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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Conspiracy Theories

    Conspiracies are not what they used to be.
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    I used to like him a lot. Not in that way, obviously, his beard would have irritated my thighs.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    I can actually remember when he used to be as funny as fuck.
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    ….but too many of the fuckers are going off of wards still wearing their (potentially) contaminated scrubs, meeting up in quiet rooms, tea rooms and areas they should not be congregating together, let alone raising the possibility of spreading disease. That is why norovirus is so prevalent in hospitals, It is not just Joe Public walking in with it and sharing it, it is staff that are the biggest spreaders, the Doctors are the worlds worst for that. In perspective, a pair of sodding gloves really is small potatoes.
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    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    Yeah, you will be ok. All the best
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    A whole point missed. Whatever the morality and the rights and wrongs, he was protecting himself! He wears the gloves all day, he doesn't stick his hands in his mouth, his eyes, up his nose or up his arse. He then disposes of the gloves ( virus riddled, possibly) and has clean hands with no viruses on them. Hospital is the worst place to be if you do not want to get ill. Today I have actually seen a picture of scrubs being discarded into an overflowing bin so that said scrubs are all over the fucking floor. This was on a yellow area ward. You want to know why so many NHS staff are dying from this shit? The truth wouldn't fit the fantasy.
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    20 /20

    Not one of them pics has the surname Pigeon. Do you really hate Pigeons?
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    The Welsh

    Well it was ok until you joined.
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Welsh

    Well known to sheep, perhaps.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    It ends up with a high percentage in hospital fucking over the NHS.
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    That has given me the right fuckin 'orn!!!
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Jimmy Greaves

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/52217646
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    20 /20

    Aye, well, you have to be accepted by Sean first. He is very strict on who he allows in....
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    20 /20

    Yvonne! Seen any dead pigeons lately?
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    Boris Johnson

    ICU is for people that need more attention than in a standard ward. It does not mean that you are dying. As much as I am not a fan of Johnson, he is our Prime Minister and there is not a single person in this country who would want the job he has in front of him at this time unless they were complete morons. He also has a baby on the way, a child that could, possibly, end up not knowing their daddy. The bile that has been spewed over him has come from utter cunts. Publicity stunt? What kind of cunt comes up with that type of thinking!!! He looked fucking ill the last time we all saw him, what part of that did they not see FFS. Basically, he is more ill than some but is not, as far as we know, at deaths door. He also has the most unenviable job going, the buck stops with him, irrespective if what he says and does is borne from people who know more about this virus than he does. He is fucked if he does and he is fucked if he doesn't. People need to lay off him and do the inquests after this shit is over and not during.
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    Go on - Show Us Your Warnings.....

    Yeah, I got two from LG. They were the days!
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    Boris Johnson

    You really are a complete and utter prick, aren't you.
  18. Well I'm fucked if I am going to be eating there.....
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    Honor Blackman

    She had a good career but not a great one. I think she was born in the wrong era. Strong, independent woman who could kick arses was not really an asset in the 60s and 70s.
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    Go on - Show Us Your Warnings.....

    Absolute class there!
  21. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Go on - Show Us Your Warnings.....

    Any holes a goal.
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    Go on - Show Us Your Warnings.....

    Interesting. We can talk away about maggot infested corpses, pretty much troll the shit out of who we think will cark it, at some point, but we absolutely must not link to a website where cocks are pounding vaginas, mouths and arse holes. Very interesting....
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    Boris Johnson

    I can't think of many situations where people will be admitted to hospital with it and not be put on a ventilator. BJ being on one is hardly a shock, is it.
  24. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    So what the fuck are people with Thalidomide supposed to do?
  25. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    Is that the one where a woman was attacked by a croc and has a big scar on her face? I preferred Sons and Daughters and The Sullivans, which starred the Australian Queen of TV and Theatre Lorraine Bayly. She is deffo obitable and will be due an Aussie state funeral, or summat.
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