Lord Fellatio Nelson

Ah, Political satire, eh? Yeah, the may well have been Political themes contained therein but they were far more subtle and didn't try to batter you over the head with them. As for fucking dense, I'd suggest that anybody who thinks that the latest Political and social commentary is comparable to the commentary of old is the dense twat. As for 'the milking of' Bond evolved, sort of, where Star Wars is just Star Wars, like, umm, crap. So there.

The new series was preachy shit which spent more time tut tutting at the British Empires wrong doings ( like we didn't fucking know already) than doing what Dr Who used to do so well, entertain us with Daleks, Cybermen and that utterly filthy Camille Couduri. That's the Beeb all over, bunch of preachy left wing cunts that are so far off of the pace it is embarrassing. We just wanna be entertained FFS!!!!!!! The fact that there are so many bastard Star War films to choose from says that the owners of the franchise milked it considerably more than even you have done with your cock. I'd even go as far to say that you cock is probably more entertaining, well a sock told me it was.

True. I don't even think he has the energy left to **** his ******** anymore. That must put the lid on things or summat.

A fine example of a shit thread. What next? The Best Alien Film? The Best choccy in a Celebrations tub? Utter bollocks.

It is quite simple. If you want a sure fire cert that you will be wanking into old age, get married.

No, I'm not dead yet, although I may well go before you coz I'm older than you. Mind you, if you keep wanking into socks you will, eventually, run out of all energy and zest a die surrounded by your own sperm. Take that into account, the poor people who will find you and have to clean up after you.

Too many shit posters and too many shit threads of late. Fuck all worth posting about/interacting with. As for Deathers missing me, I would have assumed, by the look of the mutual masturbation love shared between himself and *Billericay Dickie that life had moved on somewhat. It just shows you how far this place has sunk, even my shit posting is missed! * The only Political commentator on here that makes Kate Garraway look as good as Andrew Neil.

Cuntfaced bastard fuckcunt in Cleethorpes.

A Frenchman a Scotsman and a Jew are stranded in a desert. The Frenchman exclaims 'I'm so thirsty I could drink a bottle of wine! The Scotsman chimes in 'I'm so thirsty I could drink a bottle of Whiskey! The Jew looks at them both and says 'I'm so thirsty...I must be diabetic! I'll get my coat.

Fair play to him. Maybe though, just to focus his attention, he needs to be reminded that his teeth are patiently waiting for him 'on the other side' or summat.

He has been in a metric shit ton of things tbf. If my memory serves me well, I think I first knew about him from the TV series Billy Liar. IIRC, was he not the Funeral Parlour owner, Mr Shadrack? That is off the top of my head, I expect to be shot down.

I will shove this here as I don't think there is anywhere else to put it. If there is it can be moved. We went to see Ghost Stories at the Ambassador Theatre, off of Shaftesbury Avenue yesterday. It was an extremely entertaining 1hr 30 mins with fine actors in a wonderfully ' cosy and compact' theatre. Highly recommended.

I thought he had died years ago!

I'd be in my own space, coughing, farting and picking my nose in my own space and not having to share my own space will halitosis sufferers who smell like their own wet dogs who have smoked all the ciggies.

I"m now at Kings Cross and on a train ready to take me home. When Lady FN and I got on it we had nobody sitting opposite us. Now we have two who are uncomfortably close and invading that barrier we stick around ourselves. One passenger is chomping on a fucking sandwich and wiping the crumbs off of his shirt.... You can shove public transport up your arse.

You mean Leg end.

At least you bothered to start a thread. Way too many here moan like fuck about threads yet start bugger all themselves because they are happy enough to feed off of others efforts or summat.

.....and the trust score of Corbyn, Swinson etc would be about the same as Jeffrey Archer and Gary Glitter. That is the whole sodding point, Johnson is a monumental dick and as slippery as an eel but he is the only one who is trusted, by degree, more than the others to deliver what people voted for. The opposition is as bad, if not worse, than him and it is yet another case of the public having the choice between dog shit and cat shit. If there is no good alternative we have to run with him and, be in no doubt, if he delivers the Brexit, as half arsed as it will be, he will win the next General Election with a healthy majority. In truth, millions of us would rather have the blond shagger than a marxist bell end or a libtard luvvie. Yes, it's that bad!

That's your best one ever.

If he is talking about getting on with dying, well, he is taking his fucking time a bit, isn't he!

Ever the diplomat.

You get the best chance of surviving cancer if it is diagnosed early. I can tell you from personal experience that staff shortages have fuck all to do with poor early diagnosis, fucking useless GPs and consultants do. Even when she was dying she was on the wrong sodding train.

He was utterly bat shit crazy in that game. The tackles were terrible BUT they were not made to take the players out, he was just running around like a kid who found the key to the sweet shop, went in and locked the door behind him. When you look back on his football career it is hardly surprising that he has ended up a sad wretch of a man, consumed by alcoholism and mental health issues. I do not condone his actions on that train but I do understand that he would have been primed and ready to do something as fucking stupid as that. Stupidity is no defence though, is it.

I have been wondering how it would be viewed if, say, Lenny Henry were to send Matt Lucas a tweet with the following picture attached when it is his birthday. Just incase people are unaware of what I am getting at.......https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bernardo-silva-racism-mendy-guardiola-16994032

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