Lord Fellatio Nelson

You, you, you mean he actually has a HEART?? Fucking hell!

Japan has the worlds highest life expectancy. Fewer babies, more elderly, those elderly quite capable of working beyond retirement. Nowt for them to panic about.

Not really getting into the spirit of the Qur'ān, is she!

True.

I think, all in, there were three different pathologists who examined him and there was some differing views on whether he was dead before he hit the water or not. I think there are enough ruined arseholes out there from 'consensual fisting' to fill the main stand at Carlisle Utd ( sorry Mary... ) so, unless there is proof, beyond reasonable doubt, that he was buggered with the pool thermometer and the odd door handle, without his say so.... Lets not forget that he was three times the drink drive limit and coked up to the eyeballs, he probably wouldn't have felt too much. We have approached this under the assumption that Lubbock was an out and out hetrosexual. I call that bollocks. He was, at the very least, bisexual. Did he REALLY not have a bloody clue what kind of party he was getting invited to by Barrymore???? We shall never really know.

How many young men have got pissed up to the eyeballs on a night out, disappeared, and ended up being found floating in a river somewhere? A fucking shit ton. For some reason, people get wankered and cannot keep away from water. Do we really know that this young fella didn't do what reams of people have done before him and since? Unless the Police have overwhelming evidence that that young mans arse had been roughly used as some sort of Penis car park, I am not seeing enough evidence that he was murdered.

You would have thought, given her eternal gratitude, that she would have been on the blower to him to say 'Don't do it Ronnie, I will take care of all the costs, I will even dig the fucking grave out myself! Fucking tight bastards, the Royals.

Yeah, but flu killed 56 people in Iran in 2 months, at the end of last year. It's just another pandemic, we have had them before. The Corona bollocks is just another virus, it's nowt special. At the moment it is just the flavour of the year, give it till summer and it we be Ebola again.

You would have assume that all of the main news broadcasters are rehearsing like mad for THAT day, which is coming very soon. They will know things we don't.

For some reason I couldn't quote in MSCs post, however, I see another thread in the making here. Everybody posts up their ailments, their chronic medical conditions etc and we can all have a little flutter on who becomes a stiffy first. We can even donate winnings to charidee. This has gotta run!

I am prepared to believe that China is getting on top of the problem and the numbers are falling. Why? It's China, they don't fuck around, human rights out of the window and all that. They will have taken some draconian measures, no mask? shot on sight. The country is secretive and nobody is going to really know what they are doing to get the numbers down. The truth is, nobody cares.

Christ on a bike! More people are dying from flu in the UK than Corona could struggle to better, not that you would want it to, obviously. Over last years Christmas period a shit ton of people at the local hospital died from the flu. We are talking double figures. You apply that stat to all hospitals in the UK and you would have a number that would scare the shit out of you. The Corona bollocks is just an amateur at this game.

Fucking hell, you are rich? What do you eat? Tofu?

She is no youngster, maybe the vocals are not what they were. You should go out at the top. If only McCartney had gone out on a high.....

Yeah but Lardy would have used a sledgehammer. They would have got the message.

Blimey, what one of your entrances do they bring the patients into then?

Paging?! Are you stuck in a fucking time warp or summat?

I knew that would get you!

We don't get funny trolls here, let alone ones that have more than one brain cell to rub together. Classic millennial.

Yeah, he is 94. It's not like he will be expecting to live under a Sanders presidency for a full term, let alone two ffs!

It cant be Zorders, not funny mad enough. Can't be Charon, not vicious enough. Who are they?

Compared to Genesis P Orangutan or whatever her/his name is, she is a PROPER A list celebrity.

Fucking hell! Your neighbours aren't Stuart Hall and Rolf Harris, are they?

Best known for having tits so large they made Dolly Partons look like a couple of pimples.

Follow? Is that the acceptable word for stalk?