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Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson
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Yeah, but, Toastie, Beckinsale had a very big face, didn't he.
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Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Brinsworth House Baiter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I don't suppose you have been to any good gigs Lardy? I mean, I don't suppose you have been to see Foo Fighters or owt and took an awesome pic of Mr Grohl, or anything? -
He is clearly ill, I don't think that is up for debate anymore. It could be cancer but there has been no real weight loss, he is still overweight and a potential 'collapsed and died' merchant.
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Who will win the 2020 US Presidential Election?
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Windsor's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
..and that, in a nutshell is why you completely failed to gauge the mood of the public. It was not all about the expense of leaving anymore than it was about 'all of those darkies coming over here and sponging off of the system...' As for Trump, he is a Grade A moron but, until the democrats are able to provide somebody at least half way decent to challenge him, he has a very good chance of being returned to power. Bad news but at least we know what we get with Trump, a shit democrat president could be even worse, maybe. -
Yeah, I'm sure he will be considering his net worth is in excess of $2 billion dollars, you fucking idiot.
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Lets hope the fuckers still aren't out there driving!
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As 2/3, as you put it, are of the calibre of Joey Russ, Steve and you, that's no great loss, is it.
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how long till' the next hit ?
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lafaucheuse's topic in DeathList Forum
This is a case in point. Deathers gets a ban for being a harmless twat yet no admins appear to have the gumption to get rid of hideous fucktards like this cunt. What the fuck is going on here? You want to boot out people with a half decent post quality and keep shite like 'Steve' FFS!! Fucking hell, get a grip on things, the place will haemorrhage decent posters and you will be left with shit like him. I didn't realise that we were now throwing out the babies but keeping the afterbirth. -
Only morons block. There are people who are utterly incapable of just skipping past posters they have no interest in. Fucktards, the lot of them.
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If he has been then it really is fucking ridiculous.
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Is he? You mean he has been, like, banned for good?
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Conspiracy Theories
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to the_engineer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Since when has hospital management been GOVERNMENT? I suspect that, if that is true, they were not so much hiding it but rationing it. That does not make it right and it does not mean that the Government have done well regarding PPE supplies but it also doesn't mean that some dark forces in power are deliberately allowing nursing staff to catch the virus and die. As I have posted before, some of our NHS frontline staff, a significant some, have a horrendous disregard to distancing and hygiene. It is the sole fucking reason why I am sitting here recovering from Corona. -
Yeah, I hear Xhamster are offering to do a live feed to their porn site. His coffin will be carried in by 6 big titted grannies who will take it into the church and collectively suck off the Vicar and choir boys to completion.
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Absolutely. The cunt has monopolised Go Fund Me, TV, Radio, the Press and half of Planet Earth. Now he is going to take over the forum. Fucking hell, there is no escape from him. Next it will be the Knighthood and then a state funeral. The media got the 'hero' they so craved......
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Would it? Would it REALLY? How many 'singles' do you have to sell now days to get to No1? I admit to being out of touch but, AFAIK, you don't have to sell huge amounts anymore to top the charts. Not quite as impressive as it would first appear, is it?
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Yes, that's me, I suppose. I quite like Bacardi but I will only really drink alcohol to get wankered. I cannot stand having 'the odd one' because alcohol, to me, tastes fucking horrible. I am much happier to get off my tits on weed. You don't want to fight people when you are stoned, you just want to laugh, eat and fuck. At least I get to do two out of the three.....
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Coronavirus death toll 2020
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to paddyfool's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
It's an old Essex saying Lardy. I shall go back and change it to something more appropriate, ok? Edit: It is done. -
dead Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to BirdieNumNums's topic in DeathList Forum
You just want him to die and leave you all of his socks in his will. Admit it. -
Coronavirus death toll 2020
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to paddyfool's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Good, be so embarrassed that you fuck off from here never to return you fucking bastard cunt. -
Please Let It Be... Paul McCartney
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to open pinecone's topic in DeathList Forum
This is easily your worst sockpuppet. -
Why? Have you forgotten what a cock looks like or can you not tell the difference between a male and female body?
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How about a snapped cock?
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Please Let It Be... Paul McCartney
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to open pinecone's topic in DeathList Forum
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Pick a fight with somebody else. I'm not interested. -
Please Let It Be... Paul McCartney
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to open pinecone's topic in DeathList Forum
He has sounded awful for years, he should have stopped singing long ago.