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    Wrestlers/actors

    I have a tendency to dislike 98.4% of your posts and, while this particular contentious post is not one of your finest, I hate him too. He is one of those wankers that pontificates about the inequality of society while sweating on whether the next Tory Government might actually make him get off of his fucking arse and go to work instead of poncing off of taxpayers. I rarely hate people and I tend not to take LFN into real life but he is, at best, a bell end and at worst a skiving 'oh woe is me' kind of wank stain that is too pompous to feel any shame. Just my opinion, like.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    So leave! Nobody would give a fuck either way. Death Sperm is considerably more entertaining than you could ever hope to be. You are the kind of poster that is the reason the forum has gone down the fucking pan over the last year or two.
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    Captain Tom Moore

    Don't you just love monumental wankers who hate people acquiring wealth and a good standard of living?
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    Kim Jong-Un

    I just re read some of his posts and, yes, I believe you are right! Oh well, he will be back... I agree with you, self isolation is the most plausible explanation, I reckon the virus is rampant there.
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    Kim Jong-Un

    I do hope you mean that! Fuck off.
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    Kim Jong-Un

    Do not make promises that you have no intention of keeping. Then again, if you do fuck off you will be back again with another user name just like a few on here have already done. Maybe, if you do the big come back as another user, you will bother take a whole 5 mins out of your life to upload an avatar you lazy c**t.
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    Kim Jong-Un

    When the North Koreans officially announce, like above, that their 'Great Leader' is dead then he will actually be dead. Until then, the cunt is still alive, ok?
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    Football

    Same situation with my local team in the National League North. They are in a play off position with 4 games in hand and plenty of points ahead of the teams below them. They have had an incredible season which, by the look of it, they will have to do all over again if it is decided to void this seasons efforts. I really don't miss the Premier league or my team, I never thought I would say it but I really have not missed it. Non league and the lower professional leagues are where it's at.
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    Kim Jong-Un

    I doubt whether he would have had such invasive surgery in his own country. You would have thought that he would have been flown to Beijing for any surgery.
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    Peter Kay

    I know the series and can vaguely remember it on TV, 1970, I think?
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    Room 101

    Thanks Toastie, I could access it, anybody can. Not sure what to say about it really. My sister went into nursing over 25 years ago with the understanding that the pay was shit. My issues with people like him, the working class hero, is that he wants to blame Tories, the rich, the educated and anybody that is deemed to be non good old working class folk for all of the NHS ills when its biggest problem has always been the feckless cunts that have used and abused it, to wit, working class folk. This is the same working class folk who are now banging pots and pans on a Thursday evening because it makes those doing it feel like they are in the gang and relevant. Upstanding members of society or summat. Most of em are a bunch of cunts. The NHS are now moaning that A&E use has dropped off a cliff and there are hundreds of beds free in hospitals which, obviously, means that EVERYBODY who would normally trot up there at 10PM on a Saturday night is sitting indoors dying of something instead of going to get help. This is bollocks. Two things have been proved because of this crisis, the funding for the NHS has not been put into the right areas where the money is best served and Joe Public has routinely abused the service which has necessitated that what money was available be used to prop up departments like A&E that never really needed quite so much money. No fucking ambulances queueing up for ours outside A&E now is there! It's a complex issue and not a class/right wing/left wing/throw money at it issue. Clapping? Leave that to Seals.
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    Peter Kay

    IIRC, Kate Beckinsales mum is Judy Loe? Edit: She is and its Loe and not Lowe....
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    Peter Kay

    You don't look like him Handy. Well, maybe it's the hair, he had long hair ( a wig ) when he started on Rising Damp.
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    Peter Kay

    I actually saw a big fat middle aged bloke with one of these hair cuts at Tescos today. The fact that he was wearing some sort of Carer/NHS garb with tracksuit bottoms did not negate the fact that he looked like a child molester. Fuck, people cannot be THAT eccentric, surely
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    Peter Kay

    I am quite happy to have a shaven head, I have saved a fucking fortune on hair cuts!
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    Room 101

    She sounds like a proper cunt.
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    Room 101

    Well I am getting royally fucked off with the whole 'clap for the NHS' bollocks. GIVE IT A FUCKING REST!!!
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    Peter Kay

    Absolutely no difference whatsoever in the hair, one is just more 'wind swept' than the other. It is massively shit hair, the kind of hair that looks like it's cut by his Mrs, in the kitchen, with kitchen scissors.
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    Geoffrey Palmer

    He was interviewed on my local ITV station, Anglia News, last year about his opposition to the expansion of the local brewery in Southwold. He looked fucking old but very alert and sprightly.
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    Kim Jong-Un

    People or chins?
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    Lynn Faulds-Wood

    Yeah, like BBC radio news has fuck all to do with the BBC per se and, obviously, Lynn wouldn't have had any contacts whatsoever at the Beeb to pass on.... I actually wrote that as a tongue in cheek 'funny handshakes' bollocks thing. Mind you, nepotism and the BBC go hand in hand. Fucking hell, there are some utter dicks using this forum.
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    Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?

    Well you will have to just remain dry in the knicker dept until you do get to see him, eh!
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    Lynn Faulds-Wood

    So Sophie, how did you manage to get a break in television journalism then...…..?
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    48. Tom Baker

    Fucking anorak...
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    48. Tom Baker

    Ecclestone is a jobbing actor. He is not the type of actor that would be inclined to sign up to any long term acting roles. He may well have requested the part and, to be fair to him, he did brilliantly to relaunch the whole franchise, which is what it is, really. I'm not surprised that he did not want to reappear and even less surprised that he doesn't want to engage with Who fans, why should he? It was just a role for him to play. Just because Who is enshrined in British television history does not make it good or great. Ecclestone may well have considered his role as being not his finest hour. People overthink it all and over enthuse about a distinctly average sci fi series.
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