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    Michael Barrymore

    I suspect that is what is needed for the Police to investigate after all this time. I don't actually think Barrymore was involved, however, at that time, he was very much off the rails and mixed with people that may not have been too nice...…...
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    Michael Barrymore

    Unless they still have DNA from his body, how are they really going to get a conviction?
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    I am recording the current season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I am not really into American comedy but this one is fucking brilliant.
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    Jimmy Tarbuck

    Why do I feel a degree ( a fucking large degree ) of desperation emanating from that site? As I have previously stated, I reckon he is a possibility for this year. His appearance on Harry Hills show last year was quite an eye opener, he was a shadow of his former self, or summat.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Yes BUT, er, yes I do....
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I gave up in September 2014. It has saved me a fortune and, honestly, I have better breathing and all that. Do not, however, believe the bullshit that ' food tastes better' when you stop. It tastes no different!
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    Is that the 'Royal' 'we' or just you and a few devotees? Just becsuse you are a smug and self absorbed twat does not make you the official spokesperson. If others have a beef with me they can tell me themselves. My original point still stands so fuck off.
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Wankers use it.
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    I have posted a metric shit ton of posts on here over the years I have been a part of it. I have also started more threads than you have quoted percentages. Amongst the reems of shit I have posted have been the 'constructive and informative' too. You are in no position to question my posting content whatsoever. Much of what you post shows you to be an utterly souless individual who brings bugger all to the place other than their intelligence. We have enough intellingent people on here already. Try and post YOUR thoughts and views rather than the bland drivel anybody could mine from the internet. Show us some personality ffs, good or bad. PS: If QR is so intent on sucking the cocks of all that post in disagreement to me his fucking jaws will ache like a bastard.
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    Just give out the numbers and leave the sodding percentages out of it Statto.
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    Julie Goodyear - Coronation Street legend

    The last time she returned it was a disaster. It was that much of a disaster that they cut short her deal and fucked her off pronto.
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    UK oldsters may remember a name from the past, Mavis Nicholson. She was pretty well known back in the late 70s/80s as an interviewer of the stars and, IIRC, she had her own TV show. Well she is still going and is 89. One to watch.
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    Most Significant Death Of Each Month

    You can't really. You can prove that a person was not famous to, say, America, but that does not mean that they were not famous elsewhere. Kim il Sum a Luvin, the star of ' Let our Glorious Leader Conquer the World' may well be famous in North Korea but, outside of Asia, we would not have a clue who they were, if you get my drift. This whole thread is a bit bullshit really. It's all subjective twaddle. PS: If this makes no fucking sense it is because I am on the Bacardi.
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    Most Significant Death Of Each Month

    Then pretend you knew who they were all along.
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    Most Significant Death Of Each Month

    I find that incredible. At 30 I had heard of Flanagan and Allen, Tommy Trinder, Jimmy Hanley, Harry Lauder, Marie Lloyd and a shit ton of other famous British entertainers, many long dead before I entered the world. That doesn't make me super clever, just more aware. Do 30 year olds really live in a fucking bubble? God help us.
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    Guess The Song

    Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and Mamma Mia by Abba. I didn't read the sodding reveal!
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    Ebola and Other Viruses

    Yes, and as soon as the whole panic is over, they will be flying back to their homes in China.... As I understand it, via interviews, a significant amount of those that are moaning like fuck that we are not working fast enough to fly them out, are residents. They live there, work there, pay taxes there etc. Now the going has got tough and their fellow citizens of China are under the cosh and scared shitless that they will cop the lurgy*, they have decided to cut and run like fuck until it is all over. I would welcome the Chinese Government telling them 'don't bother to come back you utter fair weather cunts'. * if they weren't so obsessed with eating Rats cocks and Bear paws and the like, maybe, they wouldn't have given the world yet another epidemic.
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    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    At least it has knocked the fucking climate change bollocks off of the news. Note to hatchet face Thunberg: ' Don't worry about the climate changing luv, we are all going to get wiped out by disease first'.
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    Kobe Bryant

    Is this the right place to say that Basketball is about as exciting as netball played by mice? No? Well who gives a fuck!
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    Why no Indians ever in DeathList?

    So who has this sock account then?
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    Kobe Bryant

    How can you possibly know if I am trolling you or anybody else if you have blocked me and cannot see my posts you bell end? Very weak!
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    The English Language

    I've just had a look back on this thread. I fucking LOVED The Pooka, the greatest of the great. That is apart from Mary and CA, obviously.
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    Kobe Bryant

    YW is back pedalling now.....
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    Kobe Bryant

    Never heard of Robert Archibald, how many others have? Not many. Not surprising that it gets to the 'well he was Scottish so the rest of the UK didn't think he mattered' bullshit. Wait until Scotland becomes independent, absolutely nobody will give a fuck then. Mind you, the rest of us don't now.
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