead of looking for people we can create 'heroes' out of.

Honestly, that second tweet is like it has come straight out of one of Zorders meltdowns. Fuck, you don't think that, well, Trump is Zorders?

The population of Brazil is around 212 million. The USA has a population of, around, 331 million. A thousand deaths per day does not sound too shabby given those stats. I am not trying to negate what is going on, my views have changed from the start of all of this but we all need to recognise that the death rate, although high, has to be put into perspective.

TBF, it is also slashing jobs and causing an economic catastrophe. Amen.

Liar!

That is just bad but fucking brilliant!

Most cyclists are wankers. We have a road on a hill here, a main road. There is a big fuck off footpath with a marked cycle lane on it. Do cyclists use it when pedalling up hill? Do they fuck. The cunts pant and wheeze up the road causing tail backs because you cannot give a metre and a half space for overtaking when traffic is coming past in the opposite direction. Bunch of lentil eating cunts, the lot of em! Yours Mr Nice Person.

Fuck all wrong with your posts. Like GUN, I don't post half the shite that I write. Generally, it boils down to whether I can be arsed or not. Some of the new crop of posters that get my back up are the utter ball bags like 'Steve' or whoever the fuck he is. Well he is actually a troll.... Putting it into some sort of perspective, once upon a time you would join and start posting and, over a period of time, you would talk about elements of your life away from here, giving yourself, for better or worse, some kind of indication as to who you were away from the DL forum. Basically, a personality. Nowdays people join, post shite and that's it. The place used to buzz like an out of control vibrator but it hasn't been like that for a long while. Sure, some people leave or reduce their post count by, like 92% but that leaves too many people who bore the absolute tits off of most people or post inane drivel ( only I am allowed to do that) that clogs the place like compacted faecal matter. I have to say that, because of this forum, I have actually met some stonking people from here. I'm a nice person really.

Admit it, you made that one up all by yourself, didn't you!

Now, now, don't let the mask fall!!

It would be massively boring if everybody agreed with everything.

There are but not many.

Very much so but when it becomes utterly incessant tirades it gets banal. Everything in moderation.

I know that we all have to die sometime but.... He was pretty brilliant when he stood in for Piers Morgan, calmness personified and allowed guests to speak but still asked difficult questions. He was pretty much what Morgan isn't.

Steady on, if you actually manage to reason with him that 'not all Tories are cunts' it will cut his future post count dramatically.. Oh, wait, reason away fella!

I have to agree with you, they are shite. Too many lies, too many wrong decisions, too much bullshit. Can we count on them in a crisis? Fucking hell, no. I have always said that the inquests should be carried out after this shit is all over but, in all fairness, we are all having to live with this utter bullshit of mixed messages, u turns and a complete lack of action early on when it was pretty clear we needed to act and act fast. As it is, I get no furlough and no help as a self employed person because I became self employed last June. I am earning, pretty much fuck all but we are surviving. Thanks to the hospitals stance that Lady FN did not need full PPE, she got the virus and gave it to me. She now has full PPE FFS!! Bit late now. Maybe, just maybe, swifter action would have lessened the impact considerably. Actually, it fucking would have, wouldn't it. What I won't take up the harris though are diatribes from certain cunts on here, whose only question, when the Tories got in, was 'will it affect me benefits? They need to shut the fuck up, they are the precious few, along with essential workers and those that are still able to work who are less affected by this cluster fuck of a crisis than millions of us who can't work and can't, technically, go anywhere apart from the park etc. Mind you, we can now travel as far as we want so, maybe, Norfolk to Dartmoor may be a nice run out..... When this is over, if it ever is truly over, let us see how fucking useless they are at running the country. Scary really, I have no confidence in any Political party to govern, we may all be fucked.

I suppose getting wanked off by two lesbians, into a cup awaiting a Turkey baster, is some sort of male fantasy....

I think the late Ingrid Pitt was damn sexy! Just saying, like.

My, you are a cheery fellow, aren't you!

Yes, and a very good one.

His message was as funny as fuck, the usual 'kill yourself' stuff... At least he has an apt log in name now, he does belong in the Sewer....

Zorders is back and has kindly sent me one of his spesh messages! Oh, such fun!

….because it was shite. Not up to your usual low standards, Lardy.

Testing, testing, testing. That's why there were only 26 new cases in South Korea. So what happens when they stop testing? This virus is highly virulent, it will infect many more people than influenza can and, proportionately, will kill more people. I don't think that is arguable, is it, surely?