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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Setting aside the fact that the Tories have scumbags in their ranks, Matheson resigned. Labour upheld complaints and we're going to suspend him but he jumped before he was pushed. Let's not assume that Labour have the moral high ground, there is still shit floating around them regarding anti- semetic views. The moral compass that should direct British politics is fucked.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    If the Tories suddenly in get smart, and they won't, whoever comes in should go for an election sometime in March. Labour will whinge about it not being NOW but they will be on a campaign footing for a shoe in. The Tories will get 5 odd months to turn shit around, they won't, leaving Labour to deal with the hike in energy prices and all the other shit too. They will blame the Tories and the public will say' so what? You are the government now and you promised to deal with it all. Fascinating, truly fascinating.....
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    Yes, he is deeply proud to have represented his country! A much loved, old school, kind of guy.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    That is fucking sad. The man is a club legend and much loved. Lady FN and myself used to see him walking up to the entrance to the ground (old stadium), probably got the bus there on matchdays. He was always happy to stop and chat and seemed a tad bemused that people thought the world of him.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    I'm getting checked for that soon, too.
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    Death List Convention

    I always had Toast up for being Elsie Tanner! No, never met her. Met, off the top of my head.... Lardy, MPFC, LG, RA, STTG & DTTG, TM ( who was notapotato) Captain Oates, DWB, HMBWA, another fella who I can't remember (last on here years ago) ATJ, and others. I will try to remember them and update. Had some great meets tbf, we really are just ordinary folk that rock!! Got pissed too! EDIT: Alphonsin. We all loved him, such a lovely guy!! EDIT 2: Godot.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    ......in other news. Wee Jimmy got booed when she arrived in Dunfermline today.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Ok, who knows who this ' well known' celebrity paedo, who is about to be outed, is?
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    Death List Convention

    We are fucking ace to meet!
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    Deadio Times

    Gambo has a hell of a gut on him!
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    We now await The Engineer and another conspiracy theory, ya know, The Queen ain't dead. Nope, she just disappeared to live her remaining days in South America with Jim Morrison and anybody who was involved in the funeral is being bumped off coz they know too much.
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    Room 101

    ....but apart from that all ok?
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    Ian Brady

    Oh!!! So bad but funny!
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Huw Pill, the BOE Chief Economist, has stated that 'Over the course of the past week, there has be a significant repricing of financial assets. Part of that re-pricing reflects broader global developments. Part of it reflects the ongoing normalisation of macroeconomic policy after the pandemic-induced episode of exceptional ease. But there is undoubtedly a UK-specific component'. 'As the Governor said in his statement on Monday afternoon, we are monitoring financial markets developments – and, in particular, that UK-specific component – very closely'. Nowt more to say.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    So, let's look at where we are, apart from fucked. The Prime Minister and Chancellor are finished. The two remaining options are another change of Tory leader & cabinet reshuffle or a general election. Two issues spring to mind, here. The '... moving of the deck chairs on the Titanic' will be attributed to another Tory leadership election and, with an election, the money markets, generally distrusting of anything Labour and socialism, are not going to be having celebratory wanks over a red landslide. So, it looks like we are royally fucked on all fronts. We are doomed!
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    Joe Biden

    No shit Sherlock.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    I take it Sturgeon has run out of toilet paper.
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    Joe Biden

    Being a rich American will mean that he will have a better than average chance of going beyond the other averages. Just sayin, like.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Was it Wilson who said 'A week is a long time in Politics' or summat? Sir Keith has gone from that gormless looking twat who you hope doesn't come and sit next you on the bus you are on to a man running around like an amorous dog with two dicks. He actually believes that this his his moment, he is the Political porn star with a full nut sack, ready to unload. Now if he could keep Abbott, Rayner etc and the like away from the action, well... ..
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    It is beyond satire. It is as if they have done it all on purpose, like, they COULD have bought out a tax cutting budget with all the provisos for paying the shit tons of money they would be borrowing back but..nah. I've not seen a Government in my life time so intent on committing political and economic suicide to the point where you are imploring the cabinet to be sectioned for their and our protection. As an aside, I am curious to know how all of those Corbyn devotees are reacting to all of this. He did, at the last election, promise the fucking earth, had no plan on how to pay the borrowed money back but was feted as some sort of messiah. Well, now we know what would have happened had he got in! Who would have thought it, Sir Keith, out to rescue us all.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2023

    Jean Marsh. 88 with a dodgy ticker. You heard it here first.
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    Liz Truss

    This bears out what I have been saying for a while now. You either pile in on Labour candidates at the next election or you just don't bother. You cannot vote tactically or we could end up with a bigger shit show because the election ends up with no party with an overall majority. We need one party, one set of policies and no fucking about. Quite staggering to think that Labour handed the last election to the Tories on a plate because of Corbyn and the Tories are now, probably, going to hand the election to Labour because of Truss. They would have had a better chance if they had kept Johnson! Fucking hell, the last few years have been stinkingly wank in the political and societal sense.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Well, Labour is on a sure vote winner by declaring that they would scrap all the perks that the high earners would gain from the tax cuts, to wit, stop them from becoming even richer. Nobody would argue with that, right? Then they go and play the national anthem at the conference and, again, nobody ( well some) would argue with that. Ahead of the conference a fringe meeting is taking place with the Labour republican group who state that 'the national anthem does not "marry" with the party's values' or summat. It's almost like nobody lined the streets or watched the TV when Queenie was being given her last farewell. A political party that has the innate ability to fire a fully loaded 12 bore through its own feet.....
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    He has actually made sure that the heads of all the armed forces have been placed there by his own fair hands, He is no fool BUT there could be a point where heads of said armed forces have seen the debacle in Ukraine and may not feel overly hungry for any action. Could that be the trigger for them to take control? I hope so.
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