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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Ask A Deathlister

    Nobody says sorry here. It is a sign of weakness.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Whatever you are smoking in Louisiana, get me some FFS!!!!!
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    Ask A Deathlister

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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Impossible!!!!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Sometimes you are a twat and sometimes you say stuff that is, like, really on the money. This was the latter.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Oh yes, you could be correct. I reckoned the clue 'First reality TV star' or something could have been to do with the original X Factor and the group Heresay which Kym Marsh was in. I think your guess is more plausible tho.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    The Octopus is Jayne McDonald The Fox is Kym Marsh
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    The Next Leader of the Opposition

    Fucking hell, THAT bad???
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    The Next Leader of the Opposition

    That would be 72% of this forums contributors, and I say contributors in the vaguest of terms, unable to get on here. I say... BRING IT ON!!!!!!!
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    Genesis P-Orridge

    He is a fucking troll and probably looks like one. I have already told him that I have no fucking interest in interacting with him, what more do you expect me to do?? Get rid of the twat and, about, half a dozen others too. Yours LFN Esq.
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    The Next Leader of the Opposition

    That isn't strictly true. RLB has stated that she wants to tighten the abortion laws up. As much as I think she is a lefty wanker who would be monumentally shit as a leader of a Political party, let alone a country, she may have a point. As difficult as it is to stomach, there are women out there that have had several abortions, basically, another form of contraception. Yes, there may be a whole plethora of reasons why some women are having so many and, for sure, those reasons need to be examined but, ultimately, we cannot have a society that champions the right of women to have them but does not question those that do so because of 'lifestyle' choices let alone multiple terminations.
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    Genesis P-Orridge

    Can somebody tell this cunt to fuck off!
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    Genesis P-Orridge

    I don't care THAT much Phants, I just got a bee in my bonnet, as I do. As you were.
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    Genesis P-Orridge

    I've been saying for more years than I care to remember that the 'committee' gives not a single fuck about any other opinions and even less of a fuck about the forum. They gave up participation years ago. They do the picks and then fuck off for another year. PB is top dog here.
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    Genesis P-Orridge

    They are well known to you because you are pretty damn knowledgeable when it comes to the music industry, what you know covers a wide spectrum and is second to none! The points that have been made, and not just by me, is that there little known to the wider audience and there is the utterly fucking obscure. This person is perceived to be in the latter and I question the wisdom of putting names on the list that only a tiny minority of DL regulars and visitors can actually identify with. Part of the fun/chase/skill is, surely, picking people that are known to a wider audience and are the most likely to go this year. Where is the fun in picking the obscure over the well known that you have researched and found info which suggests that they may go and the wider public hasn't caught on? Isn't it true that people will discuss and speculate over, say, Barbara Windsor than G PO? Hey, Gianluca Vialli is dealing with Pancreatic cancer, he is certainly more famous than G PO and worthy of discussion? That would have been a better pick on the 50 list, maybe? All an opinion, nowt wrong with discussing it, its got to be a valid discussion.
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    Genesis P-Orridge

    You are like a faecal crust hanging from a tramps arsehole. I do not want to interact with you, just fuck off.
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    Genesis P-Orridge

    You are utterly pointless. Fuck off.
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    Genesis P-Orridge

    Of course they would. You are a genuine fuckwitt.
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    Genesis P-Orridge

    I would hazard a guess that there are, at least, 50 famous people out there who would be very well known to the people of the UK and North America who could have been used to compile the current DL 2020. When the majority have to scratch their chins and ask 'Who the fuck are they? before they go off and google the name, it makes the whole DL thing a complete waste of time. This is all about making it accessible and easy to identify with for the majority and not some sort of smart arsed ITK 'because we are smarter/more worldly than the rest of you plebs' bullshit.
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    The Chequered Flag

    Genuinely brilliant!
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    When will Harry and meghan divorce if at all?

    There really is some monumental shit being written about all this. When you start quoting that load of old dog wank 'Buzzfeed' then you really have lost the fucking plot. Lets rewind to before Harry met Sally Meghan. He was, without a doubt, the most popular Royal of a generation. Well loved and thought of as 'one of us' we forgave him his high jinx episodes and his devil may care attitudes because he really seemed to be just an ordinary guy who still hadn't and wasn't coping after his mums death. Fast forward to a point when he met the 'famous' actress Meghan Markle, star of a hugely successful 'what the fuck is it? TV series 'Suits'. Everybody was made up for the fella, the popular/gutter press waxed lyrical about how happy he was, how great they were together and how the Royal family were, finally, getting wiv da programme and mirroring British society with a mixed race marriage. Then the wheels began to fall off. Maybe it started with the private jets and Elton John but we know it ended with them becoming a couple of lecturing cunts that saw absolutely no issue flying here and there while telling the rest of us that flying was killing the Planet etc. People do not like that too much. They tried to justify it 'for security reasons' even though his brother was happy to take his family on Easy Jet or summat, with the other plebs, taking up the front rows of seats. Then they continued to jet around the globe and get all savey the planet while leaving a carbon footprint bigger than a whole herd of African Elephants cocks. We tired of it all, we were gutted about how he had changed and, of course, we began to look at her and wonder. Their announcement that they want to step back from public duties is no issue for us, is it. What IS the issue is whether they will continue to trouser millions of pounds of taxpayers money while doing what they want to do, to wit 'Having your cake and eating it'. This will not do at all! Maybe they would like to hand back the £2 million odd pounds we shelled out for to make their home all nice and cosy? As for the transition to be financially independent, they are worth over £35 million between them, what part of 'you do not need a transition period you wankers' would they not get? So, basically, if you want to go, go. Leave, let her do voice overs for Disney and he become some sort of global ambassador for whatever BUT do not fuck the public over with your unreasonable wants and conditions. Cunts.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Well he would be. He lives in a cottage on the estate.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    In yoof speak 'sick' is good, isn't it? So what the fuck is it then? He is either ill or he isn't, they need to make their fucking minds up!
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    When will Harry and meghan divorce if at all?

    Great speech????? The free loading cunts assertion was made by ME!!!! I was not quoting or paraphrasing anybody, I was stating the inevitable thoughts and views of the British public. You are a grade A fuckwitt and embody everything that is wrong and shit about this forum.
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