Lord Fellatio Nelson

Yes, but you are still a fucking moron.

I'm no grammatical genius by any stretch of the imagination but you have written that so badly it makes you look like a fucking moron.

I was just pulling yer pigtails toastie! I absolutely agree with you 100%. I actually predicted, a long while back, that they would end up living Stateside and their 'we will split our time between North America and the UK is going to be a load of old bollocks. Public opinion will further turn against them ( like hand back your free house and other privileges you utter cunting freeloaders ) and they will fuck off to Canada on a permanent basis. This, I believe, is EXACTLY how they expect it to all play out anyway. Love or hate the Royals, they have utterly fucked over the Queen big time. How can you not tell her and the rest BEFORE you stick it all up on Instagram? They look massive cunts now, they really do deserve all of the negative press they will get.

Why bother? The SNP supporting nationalist trumpeting cunt lives in New York. He cannae bother you from there, surely?

I'm on a road trip through France in June. Besides, you wouldn't turn up anyway.

Technically, you can because much of the crime is drug related and many of the criminals running the gangs that are fighting for turf to supply the stuff are Somali Gangs ( In North London ) and Albanian gangsters who secured Greek Passports to get here. Londons problem is drugs and the middle classes are facilitating much of it by taking industrial quantities of the marching powder as a form of leisure. They are too fucking stupid, or don't care that their supplier is just one body in a huge network. Anyway, it's London. Fuck London.

I have tried Google Translate on that but it cannot detect the language and I am fucked if I know what it is.

Yeah, I mean, the father of the worlds richest or second richest man is never going to get an obit, is he.

No, you missed the times when he appeared on Letterman. I suspect that, back then, Letterman wasn't a shit version of Russell Harty so, maybe, good ole Theodore was pretty well known State side. That would have been enough to make him famous for input on here. As I am struggling to find any kind of, even semi irregular, appearances on Wogan , I've gotta assume that G PO is as well known to UK audiences as your mother is to the North Korean comedy scene.

Quite apart from that, you have to understand that there is a KING Admin and just admins here. I'm not knocking them, I don't usually knock people for doing a job i'd never want to do. I just think...…….

That had me longing for the days of Zorders.

You are correct, it is. I have said as much over and over again, they can do what they like and there is fuck all point in discussing the lists they bring out because nobody but them are involved in the selection process. Thing is, this pick is so totally bollocks I am now actually questioning whether they are inhabiting the same planet as the rest of us. I've said this forum has been going to shit and that pick is a good demonstration of what is wrong with the place. The forum, by accident or design, has a global audience and their picks need to be a bit more substantial now. This, sort of reminds me of the Muppet show back in the 70s, filmed in the UK, UK crew, Lew Grades money ( I think) but their guest list had the UK asking 'Who the fuck are they? on a weekly basis. This place is heading that way, people will lose interest and the masses will fuck off, as many already have, leaving us with a load of complete bell ends, apart from the ones that we already have. I shouldn't give a fuck really but I wouldn't walk past somebody dying on the pavement either.

Personally, and I know I am not into the whole Dead pooling shebang, I think the pick is completely self indulgent. No, I had not heard of him but, yes, I have heard of Throbbing Gristle. I know that there have been some quite obscure picks in previous lists but this one is, frankly, fucking ridiculous. It is a smart arse pick and not one that the general public could possibly identify with. Yeah they may well get an obit, like, 4 lines on page 18 of The Sun, but if people are seriously saying that it is really enough for the major, THE MAJOR, and foremost Dead Pooling website in the English speaking world ( fuck me, we are even global ) then the forum is even more fucked than I thought it was.

Welcome back ya little bastard!

You should have!

Umm, so he is a left wing candidate then.

Do you actually want a Labour government or not? He is the guy that has hand up Corbyns arse doing his 'Gottle of gear' act ever since he got elected leader. Next you will be suggesting that Lansman take charge of the whole election proce……..oh wait a minute!!!! Come on Deathers, you must know that, unless they return back to the middle ground, well, slightly left of it, they will have zero chance of being returned to power. Maybe I should write that one up in CAPITALS so the other thick cunts can read it and take Umbridge. Oh, Deathers, get rid of that fucking Kinnock shite, you are Deathray and, as big a pain in the arse as Deathray is, I kinda miss him, ok?

Yeah well, we all know why that is. They closed all the yoof clubs.

Fucking hell toastie! Most Haunted used to be as funny as fuck!

Fair comment fella. There would still be a need to find somebody of his ilk in order to change things, there is no doubts whatsoever that either Momentum fucks off or the party splits because it does not appear that the current leadership want to moderate or change course to a more 'Johnsonesque' type of political ideology or summat.

I suggest, as a last resort, that they get on bended knees and ask Alan Johnson to step in, even as an interim leader to take the party forwards. He is a PROPER socialist, you must have seen his rant on election night, devastating stuff. I cannot for the life of me understand where the idea that any fucker that was happy to serve under CorbynCunt is remotely electable with people OUTSIDE of London. I tell you now, if Starmer gets the gig you are even more fucked than you were with CorbynCunt. You know my feelings on the Labour party but, Christ, we NEED a credible opposition to keep the government in check and, by the look of it, that will not happen for a very long time unless the extremist 'We march on Downing St within 24hrs of the Election result, waving our Socialist worker sponsored placards vowing resistance' element is fucked off into the blue yonder. Again, the march was London Centric. The rest of the country got the measure of Corbyn, momentum and all it really stood for and didn't like it. That is a major, not a complete, part of why you lost so HEAVILY. Do the maths.

If you REALLY think that massive prick will be enough to get Labour first past the post in the next election then you have learned absolutely NOTHING from the utter drubbing the party got at the last one, NOTHING.

Fuck chocolate. I am all done with it for, at least, six months now.